As Above, So Below

When it comes to entitlement do some paid public servants not only make their mostly hardworking and often underpaid colleagues look bad with their petty venality, they even outdo many political representatives. Take this American public employee, for example:

In April, accounting clerk James Kauchis made a formal complaint to the personnel office of the county Department of Social Services in Binghamton, N.Y., demanding that he be compensated for a recent interrupted lunch hour.

Kauchis had missed lunch when DSS offices were locked down as police secured the neighborhood surrounding the site of the April 3 massacre in which a gunman killed 13 people and then himself. Although DSS had pizza and beverages brought in during the siege, Kauchis felt that wasn’t as good as a regular lunch hour.

[Binghamton Press & Sun-Bulletin, 4-14-09]

That’s venality at its most petty. A sense of entitlement starts small like that; you begin by having little or no regard to improving the collective conditions at your workplace. Those others don’t matter; why care? It’s you that’s important. Take everything you can get and then some, if the rules can be made to say you can.

Rationalise it to yourself by thinking ‘well I must be meant to have it if their rules make it possible”. If the others aren’t clever enough to do it, unlike you, then screw them. Once a civil servant like this gets some actual power they can interpret the rules to their own convenience. Funny, isn’t it, how the value of senior salaries and perks rockets when they do?

When they reach seriously senior levels and start to hobnob with the Great and Good rich and powerful, that sense of entitlement, always overinflated, balloons to a such grandiose levels it makes MPs claiming council tax back for the servants’ wing of their mansion look quite modest.

Here’s the cost to the public of funding just one British mandarin, Sir John Bourn, to live in the grand, lavish manner to which he made sure he became accustomed:

175 lunches and dinners since 2004 with permanent secretaries, directors of big accounting companies and defence contractors at the Ritz, Savoy, Dorchester, Brown’s Hotel, the Goring Hotel, Cipriani, Bibendum, Wiltons, Mirabelle and The Square. The bills, nearly all for two people, vary from £80 to £301. Many of the bills came to between £150 and £220. One bill for four people – two from the NAO – at Wiltons was £500. In the past six months, he has spent £1,651.56 on meals.

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· Sir John and Lady Bourn took foreign trips with first class air travel to San Francisco, Venice, Lisbon, Brazil, South Africa, the Bahamas and Budapest. Their air fares and taxi fares ranged from £15,997 to Brazil and £14,518 to South Africa, to £2,238 to Budapest and £1,718 to Venice…..Over the past six months, Sir John has spent £16,998 of taxpayers’ money on mainly first class travel for himself and his wife.

The position which Sir John had to maintain? Auditor General, the man ultimately responsible for guarding the public purse and vetting every government expense account, from huge ministries to quangos to the regional police forces. The fox was in the henhouse and he was very well fed indeed.

It would be funny if it weren’t so serious. A corrupt auditor’s much less likely to out politicians (who ultimately fund his department and his long lunches at Wiltons ) for their own financial misdeeds; and how can any voter expect transparency and honesty from our public servants when the guy policing them is himself crooked?

Politicians and mandarins alike advance the same self-justifications:

    They’re important now, they have a public position to maintain.

    “The auditor general justifies the dinners and lunches as part of the need for the NAO to keep in touch with a wide range of people, including companies that are doing business with government and the NAO.”

    [Trans: I must live a lifestyle commensurate with those I now associate with, never mind if they are corporate privateers and dodgy arms dealers or I won’t be taken seriously. How can I schmooze properly if I can’t talk about what millionaires talk about?]

    The government’s representative cannot be seen to lose face. It’s about the prestige of the nation.

    [Trans: My socially insecure partner’s giving me hell, I really need that chauffeur for my spouse/trip to Barbados/new servants’ wing or we’ll never be able to hold our heads up at Waitrose/Glyndebourne/Sandy Bay.]

    I take big expensive decisions. Therefore I should get big expensive perks.

