Too Posh to Protest? Then Pay A Servant To Do It For You.

Why didn’t I think of this?

Damn, I could’ve made a bundle from full-diaried woolly liberals ( “Sorry, darling, my facial’s been booked for simply weeks“) during the antiwar protests:

German website offers rent-a-protester service
Can’t be arsed waving a banner? Click here
By Lester Haines
Published Wednesday 24th January 2007 11:46 GMT

You know how it is: you feel very strongly that the government really ought to address the issue of rampant unemployment among immigrant Romanian single mothers in the Frankfurt sausage-making industry, but can’t actually be bothered to get up off the sofa and hit the streets in protest. Fear not, for help is at hand in the shape of Erento.com, where agitators are renting out their services to worthy causes.

For example, as the BBC explains, “next to a black and white posed picture, Melanie lists her details from her jeans size to her shoe size and tells potential protest organisers that she is willing to be deployed up to 100km around Berlin”. Six hours of Melanie giving forth will set you back €145.

An Erento.com spokesman was “unable to say how many demonstrators had been booked since the service was launched earlier this month, but that there had certainly been demand”.

Indeed, German media has reported that a Munich march “hired protesters because its own adherents were too old to stand for hours waving banners”.

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Presumably that 145 euro includes a portion for the legal and medical costs incurred when the protester gets their head kicked in by baton-wielding riot police?

NYT: Who’s The Internettiest? Obama, Edwards or Clinton?

Eugene Robinson writing in the NYT gives it to Edwards by a blog-length:

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So what do the Web sites HillaryClinton.com, BarackObama.com and JohnEdwards.com tell us about their namesakes? At first glance, they seem to confirm what we think we already know. Clinton’s site evokes a super-competent juggernaut, with every base covered and every hair in place. Obama’s is very much a work in progress. And Edwards’s Web site suggests the patience, attention to detail and willingness to take risks that you would expect from a trial lawyer who rose from nothing to become a self-made millionaire.

Clinton and Obama are first-name candidates on their sites — “Hillary” says this, “Barack” says that. Edwards is more formal — he’s “John Edwards” or “Senator Edwards,” if you please. Perhaps that’s a necessary reminder, since he’s not, technically speaking, a senator anymore.

As for overall tone and scope, it’s hard to evaluate Obama’s campaign cyber-HQ because it’s so clearly a provisional, placeholding site with not much but a couple of videos (the announcement; a biography) and a big button you can click to become a contributor. There’s a link to his Senate reelection Web site— he would have to run in 2010 — and if you find the link and click through, you get a fuller picture of the man.

The Clinton and Edwards sites, as one might expect, are largely about the business of getting elected. Clinton’s home page tells you how to “Join Team Hillary” or become a “HillRaiser” of campaign funds. Edwards likewise prominently advises how to join his team, but his home page also focuses on some issues — he’s against global warming, we learn, and opposes an escalation of the war in Iraq.

The real difference is depth and ambition. Both Clinton and Obama (he on his Senate campaign Web site) say they want to have a dialogue with the American people about how best to solve the nation’s problems. But Edwards has already started his conversation with the nation. His Web site is an exercise in social networking that includes not only a blog, where surfers can post their thoughts, but also cyber-diaries written by Edwards’s family members.

“The soft rain of last night has left the field behind the house dewy with a low fog. Maybe the gossamer meadow is the reason I feel contemplative this morning,” begins a recent entry by Elizabeth Edwards. Her diary posts generally draw more comments than her husband’s.

Somehow, it’s hard to imagine Hillary Clinton waxing about any gossamer meadow.

Edwards’s Web site is less YouTube than MySpace. It tries to take advantage of the Internet’s great paradox — that a technology so devoid of human contact can nevertheless create a sense of intimacy and connection.

So, Mama’s playing it safe, Obama’s not quite ready and Edwards is up to something interesting. In the “Second Life” sense, at least. We’ll see about the real world.

I’m hoping (though it’s a hope based on not much actual foundation) that Obama and Clinton are being encouraged to stand as stalking horses for Clark/Edwards, on the principle that they’ll keep the likes of Fox and the Right’s other swiftboating squads busy while the real candidates do an end run round the opposition. Let’s face it , Clinton or Obama won’t get through the primaries, because the voters just don’t trust them.

This is the most deliberately, wilfully and blindly incompetent administration ever: they’re almost proud of it, incompetence is a strategy for them – remember Grover Norquist‘s famous axiom about ‘drowning the government in a bathtub’? The Republicans refined that concept slightly and now they’ve almost but not quite waterboarded the government to death. The American public seems desperate for some saviour to rush in, free the captive and arrest the torturers, someone who knows the difference between right and wrong and knows what do do about it . Even more imporatant, that someone has to be someone the public trusts.

