“We Shall Fight them On The Beaches…”

I’ve been looking at New Labour’s security strategy(pdf file) recently and there appears to be a strange omission – what will the government do when food shortages start to bite at home and when the rising human cost of globalisation and climate change pushes more and more desperate refugees to flee starvation, only to wash up drowned on the shores of Fortress Europe?

The Times:

In Sierra Leone, the price of rice has risen 300 per cent and in Senegal and much of the rest of West Africa by 50 per cent. Palm oil, sugar and flour, all imported, have also surged.

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Food riots have been reported in recent weeks in several countries. At least 40 people were killed in protests in Cameroon in February. There have also been violent demonstrations in Ivory Coast, Mauritania, Senegal and Burkina Faso, where a nationwide strike against any more food price increases started yesterday.

Rice shortages in the Phillippines Thailand and Vietnam, long queues for Indian imports in Bangladesh simmering violence in Egypt over inequality and the price of bread: soon unrest over food prices and global inequality will begin to get closer to the borders of the developed world. If prices rise high enough and staples become scarce it may even infect those countries themselves.

Many commentators think that food price hikes and resulting civil unrest may not be temporary events or restricted to poor countries. They say this is a crisis: it’s not just about markets or cyclical recession or inflation, but results from more long-lasting causes, such as globalisation, subsidies, spreading desertification and the growing demand for grain-fed meat from unchecked, exponentially increasing populations.

In Brown’s security strategy

There is to be a significant increase in anti-terrorism police capability, new regional intelligence units, disruption of violent extremist activity, unified border controls, compulsory ID cards for foreign nationals, stronger action against those who stir up tensions and – yes – an extension of preventative detention to 42 days.

Blair and Brown have imposed ever tighter controls on the liberty of the UK population and abrogated unprecedented emergency powers to themselves via the Civil Contingencies Act, in the name of fighting terrorism, but we won’t really feel the full force unless and until there’s public unrest, whether it’s over fuel or taxes or floods or food prices.

The styrategy may not mention it overtly, but possibility of unrest due to food and commodity shortages, complicated by an influx of starving refugees from the rest of the world, is really what New Labour’s oppressive laws have been passed to deal with; the orchestrated fear of terrorism is a convenient fiction to manufacture consent for the oppressive laws that are really there to control us, not some unknown idiot jihadi with a bottle of peroxide. Those biometric databases and ID cards do actually have a purpose other than faciliating the natural tendency of civil servants to commit petty oppressions.

Take entitlement to rations: how can you ration anything, whether it’s carbon, gas, rice or water, if you don’t know who’s entitled to it – or more importantly, who’s not entitled? Much easier for each citizen to get his or her allotted minimum share – and no more – if all their fingerprints or iris scans are on file. Much easier to control who’s entitled and who’s not. But the manipulation of entitlement to food and fuel is a known political weapon: you only have to look at Zimbabwe. Do we want New Labour’s clever boys and girls to have similar power over us?

It’s notable that the UK Resilience website has a section dealing with public protest, but not with food shortages. DEFRA studies show that the UK food chain is not well-prepared for any emergency at all, let alone food shortages.

British civil defence types would point out they’ve been planning for disasters for a long time. Well, they might call it planning, but it’s more about who’s in charge. Rather than making sure infrastructure is sound, commodity stockpiles are sufficient and the population is informed enough to weather a world food crisis, (much more likely to happen than some idiot schoolboy with a dirty bomb) they’ve concentrated on consolidating their own political power. It’s clear that the future that the government has in mind is a dystopia in which we’re all considered criminals, potential terrorists and a threat to the state.

Why might any one of us be considered a terrorist? The prospect of food shortages also puts another twist to the antiterror laws: in a time of scarcity anyone who interferes in any way with the food supply must ipso facto be a terrorist. This could include battery farming protestors (we may yet see a time when Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall and Jamie Oliver are banged up without trial for 42 days) and anti-GM agitators, anti-globalisation activists, potentially even Granny, who’s obviously an antisocial hoarder putting the nation at risk with her cupboard full of flour and sugar.

Environmentalists have been warning politicians of the potential for a food supply catastrophe for years and yet the government and prime minister seem to have spent little time considering that threat to public well-being. What they’re actually worried about is the threat to their grip on power.

Brown’s spent the last 7 years wasting our national resources and public goodwill in spending billions ‘fighting’ the chimaera of terrorism; he’s obsessed with the idea of subversive enemies without and within, when in fact the real enemy of the people has been the political and economic system we live under.

Brown’s very fond of quoting Churchill so perhaps he should think on this:

” One ought never to turn one’s back on a threatened danger and try to run away from it. If you do that, you will double the danger. But if you meet it promptly and without flinching, you will reduce the danger by half.

