Comment of the Day: Moose edition

From news in the NY Post that Bristol Palin and erstwhile fiance Levi Johnson, the father of her illegitimate son Tripp, have split (because she described his criminally-accused family as ‘white trash’) comes this comment epitomising the female wingnut’s gymnastic ability to backflip midthought and blame their own gobsmacking hypocrisy on liberals:

LimoBarbie Mar 12, 2009 8:10:18 AM fault

I wouldn’t let my baby go to the house of a drug dealer either–I don’t blame Bristol a bit for that. White trash is a compliment compared to “accused felon drug dealer” and I’m surprised they didn’t split up when she was originally arrested–which probably was the case. The governor of Alaska cannot associate with drug dealers–she’s a Republican. Only the Obamasiah can get away with associating with known felons like Ayres and Rezko–the communist biased media would crucify a Republican for the behavior they ignore in the Obamasiah.

Ooh, a Tsukahara with a twist! 0 for style, but full marks for execution.

If anyone I almost feel sorry for Johnson. He never hid who he is, apart from his missing qualifications for the apprenticeship he was given so that Sarah Palin wouldn’t be shamed by having a high school dropout son-in-law; and he did describe himself as a redneck, after all.

But I don’t feel sorry a bit. Condoms are cheap.

Snow Justice

Comment of the day, from the Grauniad’s otherwise dull snow coverage:

A dog jobby of elephantine proportions was on the path outside my house. I covered it with snow.Back inside I watched in disbelief then hysteria as the local smart ass school kid picked up the snow to throw it at his pal then just walked away looking at his hands.

Its the wee things that cheer you up.

B

Comment of The Day

[Flickr image by Nashmj]

At Talking Points Memo, on McCain volunteer Ashley Todd and the Obama-mugger that never was:

I was coming out of Starbucks this afternoon when a big fat hillbilly ran over to me and knocked my half-caf soy latte out of my hand and said “You look like an Obama supporter, I’m going to teach you to support McCain”. Then he knocked me to the ground and pulled out a swiss army knife. “I’m going to carve an ‘M’ in your face, liberal,” he insisted, and then he paused,”How do you spell, ‘M'” , he asked. “Well, then, I’m going to make you squeal like a pig…”

Or, maybe I just dreamed this at my desk after lunch. I did doze off for a moment…it is SO HARD to tell dreams from reality, these days.

Posted by c4Logic in reply to a comment from TheraP

UPDATE

I see the National College Republicans, for whom Todd worked, have about as much human feeling a the rest of their kind. Despite the fact McCain and Cindy jumped at Todd’s story, expressing public sympathy all over the airwaves when they thought they could use her to bolster the campaign with the racist base, now that she’s been found out she’s become a non-person.

CRNC Statement on Ashley Todd

When Ms. Todd initially contacted us claiming to have been attacked our first reaction was obviously to be concerned for her safety. We are as upset as anyone to learn of her deceit, Ashley must take full responsibility for her actions.

We have terminated her effective today.

Comment Of The Day

This one needs no adornment. From Jezebel, commenting on Urban Outfitters’ new catalogue:

@TexasCrude: I am treating shiny leggings like I treat Ann Coulter – if you pretend it doesn’t exist, maybe it will go away.

Shudder – those are horribly ugly, if a pretty colour. Mind you, it could’ve been worse, it could’ve been Ann Coulter in shiny leggings.

Doesn’t bear thinking about, does it?