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“YO! MS Raps!” Remember when 45 whole k of memory was like woah, dude? Happy days. Here’s a very silly rapping Microsoft training video for the MS-Dos 5.0 upgrade.

“Gimme 5.0!” Watch it and cringe.

McDonald’s Worker Wins Hoax Strip-Search Suit

US produce is being left to rot in the fields because of the right-wing immigration backlash. Prison labour is being used to make up the shortfall. Expect price rises and shortages.

Guidebook issued for Muslims in space Which way is Mecca when there’s no compass?

Even a cuckoo clock needs love…

Thinking about a kitchen update? You can keep your Corian and your hand-hewn granite: this interactive LED-loaded worktop is what I want in my kitchen.

Are you against the Iraq War? Hate Bushco? Nonviolent protestor? Hoping you’re going to escape to Canada if it all goes to shit? Well, think again:

FBI Puts Antiwar Protesters on Criminal Database; Canada Uses It To Ban Protesters From Entry

“The FBI’s placing of peace activists on an international criminal database is blatant political intimidation of US citizens opposed to Bush administration policies,” says Colonel Wright, who was also Deputy US Ambassador in four countries. “The Canadian government should certainly not accept this FBI database”

Awwwww. A stray 6-week-old calico kitten accidentally traveled from New Jersey to New Hampshire in a spare-tire compartment.

US corporations are getting into international diplomacy, via lobby group Business for Diplomatic Action :

“Our mission is to enlist the U.S. business community in actions to improve the standing of America in the world with the goal of once again, seeing America admired as a global leader and respected as a courier of progress and prosperity for all people.”

What’s their solution for the US’ dire international diplomatic position? Kick out Bush perhaps, stop being such gungho assholes maybe, possibly change the system? Of course not, don’t be silly. It’s not what they do that’s the problem, it’s how we perceive it… so they’re going to rebrand America. Yes, seriously. They’ve got a real job on their hands.

Double awww: “Mom, is that you? Orphaned kitten is nursed by local dog ”

Wahahahahahaha. AP has the lowdown on the greedy, hypocritical life of slimy evangelist Oral Roberts and his spawn, whose fundy ‘university’ is being sued for wrongful dismissal.

Twenty years ago, televangelist Oral Roberts said he was reading a spy novel when God appeared to him and told him to raise $8 million for Roberts’ university, or else he would be “called home.”

Now, his son, Oral Roberts University President Richard Roberts, says God is speaking again, telling him to deny lurid allegations in a lawsuit that threatens to engulf this 44-year-old Bible Belt college in scandal.

Richard Roberts is accused of illegal involvement in a local political campaign and lavish spending at donors’ expense, including numerous home remodeling projects, use of the university jet for his daughter’s senior trip to the Bahamas, and a red Mercedes convertible and a Lexus SUV for his wife, Lindsay.

She is accused of dropping tens of thousands of dollars on clothes, awarding nonacademic scholarships to friends of her children and sending scores of text messages on university-issued cell phones to people described in the lawsuit as “underage males.”

What kind of parent names a kid Oral, anyway? You’ve got to wonder.

UPDATE: For perplexed UKians, Sara Robinson has a good overview of the Robertses, Oral and offspring, here.

Arbeid Macht Freiheit

Corrupt Bush crony corporation Mercenaries R Us Blackwater International and their head honcho Erik Prince are in the Senate spotlight at the moment and the media is finally catching up with what bloggers have been saying about them since the invasion – not that bloggers’ll get any credit.

But you only had to look at their bloody logo to see what they are, as Gaylord Sundheim graphically points out at Inhuman Interest:

Brownshirts, 21st Century-style

I can tell you this:: I’m not even a liberal, and Blackwater is about as fucking sketchy as sketchy can be.

And someone working there knows their fascist symbolism, guaran-damn-tee you. See below:

Can you guess which logo is Blackwater’s? *

For an extra jolt of distinctly teutonic imagery such as Himmler might have admired, check out the Wayback Machine’s file on Blackwater associate company Greystone Ltd. Their original brochure is a treat, too.

Oh, and Erik Prince, the far-right Christian billionaire behind the whole Blackwater/Greystone deal has been associated with the Bush family for years in some way.

I’m sure Dubya’s granddaddy Prescott would approve.

How very coincidental that Erik Prince is also closely associated with the far-right supporting Freiheit Foundation:

While Prince’s family has contributed greatly to religious right groups, Prince’s foundation has primarily funded conservative Catholic or evangelical organizations that do not have clear ties to the religious right. A major exception is the Freiheit Foundation’s $500,000 grant to ex-Watergate felon Chuck Colson’s Prison Fellowship, an evangelical ministry operating within the United States’ prison system and receiving financial backing from a variety of religious right funders.

