Taking A Bite Out of ID Crime

 Look, I is a poodle!  (I can has yummy alpaca treat now?)

Poodle’s ID stolen

A prize-winning poodle from North Wales has become the latest victim of online identity theft.

Details of the two-year-old poodle, named Afonwen Welch Fusilier, were posted on the internet by proud owner Lynne Day who was keen to show off her dashing hound.

But a crook pilfered the details from the site and is passing the dog off as his own, according the the North Wales Post.

He claims that Afonwen Welch Fusilier – pet name Blue – has given birth to puppies, despite the real dog being male.

And the mystery man, who calls himself Henry Daf and whose registered address turns out to be a Glasgow graveyard, is touting the phantom pups to potential buyers for £1,000 each.

The scam was spotted by Annette Connolly-Read, of Hounslow, London, who was looking for a poodle on a dog sellers’ website and came across the mystery Afonwen pups.

Blue last year won at the Midlands Counties Canine Society Show and the North West Poodle Club, and competed unsuccessfully at Crufts.

North Wales Police are investigating the scam.

Until I remembered DNA I had visions of North Wales’ bumblingly macho (and racist) police sticking their noses up the arses of a lot of small, ridiculously clipped animals in an effort to sniff out the culprit.

Damn you, scientists, with your clever sciencey science. I was enjoying that mental picture.

There Is No Escape

I thought Jesuits In Space was just fiction: but no, it seems as though the bloody Jesuits get everywhere.

Mind you, theologically speaking if the Jesuits accept Second Life as an actual second life, what does that make The Afterlife they preach? Third Life?

Society of Jesus calls missionaries to Second Life
Saving virtual souls from ‘erotic simulation
By Cade Metz in San Francisco
Published Friday 27th July 2007 18:36 GMT

Jesuit missionaries may soon venture into Second Life, intent on saving virtual people from virtual sins.

Writing in the Italian Jesuit journal La Civilta Cattolica, whose contents are approved by the Vatican, Father Antonio Spadaro has told fellow Catholics that they shouldn’t be wary of venturing into Second Life’s virtual world, arguing that the online alternate universe might be the perfect place to land converts, Reuters reports.

“It’s not possible to close our eyes to this phenomenon or rush to judge it,” Spadaro said. “Instead, it needs to be understood … the best way to understand it is to enter it.” A regular contributor to the Jesuit journal, Spadaro has also lauded Tom Waits as a Christian role model.

Really? Tom Waits? Well maybe he has a point there…No! I refute the hipness of Jesuits. That’s how they get you, the sneaky buggers. First it’s science fiction, then it’s rock music, then it’s the internet…

With his latest piece, the 40-year-old academic warned that “the erotic dimension is very present” in Second Life, explaining that users often buy virtual genitalia for their virtual avatars and that Linden Lab’s 3D world is “open to any form of erotic stimulation from prostitution to pedophilia.”

I expect that last activity’ll have priests flocking to Second Life in their droves.

What is the Catholic church’s position on celibate priests committing virtual sin, anyway? Is it still a sin? Since it’s virtual and not actual hat’s worse, het or gay virtual priest sex or paedophiliac priest zex? After all, none of it’s really happening.

I was never a fan of Second Life to begin with, it seems no different to the first really, except with clunkier avatars and the ability to virtually fly. And once religion is involved then there really is no difrerence at all. So much for the new paradigm of online society.

But he also said that Second Life is home to various churches and temples, quoting a Swedish Muslim who says “his avatar prays as regularly as he prays in real life,” and though this sort of thing is far from the norm, Spadaro believes that many who venture into Second Life’s virtual den of iniquity may be calling out for virtual help.

Well if they are I’m sure they can find it with no help from bloody interfering missionaries.

“Deep down, the digital world can be considered, in its way, mission territory,” he said. “Second Life is somewhere where the opportunity to meet people and to grow should not be missed, therefore, any initiative that can inspire the residents in a positive way should be considered opportune.”®

What I want to know is whether these priests who’ll venture into Second Life will do so as priests or whether they’ll hide their true purpose and what they actually are behind a non-religious avatar. There are serious issues about honesty and integrity that arise from Second Life as just another channel for religious proselytisation for any religious group, not just Catholics : nobody knows who anyone is, what their age is or what their religion, if any, is unless and until they choose to reveal it. Messing with unknown people’s religious beliefs is playing with fire.

What would be fun, though, is if the Jesuits entered Second Life en masse and ended up being converted to Hinduism. Or if they all had Spanish Inquisition avatars…

Zeitgeistiprognostication

Yes, I know posting another video clip after that last lot is a bit lazy, but I just found this and I wanted to share. Max Neptune and The Menacing Squid just might be the new Galaxy Quest – on the other hand it might not, but if it is I want to have said so first.

This daft 1950’s SF movie pastiche is due to be released next summer: I can’t wait, it looks very silly indeed.

O, Canada….

What do Canada’s best military brains do all day? Google for USB nuclear triggers, obviously.

Idling through the stat counter the other day, as one does, I noticed we’d had a hit from the Canadian Defence Research Establishment via Google:


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Being a nosy person, I looked to see what the search term was : ‘usb, videolink’. You’d think that defence boffins would know all about those, wouldn’t you, but apparently they google like the rest of us and this is what they found…..

Nuclear War launcher (and USB hub) heads West

By Tony Smith

28th July 2006 14:57 GMT

Fortunately, the silly gagdet, which comes complete with flashing lights, sound effects and authentic (apparently) power switches and arming key, can be shipped to Europe, according to GeekStuff4U’s website, for a modest ?23/$25.40 (?16) charge. You’ll find full details at the company’s website.

Still it’s nice to know Canada’s defence is in such safe hands.

Is That A Wand In Your Pocket Or Are You Just Pleased To See Me?

For all those Harry Potter fans too ashamed to be seen reading the latest release on the bus or metro:

Do you love Harry Potter, but think you’re too old and too awesome to be seen reading the books?

We have the solution, my friend. Print these out and you can safely read your Potter in front of all those ex Navy SEALS at the local strip club.

Here’s my own personal favourite (Click for larger image):

Right, because of course being a Harry Potter fan’s much less sadder than pretending you have a huge penis….