Stalin’s Spinner, Unspun

Gordon Brown may come to regret appointing former adman, quango chair PR supremo and failed telecoms CEO Stephen Carter as No 10 propaganda commissar.

‘What I tell them is nine-tenths bullshit and one-tenth selected facts.” Stephen Carter, special adviser to Gordon Brown

Gordon Brown never lets us down, does he, where duplicity, spin and cowardice are concerned. As usual when faced with trouble, our unelected PM, our Beloved Leader, has turned tail and run away.

In other words (to borrow a Thatcherism) Brown’s frit.

The prime minister may think that by disappearing off to furthest China ( has he never heard of the internet?) that he’s distancing himself from his (*cough* Peter Hain) troubles. He should be so lucky.

While Gordo’s away with the begging bucket, other quietly simmering governmental troubles are coming bubbling to the top. The appointment of Carter was meant to deal with negative publicity while Brown makes himself scarce. But it’s going to prove a little tricky now the spindoctor has now become the story.

Isn’t the whole point about propaganda to never let the pretence slip, to never tell the truth, to be economical with the actualité?

But it seems Carter, who you’d think’d know about spin, once forgot himself and told the truth:

Stephen Carter, Brown’s new chief of strategy, who has given up a lucrative job chairing a City PR firm to take up his new £137,000-a-year government post, was chief operating officer at British cable TV company NTL between September 2000 and 2001. When Carter arrived, NTL had $17bn of debt on its books and the company was struggling to retain customers. He continued to reassure investors and the media that the company was performing well and was expanding its customer base, according to a class-action lawsuit filed in the Southern District Court of New York in 2002. One document alleges that following a teleconference call with investors and analysts in 2001, Carter was asked by his customer marketing director, Charles Darley: ‘How can you … persuade investors to believe that NTL is going to be OK when you know it isn’t?’

According to Darley’s recollection, quoted in the lawsuit, Carter allegedly replied: ‘What I tell them is nine-tenths bullshit and one-tenth selected facts.’

In 2006, the insurance company acting on behalf of Carter and some other NTL directors named in the lawsuit agreed a $9m settlement with disgruntled NTL investors who brought the action through New York-based law firm Milberg Weiss. As part of the agreement, the directors did not admit liability when the lawsuit was wound up.

Not exactly credibility-enhancing, is it?

It seems Brown’s new chief spin doctor’s attitude towards the public that pays his salary chimes with that of his new boss – he thinks we’re so stupid we’ll accept any old bollocks.

Admittedly it wasn’t the British voters he was referring to, rather the hapless investors and customers of cable company NTL, but it’s a pretty good insight into the quality of advice Gordon Brown’s getting at present.

But it’s not just advice he’s giving – this unelected flimflam man is being given the power to make crucial political and governmental decisions, despite never having been elected by anybody:

Stephen Carter has been hired, I’m told by one well placed adviser, to be Gordon Brown’s ‘back of the car man’ – i.e. someone who can grab a few minutes with the boss on the way to an event and take him through a list of 10 pressing political decisions. In addition, the hope is that Brown and his aides will trust Carter to take those decisions when the PM is simply too busy to take them himself.

So now we have a spindoctor and alleged fabricator as our de facto unelected deputy PM. But then Brown was never really elected either, was he? Democracy, schemocracy.

But let’s get back to spinner in chief Carter.

Because the evidence against him was never tested, after the NTL settlement there were no obstacles to Carter’s next appointment as Head of Ofcom, the regulatory body for UK telcoms. Many were surprised, to say the least:

When Stephen Carter was appointed to run Ofcom, the media industry’s first super-regulator, there was little sound coming from the chattering classes – their jaws had universally dropped.

At the time of his appointment, Carter was an unemployed 38-year-old whose last job was presiding over the bankruptcy protection proceedings of NTL, the cable company crushed by £12bn of debt.

What a fantastic idea – to put an alleged market-rigger and failed CEO in charge of regulation of the very same market he failed in! Genius.

From there Carter then became CEO of massive PR company and Friends of Labour The Brunswick Group:

Brunswick Group is an international PR firm, with almost a third of the FTSE 100 top firms as clients, they are the biggest financial communications consultancy in the UK. They paid more than £5,000 to the Labour Party for ‘tickets for dinners’ in 1999-2000 and gave £9,000 in August 2001. The company also donated the services of an employee to the Government to help work on the Financial Services and Markets Bill – legislation which will regulate business in the City and which would provide invaluable information to Brunswick’s clients.

Oh – you mean that same legislation that’s enabled the subprime meltdown and debacle that is Northern Rock? Well done, thou good and faithful servant.

Now Carter’s in No 10, right at the elbow of the PM. He’s the man whose job, to quote the Times, it is to “sell Gordon Brown to the public”. I hope he’s on a probationary period, because he’s not doing a well so far, is he?