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Prince has also provided $195,000 to the Institute for World Politics, a graduate school in Washington DC offering training in “statecraft” by examining diplomacy, military strategy, the formation of opinion, and other such topics taught by former government officials from the Department of Defense, Central Intelligence Agency, and other such agencies as well as private institutions such as the American Enterprise Institute. Like the American Enterprise Institute, the Institute for World Politics promotes a foreign policy in line with that of the Bush administration—a policy that has functioned to help Blackwater earn government contracts and to increase Prince’s own fortune.

*It’s the bear claw. Of course it could just represent Prince’s big love of doughnuts…

OOPS NEARLY FORGOT:

Blackwater have just been awarded the contract for US domestic drug enforcement. Be afraid.

Alisher Usmanov: crook

A rule of thumb I always use is that people who are quick to threaten with legal action, especially libel action, do this because they do have something to hide. This goes especially when the person in question is a dubious “businessman” from one of the less democratic ex-soviet states. Yes, I’m talking about Alisher Usmanov, the billionaire from Uzbekistan who now owns Arsenal and who has gotten former ambassador to Uzbekistan Craig Murray’s website taken down because of the article Murray wrote on it below.

As Lenny said, such crude censorship attempts should not succeed, so here’s the offending article.

Alisher Usmanov, potential Arsenal chairman, is a Vicious Thug, Criminal, Racketeer, Heroin Trafficker and Accused Rapist

I thought I should make my views on Alisher Usmanov quite plain to you. You are unlikely to see much plain talking on Usmanov elsewhere in the media because he has already used his billions and his lawyers in a pre-emptive strike. They have written to all major UK newspapers, including the latter:

“Mr Usmanov was imprisoned for various offences under the old Soviet regime. We wish to make it clear our client did not commit any of the offences with which he was charged. He was fully pardoned after President Mikhail Gorbachev took office. All references to these matters have now been expunged from police records . . . Mr Usmanov does not have any criminal record.”

Let me make it quite clear that Alisher Usmanov is a criminal. He was in no sense a political prisoner, but a gangster and racketeer who rightly did six years in jail. The lawyers cunningly evoke “Gorbachev”, a name respected in the West, to make us think that justice prevailed. That is completely untrue.

Usmanov’s pardon was nothing to do with Gorbachev. It was achieved through the growing autonomy of another thug, President Karimov, at first President of the Uzbek Soviet Socilist Republic and from 1991 President of Uzbekistan. Karimov ordered the “Pardon” because of his alliance with Usmanov’s mentor, Uzbek mafia boss and major international heroin overlord Gafur Rakimov. Far from being on Gorbachev’s side, Karimov was one of the Politburo hardliners who had Gorbachev arrested in the attempted coup that was thwarted by Yeltsin standing on the
tanks outside the White House.

Usmanov is just a criminal whose gangster connections with one of the World’s most corrupt regimes got him out of jail. He then plunged into the “privatisation” process at a time when gangster muscle was used to secure physical control of assets, and the alliance between the Russian Mafia and Russian security services was being formed.

Usmanov has two key alliances. He is very close indeed to President Karimov, and especially to his daughter Gulnara. It was Usmanov who engineered the 2005 diplomatic reversal in which the United States was kicked out of its airbase in Uzbekistan and Gazprom took over the country’s natural gas assets. Usmanov, as chairman of Gazprominvestholdings paid a bribe of $88 million to Gulnara Karimova to secure this. This is set out on page 366 of Murder in Samarkand.

Alisher Usmanov had risen to chair of Gazprom Investholdings because of his close personal friendship with Putin, He had accessed Putin through Putin’s long time secretary and now chef de cabinet, Piotr Jastrzebski. Usmanov and Jastrzebski were roommates at college. Gazprominvestholdings is the group that handles Gazproms interests outside Russia, Usmanov’s role is, in effect, to handle Gazprom’s bribery and sleaze on the international arena, and the use of gas supply cuts as a threat to uncooperative satellite states.

Gazprom has also been the tool which Putin has used to attack internal democracy and close down the independent media in Russia. Gazprom has bought out – with the owners having no choice – the only independent national TV station and numerous rgional TV stations, several radio stations and two formerly independent national newspapers. These have been changed into slavish adulation of Putin. Usmanov helped accomplish this through Gazprom. The major financial newspaper, Kommersant, he bought personally. He immediately replaced the editor-in-chief with a pro-Putin hack, and three months later the long-serving campaigning defence correspondent, Ivan Safronov, mysteriously fell to his death from a window.

All this, both on Gazprom and the journalist’s death, is set out in great detail here

Usmanov is also dogged by the widespread belief in Uzbekistan that he was guilty of a particularly atrocious rape, which was covered up and the victim and others in the know disappeared. The sad thing is that this is not particularly remarkable. Rape by the powerful is an everyday hazard in Uzbekistan, again as outlined in Murder in Samarkand page 120. If anyone has more detail on the specific case involving Usmanov please add a comment.