    [Trans: Everyone else gets rich from PFI deals. Where’s mine?]

Anyone with a modicum of common sense or morality can see how hollow these arguments are, but that certainly never stopped a mostly unquestioning media from swallowing spurious ‘explanations’ like these whole. One of the biggest fallacies is trotted out at every available opportunity and accepted as gospel truth by journalists:

    I could earn more in the private sector.

    [Trans: Please don’t make me, please don’t make me….

Only very few currently employed by government would earn more in the private sector, and that generally only because of inside knowledge gained while a civil servant or minister – the fabled revolving door.

Of course there is another way to make millions in the private sector.

Many senior civil servants get to take their own departments private, making themselves a fortune in the process. For example the top managers of the UK’s Defence Establishment privatised it and renamed the company QinetiQ, having bought the shares (that they valued themselves) at a a knock down price, just over half a million pounds. The day the stock went public they then sold them on to the Carlyle Group and some very recent former civil servants who had been on generous but moderate salaries saw their minimal investments rise in value by 20,000%. A report into the deal said:

“”We consider the returns exceeded what was necessary to incentivise them”

I think that means they were greedy. And if the National Audit Office (former Prop., Sir John Bourn) calls you greedy, then you really must be greedy.

But it was just words. The NAO didn’t take any action against them, or tell the government to negate the deal, or charge anyone with insider trading either. If it had been less elevated civil servants trying to make a tiny profit off the weekly tea money, I expect the story would’ve been different. That’s what I think is the hidden factor in entitlement, in the junior ranks at least.

Senior staff turn a blind eye to their and their peers’ corruption while coming down heavily on inferiors for minor transgressions, all the while cutting workers’ entitlements, whether to fair pay, time off, or even just a job – QinetiQ fired 800 people not long after the former bosses took the money and ran – which breeds resentment and a feeling that you should grab everything you can, while you can. Why not? The bosses use lax rules rules to profit – why shouldn’t they profit too, if they can find a handy loophole to do it with? And who can blame them?

No wonder it isn’t just politicians. It’s the whole system of government, entitlement’s the way it works. Constitutional reform won’t be enough. Fiddling with the rules until we think they can’t be fiddled with anymore is OK – until they are fiddled. Get rid of everyone suspect, perhaps? Wholesale firings are impracticable and smack of a political purge.

Whatever the reform, the same people operating the old system are likely to be the same in charge of any revamped one. The roots would still be there. Like ground elder corruption is hard to eradicate : if leave a little root in the soil, up corruption pops again, more vigorous than ever. Maybe the only thing to do is burn it out.

Alas Smith & JonesMcShane

I really must stop starting my morning paper-reading with the Guardian, if only for the sake of my health. I was already feeling a bit nauseous and then I read this gobmackingly crass opinion piece from Joan Smith:

I am sick of my country and this hysteria over MPs

Until now, I have not written a word on this subject.

She had my back up right there. Joan Smith? Who she? How very gracious of her to address us..

Smith‘s a fully-paid up member of the metropolitan politicoliterati. A journalist, dramatist and detective novelist, formerly married to Eustonite and Marx’ biographer Francis Wheen, she’s now the partner of the ex-BBC journo and NUJ activist, Labour MP Dennis McShane.

That would be the Dennis McShane MP who claimed 20 grand a year for the cost of running an office conveniently located at home – in his garage in this scruffy suburban semi?

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I’m sure it was all legit, but was it in the spirit of the rules? Who knows:

…one fellow Labour MP privately said he was ‘very surprised’ at the scale of Mr MacShane’s claims given that he does not have to pay to rent an office. ‘I pay £6,000 a year in rent so if he doesn’t have to pay that, it sounds like a lot of money,’ said the MP.

