Clueless in the Pentagon

Wired’s the Danger Room has a post on the US Navy’s attempt to understand and recruit “kids today” –with little succes:

A helpful translation of Myspacespeak

The typical kid today “has always been online,” and “has never known a world without digital phones.” Because of that, he a worldwide social network; his “best friend may be Chinese,” the report says. “Teens are creating new forms of social behavior that blur the distinction between online and real-world interactions — and largely ignore the difference between the two.” The dual life is “creating a whole new language.” The presentation warns recruiters that they’re liable to experience more than “just a generation gap” with today’s kids. To older military types, the youngsters will appear to be “a somewhat alien life force.”

Silly Sausage!

I see someone's been playing hide the salami again...

Examine your breakfast very carefully this morning before you take a bite…

Man hides sex toys in the wurst way…

Wed Sep 19, 2007 3:04pm EDT

BERLIN (Reuters) – Staff at a German butcher’s shop were shocked to discover a customer had hidden two sex toys in their sausages for transport to Dubai, police said Wednesday.

“It was two latex dildos with a natural look,” said a spokesman for police in the southwestern city of Mannheim.

After shopping there earlier in the day, the man, who spoke broken English, returned to the butcher’s with two large “Schwartenmagen” sausages. He asked a shop assistant to wrap and cool them until he departed for Dubai the next day.

But the assistant noticed the goods had got heavier and alerted police. Officers discovered the man, who was about 50, had removed some of the meat and packed the dildos inside.

“He could have used a loaf of bread,” the spokesman said. “It’s not against the law here. But obviously I can’t speculate on what customs in Dubai will have to say about it.”

I’d’ve Thought It Might Spice Things Up A Bit, Myself…

…but who knows the ways of the human heart?

Couple divorce after online ‘affair’

A Bosnian couple are getting divorced after finding out they had been secretly chatting each other up online using fake names.

Sana Klaric, 27, and husband Adnan, 32, from Zenica, poured out their hearts to each other over their marriage troubles, and both felt they had found their real soul mate.

The couple had met in an online chat forum while he was at work and she in an internet cafe, and started chatting on under the names Sweetie and Prince of Joy.

The pair eventually decided to meet up – but there was no happy ending when they realised what had happened.

Now they are both filing for divorce – with each accusing the other of being unfaithful.