I reported back in 2002 or 2003 in an Ambassadorial top secret telegram to the Foreign Office that Usmanov was the most likely favoured successor of President Karimov as totalitarian leader of Uzbekistan. I also outlined the Gazprom deal (before it happened) and the present by Usmanov to Putin (though in Jastrzebski’s name) of half of Mapobank, a Russian commercial bank owned by Usmanov. I will never forget the priceless reply from our Embassy in Moscow. They said that they had never even heard of Alisher Usmanov, and that Jastrzebski was a jolly nice friend of the Ambassador who would never do anything crooked.

Sadly, I expect the football authorities will be as purblind. Football now is about nothing but money, and even Arsenal supporters – as tight-knit and homespun a football community as any – can be heard saying they don’t care where the money comes from as long as they can compete with Chelsea.

I fear that is very wrong. Letting as diseased a figure as Alisher Usmanov into your club can only do harm in the long term.

75 quid? They could’ve got the same result with Jaffa Cakes…

Tory blog Ian Dale’s Diary is alleging that Labour’s consultation process (the epitome of which is to be the laughable ‘citizens jury’) is a complete sham; and worse, that attendees are being paid cash in envelopes for their participation.

£75 for a Consultation? That’ll Do Nicely…

The word “consultation” means different things to different people. To me (and hopefully you) it would mean asking local people what they think of a particualr policy or plan. To New Labour it means something entirely different, as you are about to discover. t’s from the Dr Ray’s Focal Spot blog. In this post, Dr Ray, a hospital consultant describes the consultation process for the closure of a local District General Hospital. Perhaps I shouldn’t be shocked by this, but I am…

Yesterday evening I had an insight into the workings of Nulabours “consultation” process on the planned closure of NHS District General Hospitals and replacement with dumbed down polyclinics.A few weeks ago invitations to attend a public consultation were sent to consultants at our Trust. We were only given one day to reply for the meeting in the near future even though we have to give 6 weeks notice of leave because of “choose and book”. Obviously this meant that most of us could not attend but one consultant did take up the invitation.The location of the meeting was kept secret until three days before the event and when this consultant was eventually told the location and turned up in Birmingham for the “Citizens Jury” it turned out that medical staff were outnumbered 2:1 by laypeople specifically chosen by an agency to attend the event. The media were present and had obviously been invited to publicise the event.

The delegates were split up into groups and each allocated an electronic voting device. A “minder” was allocated to each group.Then the stars of the show arrived: Gordon Brown, Alan Johnson and Ara Darzi.There followed a rapid succession of questions from the podium on which the delegates were asked to vote. The minder was available to suggest the best answer if there was any doubt.Strangely, almost all the votes were 2:1 in favour of Nulabour’s policy. Even the question: “Would you prefer gynaecological surgery to be carried out in your GP practice even if it meant the closure of your DGH facility?” was answered with 2:1 in favour.Following the “consultation” the medical delegates were told to leave but the other 2/3 of the audience were kept back and each given an envelope.

My colleague was intrigued by this and managed to catch one of the “chosen ones” and ask about the contents. Each envelope contained £75 in cash! So now the consultation is over and the results indicate there is overwhelming public and doctor support for closing down the DGHs. I can only say that the way the voting was done makes the “Blue Peter” voting fraud seem like, well, “Blue Peter”. According to the Downing Street website there are nine more of these “consultations” due around the county. Thats an awful lot of people to bribe with taxpayers money, but once they’re done the business of closing the DGHs can start in earnest.

I’d like to think that this will be followed up by Her Magesty’s Press.

I’d like to think so too, but unless Greg Palast gets given the editorship of a broadsheet paper it’s doubtful.

Alhough the potential bribery aspect is a new wrinkle to me, anyone who’s participated in a community consultation exercise at any level during the past ten years will know for themselves that community consultation, while it may be fantastic in theory, is in political practice little more than a tick box exercise where there’s only one box to tick.

I’ve taken part in several consultation exercises, as a service user, an activist and in a professional capacity, and every single one has been a joke where we’ve been deliberately guided toward a predermined goal – though the tea and biscuits werre nice (foil-wrapped chocolate if we were lucky).

Apparently these days you get a bit more than nice china and unlimited gingernuts as an incentive.

It’s crystal-clear to those who’ve had dealings with New Labour that consultation exercises, or whatever the latest euphemism is, are totally empty gestures. The result has already been decided, the facts remain to be fixed around the policy.

Brown’s New Labour get their political way by dishonesty and spin whilst being at the same time political zealots comvinced of their own rectitude, even though evidence says otherwise. To deal with the cognitive dissonance that creates they must have us publicly agree with their policies, even if we don’t.

That’s what consultations are really for, maintaining an image of approving popular democracy, while doing what you want anyway.

Mind you, a consultation contract is a marvellous method of bestowing largesse to political or personal loyalists. Oddly enough they then often miraculously find that the populace is broadly in tune with policy goals. Voila, instant validation, except when it’s not – but then it’s all “the methodology must have been wrong, we need another consultation” . And another fat cheque from the Treasury.