A few of today’s headlines:

Gordon Brown dithers over Peter Hain

This slow death, watched with open glee

Brown denies dithering over Northern Rock rescue plan

Come along, Mr Brown … if Hain is incompetent, just sack him

However, it appears that advising the most incompetent and floundering PM in recent memory and taking decisions no-one ever elected you to take isn’t actually the full-time job – and more – that you’d think it is. No, Carter kept a couple of other sinecures, despite being paid 137,000 pounds a year by the taxpayers:

He resigned from the post of chief executive of Brunswick, and stepped down as non-executive director of Royal Mail and Travis Perkins and as a commissioner of the UK Commission for Employment and Skills. He will remain chairman of the Ashridge Business School and a governor of the Royal Shakespeare Company

Carter’s reported to have got the No 10 job through connections of Sarah Brown:

Gordon is married to Sarah, who used to work for Alan, who owns Brunswick, the City’s biggest PR firm. Stephen also used to work for Alan, but now he works for Gordon, who also happens to be godfather to one of Alan’s children.

The appointment of Stephen Carter, former head of media regulator Ofcom, as Gordon Brown’s new ‘fixer’ at Number 10 is testament to the growing power of Brunswick founder Alan Parker, whose sphere of influence now extends far beyond the Square Mile and deep into Whitehall and Westminster.

Parker is close to Brown and his wife Sarah , who ran her own PR company before moving to Brunswick, and the PM is said to have been impressed with Carter, who was chief executive of Brunswick, after meeting him socially. When the 51-year-old multi-millionaire Parker remarried last year, Brown and David Cameron were among the guests and Parker has hired other politicos in the past, including Andrew Hood, a former adviser to former Defence Secretary Geoff Hoon, who joined the company as his ‘chief of staff ‘ in a similar role to that carried out, briefly, by Carter.

Nice how they keep it all in the family isn’t it?

In addition to spinning the truth Gordon Brown and New Labour, in their ten years of power have spun a web of unelected, unaccountable connections amongst and between the corporatocracy and the government, of which Peter Hain’s mucky funding scandal is only one loose thread. Whether it can ever be untangled is doubtful. and to extend the metaphor, it may be that the whole dirty tangle will have to be cut down if public confidence in government is ever to be restored. Cutting the Gordian knot, if you will.

Next stop the heart of Gordo’s web: The Smith Institute.

Yet Another Learning Experience

UPDATE:

Hain has case to answer – watchdog

42 minutes ago

Work and Pensions Secretary Peter Hain is to face a full parliamentary “sleaze” inquiry over his failure to declare £103,000 in donations to his Labour deputy leadership campaign.

The Parliamentary Commissioner for Standards, John Lyon, has ruled that the minister does have a case to answer, the commissioner’s office said.

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So – what have we British subjects learned about our political elites this weekend from the Hain saga ?

Well, we’ve learned Gordon Brown is a serial bottler, saying the decision on Peter Hain’s illegal campaign donations is out of his hands. Oh, how very convenient.

We’ve learned that the media is still up the arse of New Labour no matter what they do: although The Independent’s Andreas Whittam Smith calls corrupt Work and Pensions minister, member of Brown’s cabinet and Seceretary of State For Wales Peter Hain what he is, an outright liar: publish and be damned, no ifs, ands or buts – “Frankly, I don’t believe a word Peter Hain says “ – the sentiment of the rest of the Great and the Good is firmly pro-New Labour.

Compare and contrast Smith’s blunt accusation to Jackie Ashley’s apologia in the Guardian – “If Peter Hain resigns, it should be for the crime of political stupidity, not for deceit or fiddling.” and Willam Rees-Mogg’s (no stranger to corruption and nepotism in politics he, given his role in much of Tory party history) in Rupert Murdoch’s Times: “Hain; foolish, but not a scoundrel”

The BBC, meanwhile, is busily talking up a barely-existent Tory funding scandal in order to maintain a spurious balance, while totally missing the point – that this government is corrupt to the core, both morally and in terms of competence, and the smell of it it can’t be overcome.

For all the BBC’s vaunted interactivity, having once caved in to New Labour after the Hutton report the management’s now compelled to ignore the overwhelming public opinion expressed on their own talkboards, in favour of the Panglossian appoach to politics – ever onwards and upwards to the best of all possible New Labour worlds – rather than acknowledge brewing publc discontent with this government.

But something’s got to give at some point – and when it does, whether it’s a government collapse and a shock election, or whether it’s summer rioting on the streets this year or next, the BBC will be the first to express their horror at the sheer unexpectedness of it all.

What else? This weekend we’ve also learned, as if we didn’t already know, that there’s one law for the powerful… and eternal surveillance and an ever increasing thicket of laws and petty tyranny to get fatally entangled in for the rest of us.