This Denis McShane:

    Voted moderately against a transparent Parliament.
    Voted moderately for introducing a smoking ban.
    Voted strongly for introducing ID cards.
    Voted very strongly for introducing foundation hospitals.
    Voted strongly for introducing student top-up fees.
    Voted strongly for Labour’s anti-terrorism laws.
    Voted very strongly for the Iraq war.
    Voted very strongly against an investigation into the Iraq war.

More….

McShane’s right there in the vanguard of the New Labour, do as we say, not as we do, war-criminal brigade. Obviously Smith has her own opinions but presumably, as partners, Smith and McShane are sympatico on many things. So we could surmise where she’s coming from, even if she hadn’t already damned herself with her own words:

In this uniquely poisonous atmosphere, years of conscientious public service count for nothing; decent people are being terrorised out of public life and the perverse consequence is likely to be their replacement by a motley collection of minor celebrities, attention-seekers and outright fascists. Democracy itself is under threat, not because a handful of MPs have behaved greedily but because the public reaction has been (and continues to be) hysterical

An hysterical public that can’t be trusted to vote, obviously. Smith says that we, that’s you, me and J. Arthur Blokeuptheroad, are violent, sanctimonious automatons being manipulated by the press. Probably not untrue in certain cases. But when you’re addressing Guardian readers, accusations like that don’t go down very well. It gets worse when she invites us to compare MPs and their expenses to 9/11:

Being “monstered” may mean that you have to leave home for a few days and put up with being the butt of jokes in pubs. Some bounce back or rehabilitate themselves through tragedy, as Goody did when she discovered she had terminal cancer. But when the target is our elected representatives, most of whom have not done anything terrible, the consequences are grave. The sense that we are in the midst of a crisis has been stoked by banner headlines – it is as if 9/11 has happened every single day for the last two and a half weeks…

The coverage and vilification MPs are getting because of their own actions is a tragedy comparable to death from cancer or the news coverage resulting from 3,000 deaths a day for 19 days, she says. There’s spin for you. You understand my nausea.

True to her apparent Labour leaning Smith is not only blind to the moral nuances of life she’s hard of political hearing too :

…one of the weirdest aspects of the witch-hunt (for that is what it is) is that I haven’t heard anyone accuse the vast majority of MPs of doing their jobs badly.

Oh no? HELLO!

There’s a couple of million complaints right there. The public’s been forcefed a lot of crap for a long time by their supposed representatives and corruption’s the waffer-theen mint that’s made them justifiably explode as they have done at Smith in comments.

Lots of people have benefited from the MPs allowances, however indirectly; all she’s doing is using her privileged media platform to whinge ‘you’re all horrible and I hate you’ because she, like many others, sees her cosy life threatened. Fallout from the expenses scandal is inevitable. There is bound to be. Even though some of it may be misplaced, as long as it happens to people like Joan Smith I shan’t be bothered.

Golden Shred

Given their historic ability to maximise opportunities for optimum personal benefit, it seems unlikely that Tony Blair would have failed to take the full quota of parliamentary allowances whilst in the Commons and at Downing St. Cherie wouldn’t let him.

No doubt when they claimed expenses it was entirely within the rules. Both Blairs are lawyers, and who better to abide by rules than a pair of lawyers?

Tony himself says he’s a “pretty straight kinda guy”, so I’m sure he’d be quite happy, in the spirit of transparency suddenly abroad, to publish past claims as an example to current MPs on how to make expense claims with integrity.

From 2001 perhaps, to pick a year at random; I’m sure his 2001 claim is a model of its kind.

But oh, what a shame. There appears to have been a nasty shredder accident. How terribly unfortunate that we should be denied the benefit of Mr Blair’s expertise.

A Need To Focus

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What was it Jacqui Smith said about ID cards recently?

“Like every other citizen, they [pilots] ask themselves what will happen to the data they are coerced into providing; whether it will it be safe, whose hands might it fall into, and what might they do with the data?”

Well,quite.

