In half an hour the fiftieth (fifitieth!) series of ISIHAC starts on Radio 4.
Yippee!
(Sorry, I just had to mark the occasion.)
Culture
Tampon And On And On…
Going to a Halloween party tonight and short of suitably unusual adornments? Then why not make a cute little tampon ghost, to hang from your ears or around your neck? .
Dip it down there if you dare, for added gruesome authenticity.
Because if there’s anything that squicks some men out, it’s periods. Those men must spend an awful lot of time feeling nauseous then. Menstruation is a fact of life: women can have up to five hundred periods in her lifetime of a length that can vary from 3 to 7 days or more. That’s a hell of a lot of tampons and a lot of detritus. Why not have fun with it? If you have a good ear for pitch, you could even make this surprisngly tuneful set of panpipes:,
A must for the planet-conscious, musical menstruator.
These nifty little projects and many more like them can be found at tamponcrafts.com. Fun for all the family.
Love Thy Neighbour? Not In Hartlepool.
I hope this picture goes around the world and I hope people remember this face and act accordingly: I’m not a fan of summary or vigilante justice but this may be one of the most sickening things I’ve ever read.
What kind of disgusting people have we become?
Man admits sick attack on dying woman
September 19, 2007
By EMMA GREENHALGH
A MAN today pleaded guilty to urinating on a dying woman, covering her in shaving foam and throwing water over her as she lay helpless in the street.
Anthony Anderson admitted an offence of outraging public decency when he appeared before Hartlepool magistrates this morning.The court heard how he threw a basin of water over Christine Lakinski, 50, covered her body in shaving foam and urinated on her while she lay collapsed in a doorway.
Lynne Dalton, prosecuting, said the incident was “videoed” by a friend.
The sick act happened in Jobson Street on July 26 when Christine was walking home from a friend’s house.
Both the victim, who later died, and Anderson lived in Raby Road.
So what happened to the friend who stood by with the camera?
Comedy Double
Wo-o-o-o-o-oooooo! Scary….
Since it’s Halloween here’s some horror-themed comedy clips for your delectation and delight. First up, part one of episode one of the ’80s horror spoof, “The most significant TV event since Quantum Leap”, Garth Marenghi’s Darkplace.
Oh no, not Clive Barker, no, not Clive Barker at all. Not even a little bit. Parts one and two can be seen here.
YouTube also hosts a whole subgenre of horror remakes of classic movie trailers. Who knew Mary Poppins could be so malevolent?
Arrgh! It’s The Circle Of ….Death!!!!: Yes, it’s The Lion King, recut.
Some people are very easily spooked indeed. It doesn’t take very much:
There’s nothing like a good scare to get you going. Who needs caffeine products, when you’ve got adrenaline?
Is it cruel to scare kids at Halllowe’en? I don’t know, but it sure is funny:
Don’t think you can go running to the loo for safety either:
One of the best things about Halloween is the dressing up, No wonder dogs hate the holiday:
Bonus clips:
Won’t someone think of the poor pumpkins? It’s a massacre, I tell you:
“It’s why we’re free, it’s why we’re Americans, so we can blow shit up!:” More pumpkin torture, NSFW due to a lot of swearing:
Bonus bonus clips:
Man, those skellies can swing….
Not sure I don’t prefer them disembodied:
Happy Hallowe’en!
More Hallowe’en Homemades
Martin has complained that the disgusting recipes are making him nauseous, so I’ll hold on the meathead for a while for fear of upchuck.
Here are some costumes instead.
Have you guessed what they are yet?
Mind you, there’s always one who has to go and take the theme that little bit too far.
Now that’s taking willy-waving to silly extremes.