Woe betide us if we fall foul, however inadvertently, of the three thousand new laws New Labour has brought in – the government has plans to bag, tag and track all who transgress, whether guilty or not.

While lawbreaking New Labour politicians are busily absolving thermselves of any wrongdoing, the British government, cheered on by power-hungry police chiefs, plans to inject petty offenders and those released on bail and as yet not convicted of a crime with RFID tags. so that their every movement and activity can be tracked by satellite. As the Independent so pithily put it, those who break the law, convicted or not, are to be “Tagged like dogs”.

Dystopia – are we there yet?

No tag for Hain and other dishonest New Labour politicians, though – theirs are just mistakes, guv, nothing like the antisocial behaviour of the permanent criminal underclass their government has created. They are scum – Hain is good. Why, he was in the ANC! He fought apartheid! He’s a friend of Nelson Mandela!

However could an ally of the sainted Nelson Mandela ever commit a crime?

In any case (say, just as an example, that Hain were convicted for bank robbery under the government’s own double jeopardy laws, which reversed English common law to say that you can now be tried again for the same offence despite having been previously acquitted) Hain would need no RFID tag to track him: he can be easily detected by his radioactive glow. That and the stench of corruption.

Now New Labour plan to remove the right of appeal against a conviction based on abuse or invalidity of process. So the cops beat you up? What the hell, you were guilty anyway, it doesn’t matter..

Government disregard for the common law – or even common decency – combined with blatant ministerial corruption and the perpetual creation of new, petty rules for the rest of us is breeding utter contempt for democracy and the law by everybody.Why should the young obey the rules when their elders so obviously have nothing but disdain for the law?

What we’ve learned from this weekend, most of all is that there no illegality or injustice that the new New Labour establishment will not connive at or condone if it keeps them where they want to be.

But then we already knew that..

Proxies Of Grief

Via Guido Fawkes comes a report in the Evening Standard that arrests are about to be made in the New Labour election funding scandal. Oooh! At last they get their comeuppance. Who could it be? David “Friend of New Labour But Not Of Gordon Brown” Abrahams’ ? A cabinet member? Gordon Brown himself? Who?

Mr Abrahams made the payments through his builder, his secretary, a solicitor and a lollipop lady to avoid being identified officially as a donor.

Now, six weeks after Scotland Yard began investigating, detectives are preparing to make their first arrests.

It is believed two of the proxy donors could be among the first to be detained.

Peter Watt, who resigned as Labour’s general secretary, is likely to face criminal charges over his role in the affair.

He signed off the forms sent to the Electoral Commission naming secretary Janet Kidd and builder Ray Ruddick as the donors to the party.

However, the money was actually from Mr Abrahams.

If this report is true, it’s the least important (albeit pivotal) people in the case: the people Abrahams put up as proxies to give money secretly to Gordon Brown and New Labour. Why only them? Why only the proxies and not the principall, Abrahams, or the Labour figures associated with him like Mendelsohn? Gordon Brown’s already publicly admitted that illegalities have taken place.

The CPS’ or the police’s blatant leaking (allowing suspects to know that they’re about to get nicked before it happens, which has got to be a criminal, not to mention a disciplinary, offence) is pretty shocking too, though depressingly usual

What I don’t understand is the cackhanded timing of the leak: it’s not good for the investigation or the government on the face of it.

Its bound to draw further unwanted attention to Brown crony Peter “I was in the ANC once you know” Hain, the Minister for Work and Pensions who’s hot, hot hot on cheats who evade the law (and who’s just announced plans to make disabled people effectively work for the state for free, whether they’re able to or not. Perhaps they could be proxies for private equity barons, yes, that might work….).

Hain the Vain’s neck deep, right up to his permatan in fact, in the proverbial right now for having accepted and not declared a hundred grand in donations to his ldeputy leadership campaign. To put the cherry on top, he’s also allegedl to have taken some of that undeclared money in return for publicly endorsing one of those donor’s dodgy financial product in ads.

Corruption and financial impropriety aren’t something the Son of The Manse would like attention drawn to just now, not in these fragile economic times,

Thiese arrests story couldn’t be worse for the government or the police in PR terms – the public’s immediate reaction to this story, if true, is quite likely to be as mine was, “Bloody typical, Labour gets away with it again.”

Just When You Think it Can’t Get Any More Farcical

BBC:

Labour given donation rules grant

The Labour Party was paid £183,000 in public money to help officials understand new funding rules shortly before it accepted secret donations.

The Electoral Commission gave the party the start-up grant in 2001 and 2002 after the Political Parties, Elections and Referendums Act 2000 came in.

But since 2003 property developer David Abrahams has donated £663,975 to the party under other people’s names.

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The Conservatives received a similar sum.

The cash was intended to help party officials understand regulations including submitting accounts and declaring donations above £5,000.

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