Avedon Carol pointed to this article from Wired, ‘The 10 Real Reasons Why Geeks Make Better Lovers‘, where I found this:
The secret
by AnonynomynonousTwo words: Nintendo finger.
Avedon Carol pointed to this article from Wired, ‘The 10 Real Reasons Why Geeks Make Better Lovers‘, where I found this:
The secret
by AnonynomynonousTwo words: Nintendo finger.
Today’s is for anyone who thinks the US population is one big amorphous monocultural blob and there are no regional animosities; it comes from TPM Muckraker’s excellent piece on corruption in the Alaska State legislature (the accused even had the brass neck to have had hats made with with ‘Corrupt Bastard’s Caucus’ on them).
The comment drips Californian contempt for Alaskan provincials:
What isn’t ugly about US Alaska, besides the scenery and people and the culture there before it became a US state? Let’s be blunt, the only reason it’s a US state is so we could plunder it for resources. The people who go there are mostly unintelligent and coarse people only made more so by the harsh environment and wild west atmosphere. There are excepts I’m sure, but I have yet to meet one.
Having never been there I can’t claim to be an expert. But if the people I’ve met are representative, it must be awful.
I’ve met several Alaskan oil workers and they were peanut brained, alcoholic, cave men. Some of the stupidest, crudest, and most brutish bipedal primates I’ve ever had the displeasure of meeting.
I had the misfortune of sharing a hot-tub in Hawaii with some Alaskan vacationers once. They began by complaining their stay was going to be too short, complained about Alaska, and didn’t seem to even like each other very much, including their spouses.
They kept asking me about the weather in California, and when I told them it was nice, they really looked displeased by that fact, and complained Alaska weather was terrible. Then they looked at me like it was my fault. Amazing. What kind of moronic inferiority complex causes a person to ask questions they already know and dislike the answer to?
To top it off, both guys were big fat red necks (literally burnt red necks, wife beater tans, one rocking a mullet) and their wives were middle aged desperate housewives or something with too much makeup like blue eye shadow. The wives wanted to sit beside me in the tub and talk about arts and culture, while their husbands became increasingly hostile.
If all Alaskans are like that… no wonder the state is a giant armpit.
They sound like janners to me.
I don’t know if this is all part of some California/Alaska long-running grudge match, or whether it’s just simple snobbery, but it does seem this commenter is inferring an awful lot from a very small sample of Alaskans. I haven’t met any. Was this a typical experience?
Ah, so that’s what that wince was all about…
Today’s comment (or yesterday’s really but I’m catching up) comes from a very frank thread at Feministe that spun out of a post about blogger ‘Ace’ and his pork product/female genitalia confusion into a wideranging conversation on which intimate physical matters women feel comfortable discussing in public. Read the whole thread, it ‘s very entertaining, and enlightening too if you’re a bit ignorant about women’s bits.
bbrugger Says:
April 30th, 2007 at 2:23 pmHeh. I don’t deliberately talk extra-loud in public spaces, but I tend to be pretty matter of fact and open. And these days, being 51 and in that happy state known as peri-menopause I have a whole new realm of things to share.
Hot flashes? Sounded like a fine idea back in my “I’m always cold” days. Now? Not so much. Hot flashes AND menstrual cramps? Totally not fair. I’d like a nice quiet word with the design team, please. And a two-by-four.
The wash your hands story above reminds me: Years ago I was at an event with camping and these palatial communal showers. One morning as about a dozen of us women were showering and dressing a young woman came in. She discovered that the basket of shower supplies she’d brought didn’t have any soap, someone offered her theirs and the conversation went on.
About the time the young woman was shyly informing us she’d met a nice young man and spent some quality time with him she poured a nice dollop of (excuse the all caps, this is a safety announcement) LIQUID PEPPERMINT SOAP into her hand and began to ‘clean house’.
Her eyes went very wide. She gave one of those long in-drawn gasps that you just know is going to result in ear-splitting shrieks. And she took about three steps straight up into the air. It was like something out of a RoadRunner cartoon.
It took four of us to wrestle her back under the shower flow to rinse it off.
We became quite good friends, and she took a great deal of delight in telling people how we’d met.
[…]
Evidently it put her completely off all things peppermint for some time afterwards. Starlight mints. Mint chocolate chip ice cream. Peppermint schapps. The scented candle set her mother gave her for the holidays. All of them gave her, as she put it, the female equivalent of the sympathetic cringe guys do when someone in a movie kicks a male character in the balls.
The noise that goes with that cringe is a slightly strangled ‘eeee’.
Naomi Wolf’s Guardian article “Fascist America, in 10 easy steps” has been riding high at the top of the paper’s most-read list and has been being feverishly linked to and discussed widely on US liberal blogs. Unsurprisingly so, as it ticks all the boxes and provides the perfect predigested narrative for what Bushco has been up to since ‘elected’. Simple, they’ve been putting in place planned fascism.
Wolf is not exactly what you’d call left-wing; rather she’s in the van of the soft liberal Democrat-ism that enabled Bush in the first place. So why the cries of fascism now? She took her time noticing. and is she actually sincere, or is it more Dem triangulation?
If you ask me, it’s part of this ‘Anyone But Bush’ politics that is destroying the American left and drawing the antiwar movement into the frigid Democratic Party graveyard. The politics of MoveOn.org, Howard Dean’s fan club, and such alignments, are to divert mass disaffection with Bush’s wars into the mainstream of the Democratic Party
Commenter Spartan Weakling takes that view further:
Playing the Fascist Card is calling for the disastrous Popular Front against it: working class organisations will HAVE TO “ally” themselves (read: support without question) with all “progressive” political forces, that is, who seek to return to the “previous” state of political status quo, being oh so much better than the current one (now christened “fascism”).