I can’t see how the DLC can hope Hillary will be the candidate even though her adverts are all over the blogs like a rash: no-one trusts her, everybody hates her, even her own side. If she’s depending on the loyalty of the sisterhood and female votes to carry her through, well she’s shit out of luck. Republican women hate her (and paradoxically enough, the whole ‘stand by your man’ schtick post-Lewinsky made them hate her all the more) and Democratic women don’t seem to be much moire enamoured, what with her support for the war and carefully triangulated non-positions on choice and reproductive freedoms.

As for Obama – other than oodles of charisma and photegeneity, what has he got? If elected he’d be another Tony Blair : a one term politician with little experience in national or international politics and with bugger-all managerial experience. And we all know how that turned out. Obama talks a good fight, he looks good, but can you see him running the country yet? 2 elections down the road when he has some solid experience under his belt, yes. Now, no – and I’ve yet to mention the regrettably ever-present possibility of a far-right assassin, something that goes for Hillary too.

Damn it. I hate it that the most viable ‘liberal’ candidates (and I use the scare quotes deliberately, because neither Edwards nor Clark fit my definition of liberal) candidates will be, yet again, white, wealthy middle class men.

But unless some deus ex machina in the shape of the perfect Dem candidate comes along, that’s what’ll happen.

On and On and On and On….

on and on and on....

Which is better, New US Left or Old US Left? Bit of a pointless question, in light of the fact that what America considers ‘left’ is, by international standards, pretty right-wing and at best gradualist in tendency. So the spirited yet essentially empty discussion going on over at the News Blog re a blogspat between Max Sawickyand Steve Gilliard is being conducted somewhat in the manner of two bald men fighting over a comb.

The argument goes like this (and I’m paraphrasing madly): Max said the New Internet Left is just a money sucker for the Democrats, and Steve replied that Marxism is boring, Marx is irrelevant and the Old Left were a bunch of a hippie nutters who were dangerous with it, who set back the left’s cause for generations, and who should just shut up and let the New Blogging Vanguard get on with it.

But both fail to lift their eyes above the American horizon, both fail to notice that the Left is an international phenomenon and neither acknowledge that the use of modern technology as a tool for political organisation is not confined to middle-class reformist Americans. (I get the impression that in their heart of hearts they think the ‘free’ market will sort it all out if only the Dems can get elected. Then things can go on as normal and they won’t have to change their comfortable lifestyles at all. Change the system? Why… that’s crazy revolutionary talk!)

Both Gilliard and Sawicki seem to have internalised the reformist view that US voters just need to get rid of Bush, fiddle round the edges a bit and everything’ll be fine and dandy and politics can go on as usual.

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Hell Hath No Fury Like A Media Exposed

Digby is justifiably angry that the US news media has slipperily flipped the story of the Democrats’ victory into a narrative that paints the Republicans as poor put-upon victims being targeted by evil far-left partisans.

Again.

I understand the anger but I really don’t think that the media could have done anything else, given how much they have invested in Bush and the Republicans.

Unfortunately the reversal of power in Congress has not been replicated in the DC government and media infrastructure, which remains defiantly and unashamedly right wing. This is an arena where someone as patently batshit crazy as Pat Robertson can be described, straight-faced, as moderate.

It’s not only the media who are well-drilled inself-deluding GOP cant: the Republican-appointed and so far unremarked (other than for the disastrous effects of their undertrained and overpromoted incompetence: see Katrina, Iraq et al) flocks of obedient minor wingnut polibots and Patrick Henry grads still scurry along the corridors of power. Patronage still flourishes like the proverbial green bay tree.

The Republicans may no longer be officially in power in Congress, but sensibly and foresightedly, during their tenure as supreme rulers over all three branches of government they installed a whole machinery of loyal placemen and women to carry on the good work should they fall out of public political favour. The formerly Trotskyist neoconerati know all about entryism.

Margaret Thatcher also knew about this tactic: she used to ask meaningly of her aides about any new civil servant she encountered, “Is he one of us?”. Thus she ensured that a whole generation of government administrators would be an impediment to any government that came after.

The news industry has been deeply politicised in the same way. Media owners and ambitious industry media types alike saw in the nineties which way the political and financial wind was blowing , quickly realised that a mix of rightwing ranting, jingoism, god and advertising made the moneymen happy and set about hiring their staff from the Republican pod-farms thinktanks magazines and schools. or from the children of influential GOP figures.

These unapolagetically partisan pundits have edged out the Nixon/Ford/Carter/Reagan era reporters and news anchors and have acted as unquestioning cheerleaders for the Bush government, right across all major US news media platforms, promoting as holy writ the President’s cruel and stupid policies. You might almost think their jobs depended on parotting the party line.

Even with those journalists who started out at the beginning of Bush’s tenure trying to objective, well you know how it is with spin: one small lie goes unchallenged so as not to offend someone who can do you some good ( maybe get you invited to a WH dinner or help your child get into a good school) that lie begets another and another and another and before you know it you’re describing waterboarding as humane and the mother of a dead US soldier as a traitor.

