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Oh my lord. Pink guns for girls. What’s next, the Barbie AK47?

“Females want to shoot guns, but they want them to look pretty, too,” he said. “Guys could give a rat’s butt what their gun looks like.”

Experimental baking:

Sweet Corn, Maple, and Bacon Cupcakes and Doughnuts and Coffee cupcakes.

Alternet: The Federal War on Medical Marijuana Becomes a War on Children

Automatic weapons. Check. Helicopters. Check. Dogs. Check. Bulletproof vests. Check.

You may not buy the government’s characterization of its campaign against medical marijuana patients as a “war on drugs,” but increasingly violent, militaristic tactics in recent months offer a troubling glimpse into the federal law enforcement community’s mentality: To them, this is war.

Not that they’re obsessed or anything. A World of Warcraft wedding cake:

Science Daily: Racism’s Cognitive Toll: Subtle Discrimination Is More Taxing On The Brain

John Dean: The Impact of Authoritarian Conservatism On American Government: Part Three in a Three-Part Series

Under Speaker Gingrich as well as Speaker Hastert, who followed him, extreme centralization of the legislative processes of the House occurred. Regularly, GOP leaders wrote the laws themselves – often relying on lobbyists to do the grunt work of drafting – rather than abiding by the regular procedures of the committees, which hold hearings and have professional staff to draft legislation. When not actually writing the laws, the House leaders often drastically changed proposed legislation themselves, typically late in the evening when no one was around to contest their actions.

Justice for war crimes is possible.

Is it a cake or a baked potato?

Well, don’t send bacteria them into space then:

Microbes that cause salmonella came back from spaceflight even more virulent and dangerous in an experiment aboard the US space shuttle Atlantis, according to a study published on Monday.

Awww, poor little loves. Who’d want to shoot kittens from a cannon? Me! Kitten Cannon flash game:

I’d’ve Thought It Might Spice Things Up A Bit, Myself…

…but who knows the ways of the human heart?

Couple divorce after online ‘affair’

A Bosnian couple are getting divorced after finding out they had been secretly chatting each other up online using fake names.

Sana Klaric, 27, and husband Adnan, 32, from Zenica, poured out their hearts to each other over their marriage troubles, and both felt they had found their real soul mate.

The couple had met in an online chat forum while he was at work and she in an internet cafe, and started chatting on under the names Sweetie and Prince of Joy.

The pair eventually decided to meet up – but there was no happy ending when they realised what had happened.

Now they are both filing for divorce – with each accusing the other of being unfaithful.

Comment of The Day: Fun With Wiki & Wingnuts

No-one could possibly condone such a frivolous exercise as the use of Wikipedia edits to puncture the pomposity of a wingnut windbag.

But – mwahahahaha.

It seems rightwing blogger and noted heterosexual Ace of Spades (“Who?” Exactly.), Sadly No‘s very own office pinata, is having a meetup with his fans in Boston.

That such a manly man turned out to be from the effete East Coast rather than somewhere macho and potent like Little Buttfuck, Idaho, naturally caused a great deal of comment, in the course of which came this:

Charles Giacometti said,

September 8, 2007 at 23:34

By the way, I discovered that Wikipedia has a bizarre, fawning entry about Ace see here,. Apparently it was nominated for deletion before, and was deleted, but then someone posted it again, under a new name. I just nominated it for deletion again. Join in the fun.

This one will run and run.

I See A Cheeto-Munching Cubicle Droid With A Business Plan…

From Democratic Underground:

Private, copyright enforcement ‘officers’ for hire
Kevin Spiess – Wednesday, August 8th, 2007 | 12:39PM (PST)
http://www.neoseeker.com/news/story/6966 /

There is a new sheriff in intertown

Migrating from malls and banks to the internet, for-hire security guards are now available — for the protection of intellectual property and copyright.

They call themselves the Net Enforcers. They claim they’re the established “leader in comprehensive brand protection and online monitoring services.” They have a narrow focus; they mostly “specialize in Internet enforcement for product-based companies.” What can they do for you? Well, they offer a few services, such as:

Anti-grey market enforcement — they’ll keep an eye out for goods in “improper distribution channels”

Anti-counterfeiting enforcement — they’ll look up and down the Internet for any unauthorized goods

Intellectual property monitoring — they’ll employ “abuse surveillance services” to help make sure that your brand is not “belittle” or subject “to negative, anti-social or offensive associations.”

When the Net Enforces find violations, they send cease-and-desist letters, so watch out.

It’ll be interesting to see if this sort of privatized copyright enforcement flourishes, or vanishes, with hardly even a trace. http://www.neoseeker.com/news/story/6966 /

I expect what they do is set a bunch of bots running and then sit back and count the potential profits. Sounds a bit like Pyjamas Media’s business plan – so I guess that answers the question of this enterprise’s longevity.

“What happens to us in the future? Do we become assholes or something?”

The online world’s near-unanimous reaction to this science news in today’s Daily Telegraph was immediate: yay! Hoverboards! Is there any hope for us or are we just too trivial to survive?

Physicists have ‘solved’ mystery of levitation

By Roger Highfield, Science Editor

Levitation has been elevated from being pure science fiction to science fact, according to a study reported today by physicists.

In theory the discovery could be used to levitate a person. In earlier work the same team of theoretical physicists showed that invisibility cloaks are feasible.

Now, in another report that sounds like it comes out of the pages of a Harry Potter book, the University of St Andrews team has created an ‘incredible levitation effects’ by engineering the force of nature which normally causes objects to stick together.

Professor Ulf Leonhardt and Dr Thomas Philbin, from the University of St Andrews in Scotland, have worked out a way of reversing this pheneomenon, known as the Casimir force, so that it repels instead of attracts.

Their discovery could ultimately lead to frictionless micro-machines with moving parts that levitate But they say that, in principle at least, the same effect could be used to levitate bigger objects too, even a person.

The Casimir force is a consequence of quantum mechanics, the theory that describes the world of atoms and subatomic particles that is not only the most successful theory of physics but also the most baffling.

The force is due to neither electrical charge or gravity, for example, but the fluctuations in all-pervasive energy fields in the intervening empty space between the objects and is one reason atoms stick together, also explaining a “dry glue” effect that enables a gecko to walk across a ceiling.

Now, using a special lens of a kind that has already been built, Prof Ulf Leonhardt and Dr Thomas Philbin report in the New Journal of Physics they can engineer the Casimir force to repel, rather than attact.

Because the Casimir force causes problems for nanotechnologists, who are trying to build electrical circuits and tiny mechanical devices on silicon chips, among other things, the team believes the feat could initially be used to stop tiny objects from sticking to each other.

Prof Leonhardt explained, “The Casimir force is the ultimate cause of friction in the nano-world, in particular in some microelectromechanical systems.

Such systems already play an important role – for example tiny mechanical devices which triggers a car airbag to inflate or those which power tiny ‘lab on chip’ devices used for drugs testing or chemical analysis.

Micro or nano machines could run smoother and with less or no friction at all if one can manipulate the force.” Though it is possible to levitate objects as big as humans, scientists are a long way off developing the technology for such feats, said Dr Philbin.

The practicalities of designing the lens to do this are daunting but not impossible and levitation “could happen over quite a distance”.

Prof Leonhardt leads one of four teams – three of them in Britain – to have put forward a theory in a peer-reviewed journal to achieve invisibility by making light waves flow around an object – just as a river flows undisturbed around a smooth rock.

Hang on…. invisiblity, you say? Oh, well then, that’s different.

Yay! Invisible hoverboards!