Therefore, the peace movement, the veterans, the families of the soldiers, the workers who pay for the war MUST come under the leadership of the Democrats (that progressive force in US politics), or else… FASCISM!!! And you don’t want to support FASCISM do you? Then shut up and come under the leadership of the radical (lol) bourgeoisie, because FASCISM!, and otherwise FASCISM!, and if you don’t then FASCISM! and anything else (read: the current state of affairs with no substantial change) is so much better than FASCISM! what’s the matter with you people.
So for me, it’s once again the question of the Popular Front vs the United Front, on which Trotsky had rather A LOT to say…
Now I don’t disagree with Wolf that the framework for fascism is in place and ready to roll, when it so patently is. I don’t disagree on the facts; indeed it’s us left-wing bloggers that have made sure those facts came to light. We’ve been warning of creeping US fascism on this blog since we started in 2001, and before, and there’s thousands of others just like us who’ve been doing the same.
The current US political situation didn’t just happen. Extremists need passive collaborators, or at the very least people too self-absorbed to notice anything that does not directly affect them, to do their nefarious work and Wolf was one, part of the charmed circle of the ‘feminist’ political media establishment, the one that trumpets free markets and the corporate state as empowering for all women despite the empirical evidence. She’s as much a Democratic political operative as she is a writer:
Wolf was involved in Bill Clinton’s 1996 re-election bid where she brainstormed with the Clinton-Gore team about ways to reach “soccer moms” and other female voters.
During Al Gore’s unsuccessful bid for the 2000 US presidency, Wolf was hired as a consultant to target female voters, reprising her role in the Clinton campaign. Wolf’s ideas and participation in the Gore campaign generated considerable media coverage and criticism. According to a report by Michael Duffy in Time Magazine, “Wolf [was] paid a salary of $15,000 a month…in exchange for advice on everything from how to win the women’s vote to shirt-and-tie combinations.” This article was the original source of the widely reported claim that Wolf was responsible for Gore’s “three-buttoned, earth-toned look.” The Duffy article did not mention “earth tones.” The Time article and others also claimed that Wolf had developed the idea that Gore is “a beta male who needs to take on the alpha male in the Oval Office”.
In an interview with Melinda Henneberger in the New York Times, Wolf denied ever advising Gore on his wardrobe. Wolf herself claimed she mentioned the term “alpha male” only once in passing and that “[it] was just a truism, something the pundits had been saying for months, that the vice president is in a supportive role and the President is in an initiatory role…I used those terms as shorthand in talking about the difference in their job descriptions.”
It’s all very well Wolf standing up at this too-late stage in a foreign newspaper and saying this, but where was she when it really mattered, when this could have been nipped in the bud? When Alito was up for confirmation, for example? Too busy pushing her career of telling us ordinary women what failures we are compared to her and her privileged sisters, that’s where.
Did it never once occur to Wolf that the reason she made so much money and did so well pushing her personal empowerment agenda through her books is because it suits the long-term propaganda purposes of the very institutions, individuals and organisations she now accuses of enabling fascism?
Oh, how I loathe accommodationist women.
Is from Mnemosyne at Pandagon, on the religiously and misogynistically motivated US Supreme Court decision to outlaw a method of late-term abortion used to save women’s lives when babies are irretrievably malformed or dead in the womb :
Mnemosyne
Apr 19th, 2007 at 2:04 amNot to mention … not a single “baby’s” life will be saved by this bill.
Not one.
The only reason women have this procedure done is because there is no way for the fetus to survive outside of the womb, assuming it’s not already dead, as Martha Mendoza’s son was.
The right-wing can scream and cry about saving “babies” all they want, but this decision did nothing but harm women whose planned and wanted pregnancies went horribly, horribly wrong and left those women’s doctors with fewer options to save their patients’ fertility if they want to try again.
So, trolls, go ahead and pat yourselves on the back: you just made life harder for thousands of women who’ve already gotten the worst news a pregnant woman can get — “Your baby will not survive to be born.” Yay, you! Time to par-TAY!
Exactly.
Do read that Martha Mendoza link and you’ll get some idea of the enormity of this attack by fundies on women’s right to decide about their own health and future.
It’s always been my view as a socialist that the reason why elites, ie white western men in this instance, want to deny women’s rights is to keep control over the means of production of new workers.
Heaven forbid that the silly fertile incubators should be in charge of their own bodies: the rich might run out of servants and cheap labour and that would never do. This decision, reached by religious absolutists appointed by Bush, reduces a woman’s status to that of a passive incubator with no say over whatsoever her own body. Which, the fundies consider, is as it should be – because God owns her body and God speaks to them so they get to say, not her.
And who will pay for the ageing white males’ pensions and make up for their declining fertility by providing them photogenic adoptive babies, if those uppity women get to decide not to have children?
Unthinkable. Better a few women should die from unsafe procedures. They’re not worth that much anyway, the dirty sluts, or they wouldn’t’ve had sex in the first place.
UPDATE: On rereading that I don’t feel I made my point sufficiently clear. This decision is about bodily autonomy: who owns women? The state or themselves?
The supreme court has decided that the state owns and controls women. Men, however, being superior, own themselves.
The US consitution, “Life and liberty and the pursuit of happiness” applies to you only if you’ve been born xy rather than xx.