Mmmm. Kitteh-Fingers

If like me you watched the BBC’s Pacific Abyss programme last night you’ll be aware of the glory that is the South Pacific’s fish population. Also like me, you probably felt impotent fury at the expedition’s discovery of destruction of fish habitat and species decimation.

But if the fish disappear, it’ll be, paradoxically, partiallybecause of our love of animals – specifically our cats:

Spoilt Western cats endangering global fish supply

Cats with a fondness for gourmet meals are threatening fish supplies, an Australian scientist says.

Deakin University scientist Dr Giovanni Turchini has discovered an estimated 2.48 million tonnes of forage fish – a limited biological resource – is consumed by the global cat food industry each year.

“That such a large amount of fish is used for the pet food industry is real eye-opener,” Dr Turchini said.

“What is also interesting is that, in Australia, pet cats are eating an estimated 13.7 kilograms of fish a year which far exceeds the Australian average (human) per capita fish and seafood consumption of around 11 kilograms.

“Our pets seem to be eating better than their owners.”

I can’t even feel slightly smug; although I don’t eat fish at all, wild or farmed, and don’t buy fish for the cats, except for the occasional farmed-salmon, offcut-based wet food, even then I’m not off the hook, so to speak. Many dry catfoods contain fishmeal and bone, even the ones labelled things like ‘100% Fresh’ or ‘100% Natural, Human Grade’, or ‘100% Organic and Oven-Baked!’, or any of those other little codewords that appeal to the middle-class, ecologically aware cat lover. Like me.
Whole populations of wild forage fish like sardines and herrings are hunted almost to extinction by giant factory ships for this stuff. Buying these foods also adds to the enormous profits of giant international feed and commodity corporations – and commercial foods can kill.

The only ethical course I suppose is to feed them what I eat. Here kitteh, have a nicey mint imperial…

No, won’t work.

Last week I found myself paying 25 euro, twenty quid, for a bag of renal catfood for our Monty, who’s somewhere around 15 and slowly tottering towards eternity. I didn’t enquire what was in it: he’s our cat, he’s sick, we love him. And that’s the problem right there. Even someone who’s silly about fish, like me, is inadvertently contributing to their destruction in many different ways, inadvertent and not so inadvertent (see above).

There seems no way out of this dilemma – except to try and develop less self-indulgent, more utilitarian attitudes towards our pets. We can go aaah at tiny baa-lambs can’t we, and then happily eat a slice of the leg with a helping of mint sauce, or a kebab with extra shish, so why can’t we farm cats when the fish runs out? We’ll have to find something else to cover in breadcrumbs and feed to small humans when the oceans are empty – so why not the kitteh-finger?

Manners Maketh The Mutt

Some days I really miss The News Blog. This is one of those inane blog problem column letters that Steve Gilliard and the News Blog commenters would have really gotten their teeth into (if you’ll excuse the lame pun):

From Chowhound’s Table Manners blog:

Is Fido Invited?
When it’s not OK to bring your dog to a party

By Helena Echlin

Dear Helena,

Why are some people so weird about dogs? Ours gets lonely at home, so sometimes we take him out with us. He is a pit bull but has a sweet personality. Recently we took him to a drinks party. He got a little hyper with all the attention he received and was jumping up and begging for cheese straws. Anyway, the hostess got in a snit and told her husband to ask us to take the dog home. I was a little annoyed. He wasn’t making a mess. He was being cute. In fact, his antics were making people let down their guard at kind of a stuffy party. Were we wrong to assume he’d be welcome? —It’s Not a Party Without Dog Drool

No, no way. That has to be a fictitious email. They take their pit bull to parties and they still get invited places? Helena’s reply boggles the mind too:

An uninvited dog could do worse than monopolize the conversation. It might frighten the children, send someone into a sneezing fit, chew on the draperies, or defile the shrubbery. Says Magee: “Sometimes if we go somewhere with a back garden and the other person has a male dog, the dogs tend to get into pissing contests, and Baker may piss on a plant that might be one [the hosts] like.”

Or something even worse could happen.

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The Very Model Of A Loopy New Age Gullible

Those who know me also know that I’ll have no truck with alternative medicine or loopy new age therapy bollocks, no matter how well-intended the practitioners. (Though ‘practitioner’ dignifies them too much: let’s call them what they are. Quacks and pointless leeches on the gullible, and that’s putting it nicely. Hmmm, I wonder how aromatherapists are doing in the credit crunch?)

However, I’m not going to interfere with the right of alternatibe therapists to practice their loopy new age bollocks amongst themselves, provided and it hurt none. So if people are stupid enough to fall for the ‘enhanced’ water scam, then bigger fool them. I don’t care. Caveat emptor.

But then I came across this site for WongYong Pi-Water while idling about the internets, as one does, and the sheer venal dangerous stupidity of it made my jaw drop.

* Ideal water for your body : WonYong ?-Water(Vital Organic Water™) is the closest water to the living body water keeps lives in the body cells. Water is the main substance in metabolism, it is the key point to use or drink the water harmonizing to living bodies organism. The more close water to the living body fluid, the less losing of energy, in the metabolism, this adjusts disharmony, changes abnormal to normal. The water which makes our body activating maximum which all the ability, the living body has. It makes our body most efficient.

“WonYong Pi(?)-Water Ceramic Bag” is the WonYong Pi(?)-Water generator which is created by the only “WonYong Pi(?)-Ceramic Technology(Highly-energized ?-Ceramic)”.

Putting WonYong Pi(?)-Ceramic Bag into any drinking water makes WonYong Pi(?)-Water.
Enjoy miraculous effects of Pi(?)-Ceramic Bag!

.”WonYong Pi(?)-Water” use to treatment for patients
with hard-to-cure diseases & incurable disease.

WonYong Pi(?)-Water incorporates the best bio-science(bio-medical) technology that is expected to contribute toward the human’s ultimate goal of disease free, long life and extended life expectancy.

Nowhere on that site can I find what the WonYong ceramic bag or filter actually iconsists of or how it actually does this miraculous healing, but apparently it not only heals incurable diseases lickety-split but can halt global warming.

Oh hang on, could this be it?

WonYong ?-Water is induced from the highly energized state of infinitesimal amount of ferric ferrous salts that have excellent antioxidant effect(V.O.W. Concentrate & TARAMA Pi-Water Ceramics are core substances for life that have the strongest antioxidant action in the world.) of protecting human bodies from active oxygen(=free radicals) that causes various diseases and stresses(removing harmful active oxygen cause cancer, diabetic, hypertension and etc.), neutralization actions from harmful toxins(Controls oxidation reduction reaction ; detoxification action) and prevent rotting(inhibition of microbial growth, such as virus and bacteria) in the intestines. In addition, they have calcium antagonism, high vital activation energy(Life energy), small water molecule structure, contains abundance oxygen, equal pH to body(pH Balance), boost immune system, and bio memory and the ability to transfer biological information, etc. Its vital functions are the closest to those found in the living organic fluids. It contribute to maintain healthy bodies and youth by protecting the cells and DNA’s, protecting our body from harmful elements, and strengthen immune system, normalize body functions by cell activation.

*Boggle*

Surely people don’t believe this crap? Oh yeah. They do, don’t they?