If you, like me, have been indulging in the bitter pleasure of having our belief that most elected politicians are deceitful, greedy, entitled egotists confirmed yet again, have you not idly wondered what fresh hells the government’s been quietly getting away with under cover of media furore? Me too.

MPs may be focused on covering up their corruption and incompetence, scrambling desperately to hold on to their lucrative seats, while bleating about data protection and invasion of privacy, but the implementation of the many repressive and unnecessary laws they’ve steamrollered through rolls inexorably on for the rest of the population.

First off, if you thought ID cards were a goner, think again. Spyblog reports that the planned advent of biometric ID cards is going ahead full steam . While we were boggling over 88p bathplugs, massage chairs and moatcleaning fees, four pieces of secondary legislation were laid before Parliament under the Identity Cards Act 2006:

They are The Identity Cards Act 2006 (Information and Code of Practice on Penalties) Order 2009, which allows government to require referees to vouch for your existence, and keep their details on the database too; and

The Identity Cards Act 2006 (Fees) Regulations 2009, which lays down a £30 charge just to apply for an ID card; and

The Identity Cards Act 2006 (Provision of Information without Consent) Regulations 2009 which allows for the sharing of your information by the government, without your consent, with the tax authorities and with credit reference agencies.
Secondly, Justice Secretary Jack Straw has told Parliament that although he’s backed down on trying to make inquests secret whenever it suited the government, he’s still going do it, but by using other legislation.

“Where it is not possible to proceed with an inquest under the current arrangements, the government will consider establishing an inquiry under the Inquiries Act 2005”.

And who’d decide it was not possible to proceed? Jack Straw. Of course.

In legal news, the Attorney General and the police are collaborating on new legislation that will give ‘law enforcement’ – now there’s a nicely nebulous name – power to, amongst other things, remotely scan your hard-drive.

Oh yes, and terrorism legislation was used to spy on eight people suspected of committing benefit fraud.

But most worrying for any British parent is the announcement that the illegal government database containing your child’ fingerprints and other physical and personal details is about to go live:

Frontline professionals will start using the controversial children’s database ContactPoint from next week, the government has announced. Up to 800 frontline practitioners, including social workers, health professionals and head teachers, in early adopter areas will be trained to use the £224m system from Monday 18 May.

New Labour may have set all this repressive legislation in motion, but now the machine of enforcement grinds on regardless of expenses scandals or public opinion. And like disgraced Labour MP Shahid Malik claims to have done, the government will enforce the rules, however unjust and or illegal they may be, “One million percent by the book”.

MPs may be corrupt, but then we knew that already. This receipts hoohah is mere confirmation. Parliaments may rise or fall, but Government goes on – and I’m more worried about what the State is actually doing right now, and how to oppose it effectively, than I am about the petty bourgeois aspirations of Labour members or the mole problems of Tory grandees.

Though I do wonder just how far that purple-jowled prick of a Speaker Michael Martin can inflate himself in pique before he has an apoplexy.

Can We Get The Pitchforks Out Yet?

I used to regularly come across disgraced rookie MP Shahid Malik at AntiNazi League national meetings. I was gobsmacked when he was elected MP in 2005 – he was a bumptious, egotistical, gladhanding arse even then.

Well, he’s an even bigger bumptious, egotistical, gladhanding arse now. But greedier.

Sky News presenter: Can I ask why a £800 massage chair is so important to you?

Shahid Malik: You see, I’d have more respect for you if you were honest about the figures. You know full well it is £730.

Malik’s rise from obscurity to Labour’s National Exec to the Commission For Racial Equality to neophyte Labour MP to the Dept for International Development to Justice Minister, in the short space of four years, has been astonishing; this even though questions were asked by his local paper about exactly how it was he was elected, for which he unsuccessfully sued the paper for libel. It was expensive too. I wonder who paid his costs?

He’s denying wrongdoing now as well. Will he sue the Telegraph? And will his suit have the same, lame result as before?