So having constructed this floating world in which Bush is a hero, freedom reigns and the Democrats are meanies who want to spoil everyone’s fun and where they rather than the voters are the sole arbiters of anyone’s fitness to govern its understandable the punditocracy want to keep their cosy, privileged, well paid and influential positions and they’ll go to some lengths to do it.

A lot of people have a lot to lose if exposed as the incompetent political hacks they are.

It’s advantageous to multiple parties in the media and politics alike that all sorts of incompetence and corruption in government and collusion in the reporting of government activity conveniently never see the light of day. To allow the Democrats the room to expose this would be plain stupid.

The Right’s mode of attack is quite clever though : as Digby says, Ford’s death provided the perfect pretext for Republicans and their media enablers to make what appears to be a perfectly reasonable plea for moderation and civility. In reality it’s a demand that all their former trangressions be swept under the rug, with the implied threat that if the Democrats insist on doing what they were elected to do and uncovering misdeeds then the media, egged on by the even more rabid wingnutosphere, could get very uncivil indeed.

In short- don’t fuck with us or we’ll fuck you over first.

Back before the last Presidential election (though ‘election’ is hardly the right word) when it looked as though Kerry might just make it to the White House, there was much discussion on the blogs about the necessity for a purge in Washington. It didn’t happen then, for obvious reasons, but it needs to happen now, and soon.

George Bush and his strategists have threatened to fight the Democratic congress to the death if they issue investigative subpoenas: In fact, when it comes to deploying its Executive power, which is dear to Bush’s understanding of the presidency, the President’s team has been planning for what one strategist describes as “a cataclysmic fight to the death” over the balance between Congress and the White House if confronted with congressional subpoenas it deems inappropriate. The strategist says the Bush team is “going to assert that power, and they’re going to fight it all the way to the Supreme Court on every issue, every time, no compromise, no discussion, no negotiation.”

And all the loyal footsoldiers of the press corps, beltway and the lobby firms will be marching lockstep into battle with him, despite everything – because far too many of the rightwing establishment have too much invested in the precarious construction of outright lies, propaganda and half-truths of the past few years to even consider letting go of it. The cognitive dissonance alone would kill them, not to mention the well-deserved years in the slammer some are well overdue.

A cataclysmic fight to the death, Bush said: this is going to get a lot uglier yet before it gets better.

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The Planet’s Fucked, But We’re Allright, Jack

We all know now that the planet is on an inexorable slide to climate chaos, but some special people are planning on running away. The World Wildlife Fund , via the BBC:

The planet’s natural resources are being consumed faster than they can be replaced, according to the WWF. If current trends continue two planets would be needed by 2050 to meet humanity’s demands.

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Countries are shown in proportion to the amount of natural resources they consume.

Humanity’s demand for resources is now outstripping supply by about 25%, as the growth of our ecological footprint shows. Meanwhile the health of the planet’s ecosystems, measured by the living planet index, is falling, at “a rate unprecedented in human history,” according to the WWF.

No wonder the neocons, the Nietzschians, the Randians and the warhawks like Instapundit are so keen on the idea of transhumanism. In the transhumanist ideal the enhanced elect, the ubermenschen, will inherit the earth, and then when that’s bled dry, the other planets. That’s the general idea put in very simplistic terms; unfortunately the plans only seem to have room for Americans – the rest of us untermenschen can go hang, or rather drown or starve. I suppose someone has to be the Morlocks in this narrative and it’s us non-rich-white-males.

This all sounds rather bizarre but actual US government policy bears it out. The US is currently attempting to militarise all of near-earth space and to claim the other solar planets as their own, using their own warped version of ‘manifest destiny’ for justification. You can bet your ass the transhumanists’ll be on that like white on rice. Humanity ( but only of a certain type) uber alles and fuck the universe. They’re entitled.

US stakes claim on space

New policy just slightly territorial

By Lucy Sherriff Published Thursday 19th October 2006 13:06 GMT

The US has claimed “dibs” on the Universe with its new space policy. The document, signed by President Bush, was released on a Friday, just before a long weekend in the States. This, in itself has caused a bit of a stir, but not more so than the tone and content of the document.

In it, the US government allocates itself rights to access and use space without anyone else getting in its way. It also sets security at the heart of the space agenda, frequently citing its right to use space as part of its national defence.

Significantly, however, it does not commit to restrict, or even to join talks about restricting the development of space-based weapons. This is despite a UN vote last year in which 160 nations voted in favour of such talks.

The rapacious gluttons* have fucked over one ecological system irreparably, now it’s on to the next and screw the rest of us left to face the dangerous death throes of a dying planet. That’s why the Right don’t care what damage they do. They think they have an escape hatch when it all goes to shit.

* I”m one too. I live in Northern Europe, so I can hardly exempt myself from the description.

UPDATE: here’s something we can do at least. Make your own solar panel for less than 150 euro.

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