Sunday Breakfast Lunch Mixed Bag

A selection of interesting, silly and disturbing things to look at with your Sunday morning breakfast: afternoon repast:

Wow, so much we still don’t know.A new form of life has been found in Arctic waters. How many other of these unknown new forms have we already destroyed inadvertently?

How’s that democracy-spreadin’ goin’, guys? The FBI says laxity in recruiting means gangs are joining the military and may spread US gang culture worldwide. A bit late to be worrying about that surely?

How happy is your country? Check the World Happiness Map

Video: how the US Army is selling reenlistment to the troops in Iraq

“All you ever wanted or needed to know about kitten-huffing.

Health warning: mass kitten- huffing may be 'armful.

My first thought on reading this is oooh, ooh I want one – the pen that remembers what you’ve written:

I left CES with around 20 free pens. I went a little crazy with it. “Hmm, yes, that’s very interesting…eh, do you have any pens?” I’m thinking of starting a pen blog where every entry is scanned in after being written with the pen I’m talking about. People could send in their unusual pens from around the world for review. I’d call it “Pengadget.” One for a rainy day I suppose. The best pen I saw at the show was not for walking away with. The Wowpen Memo requires the user to clip a little device to the top of any sheet of paper of any size. The writer then does their thing, taking notes, sketching, whatever. Once done, the little clip device plugs into the USB port of your computer, where it transfers all your notes and other doodlings to your PC, ready to be viewed onscreen. I think it uses a technology called “magic.” You can even convert your notes to text providing you have handwriting recognition software.

But think what a boon to ‘law enforcement’ iit could be… perhaps not, then. Not that the innocent have anything to fear from the police. Heaven forbid.

The stairway to cat heaven.

Remember the orange Bavaria beer pants that all the cloggies were wearing at the World Cup? Wel, they continue to turn up in some unlikely places.

Scrappy Chinese manufacturer, Wang Ming, saw an opportunity where others saw a crisis and pressed the excess pants into service as props in a baffling looking board game named Smack The Lion.

I dread to think what the rules of that board game are. Oo-er, missus.

Eat your bacon or sausage sandwich before you read this.

The official hairstyle of the ’08 Presidential Election

China – what’s more important to the Chinese population, democracy or stabilty? ( h/t Blood & Treasure)

Video: an octopus in a maze

Whiter than white: the utra-brite of beetles.

Ultra-brite beetle

The Phantom Knicker Dropper of Old Swindon Town

BBC:

Mystery over roadside underwear

Police in a Wiltshire village have been trying to get to the bottom of an underwear mystery.

Around 30 pairs of knickers have been draped over road signs and gravestones in Purton, near Swindon.

No-one has reported the items as stolen and they all appear to be new and of quite good quality.

Phil Elliott from Purton Police said: “If it’s a practical joke and someone could just let us in on it, then that would be great.”

He said police had been recovering various pieces of women’s underwear since November.

He added: “We don’t know if it’s a criminal offence or a prank. If it’s a prank, please tell us.”

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Pam at Pandagon is suggesting how maybe a Googlebomb of John McCain might be a good idea, in light of the fact that McCain is a lying sack of shit and right up that warmonger Bush’s arse, and not at all the principled maverick the media is positioning him as. (I paraphrase, obviously).

Heavens to Betsy, a Googlebomb? How very uncivil! We lefties are far too polite and principled to do such a thing, surely?

To forestall any winger accusations of vulgarity and to show just how well-bred and polite we on the left actually are, I’ve put my thoughts on Senator McCain into song, with more than a little assistance from a Mr.JJ Cale of Oklahoma:

If you want the Right out out you’ve got to knock him about; McCain
If you wanna him down, down on the ground; McCain
He just lies, He just lies, He just lies; McCain

Think he’s bad news? Get out your googlebomb shoes; McCain
When your day is done and you want some fun;McCain.
He just lies, He just lies, He just lies; McCain

When your democracy’s gone and you wanna MoveOn; McCain
Dont forget this fact, you can’t get it back;McCain
He just lies, He just lies, He just lies; McCain.

He just lies, He just lies, He just lies; McCain

Now, what could more civil and refined than that?

Read more: US Politics, 08 Presidential election, John MCain