“Is It Because One Is Posh?”

It’s my chippy socialist side coming out I know but I couldn’t help but smile and go ‘hah!’ on reading this story. My ears have suffered this particular historian on the radio too often.

Felipe Fernandez-Armesto is one of those over-emphatically English men who’ve adopted the most affectedly posh and strangulated Oxford accent, reminiscent of Bertie Wooster being buggered with a badger by Oofie Wegg-Prosser.

I bet that alone made the Atlanta cop arrest him, not that it was at all justified, no matter how irritating the professor is. If having a posh voice justified violent arrest then Brian Sewell would’ve been banged up long since. The BBC has the story:

What every Brit should know about jaywalking

The moment of his arrest

In the UK no one would bat an eyelid. In Atlanta, you could be wrestled to the ground.

It is a cautionary tale for any traveller – distinguished historian Felipe Fernandez-Armesto tried to cross the road while in Atlanta for the conference of the American Historical Association, only to find himself in handcuffs and surrounded by armed police.

“I come from a country where you can cross the road where you like,” said the visiting professor of global environmental history at Queen Mary College, University of London. “It hadn’t occurred to me that I wasn’t allowed to cross the road between the two main conference venues.”

The bespectacled professor says he didn’t realise the “rather intrusive young man” shouting that he shouldn’t cross there was a policeman. “I thanked him for his advice and went on.”

The officer asked for identification. The professor asked for his, after which Officer Leonpacher told him he was under arrest and, the professor claims, kicked his legs from under him, pinned him to the ground and confiscated his box of peppermints.
Professor Fernandez-Armesto then spent eight hours in the cells before the charges were dropped. He told the Times that his colleagues now regard him as “as a combination of Rambo, because it took five cops to pin me to the ground, and Perry Mason, because my eloquence before a judge obtained my immediate release”.

Not every jaywalking Brit abroad will be similarly blessed, nor enjoy the intervention of the city mayor.

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You can see and hear Felipe Fern?ndez Armesto’s version of events here and also video of another conference attendee, testifying that he’d jaywalked himself, but that he was merely warned.

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Friday CatDog Blogging

I was going to post a kitten picture, it being Friday afternoon and we get to bring toys in, but I couldn’t find one quite cute enough to blot out war on Iran, so I’ve gone for bizarre and dogs.

Much more mind- boggling dog couture here.

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Something For The Weekend

I could not possibly condone such an horrendous exercise in proxy bloodletting as Celebrity Knife Throw.

Could I?

Available celebrity targets include Britney Spears, Brad Pitt and Condi Rice, though it’s a bit lacking in the Hazel Blears department. Never mind: currently rotating on my own personal target is Mr. Tony Blair. With the ‘extra blood’ option on.

Argh! A knife through the Prime Ministerial heart! That must’ve stung. Ooops, I killed him!

I suppose that answers that question.

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