Sunday Breakfast Lunch Mixed Bag

A selection of interesting, silly and disturbing things to look at with your Sunday morning breakfast: afternoon repast:

Wow, so much we still don’t know.A new form of life has been found in Arctic waters. How many other of these unknown new forms have we already destroyed inadvertently?

How’s that democracy-spreadin’ goin’, guys? The FBI says laxity in recruiting means gangs are joining the military and may spread US gang culture worldwide. A bit late to be worrying about that surely?

How happy is your country? Check the World Happiness Map

Video: how the US Army is selling reenlistment to the troops in Iraq

“All you ever wanted or needed to know about kitten-huffing.

Health warning: mass kitten- huffing may be 'armful.

My first thought on reading this is oooh, ooh I want one – the pen that remembers what you’ve written:

I left CES with around 20 free pens. I went a little crazy with it. “Hmm, yes, that’s very interesting…eh, do you have any pens?” I’m thinking of starting a pen blog where every entry is scanned in after being written with the pen I’m talking about. People could send in their unusual pens from around the world for review. I’d call it “Pengadget.” One for a rainy day I suppose. The best pen I saw at the show was not for walking away with. The Wowpen Memo requires the user to clip a little device to the top of any sheet of paper of any size. The writer then does their thing, taking notes, sketching, whatever. Once done, the little clip device plugs into the USB port of your computer, where it transfers all your notes and other doodlings to your PC, ready to be viewed onscreen. I think it uses a technology called “magic.” You can even convert your notes to text providing you have handwriting recognition software.

But think what a boon to ‘law enforcement’ iit could be… perhaps not, then. Not that the innocent have anything to fear from the police. Heaven forbid.

The stairway to cat heaven.

Remember the orange Bavaria beer pants that all the cloggies were wearing at the World Cup? Wel, they continue to turn up in some unlikely places.

Scrappy Chinese manufacturer, Wang Ming, saw an opportunity where others saw a crisis and pressed the excess pants into service as props in a baffling looking board game named Smack The Lion.

I dread to think what the rules of that board game are. Oo-er, missus.

Eat your bacon or sausage sandwich before you read this.

The official hairstyle of the ’08 Presidential Election

China – what’s more important to the Chinese population, democracy or stabilty? ( h/t Blood & Treasure)

Video: an octopus in a maze

Whiter than white: the utra-brite of beetles.

Ultra-brite beetle

Linky, Linky

Mineralia:

Why carbon offsetting is just as another money making scheme exploiting liberal guilt.

How does Bush define victory? It’s the oil, stupid:

Under the new American-drafted law, the Iraqi government will offer contractual concessions up to 30 years’ long to foreign companies, using a system known as a PSA (Production Sharing Agreement). In other words, American and other Western oil companies are being allowed to exploit Iraq’s current predicament and negotiate self-serving, one-sided oil PSA’s that will legally commit the entire country of Iraq for the next 30 years.

Animalia:

3 cat videos

Hot cat on turtle action!

The cat that likes to floss

Just Say No! Cats and the demon weed

Vegetalia:

Professional chav Jade Goody’s racism gives a fading reality show a popularity injection and the nation something to talk about. (Pssst, don’t mention the war!)

These white women, behaving like bitchy schoolgirls in the playground, have reduced Ms Shetty to tears on several occasions, accusing her of wanting to be white, having facial stubble, being “a dog”, making their skin crawl, touching their food (“you don’t know where those hands have been”), and have signally failed to get her name right, calling her “the Indian” at one point.

They might not have been quite as motivated by group tyranny as Orwell described – that “hideous ecstasy of fear and vindictiveness, a desire to kill, to torture . . . that seemed to flow through the whole group of people like an electric current” – but there seems no doubt that their pack behaviour was offensive to Ms Shetty and damaging to our desire to be seen as a tolerant nation. Remember the message: without intellect we are lost. Clips of those lumpen women are being broadcast round the world as typically British, voicing British sentiments; by default we are all cast in the same mould of molten ignorance; all reduced to the racist drone of a thousand pub conversations.

Marginalia:

Madison Guy has links to some of the best street fashion photoblogs on the web, courtesy Avedon’s comments section.

James Wolcott asks why are are British sex scandals so much more interesting than American ones? Short answer, for our politicians the illicitness is 75% of the fun and the danger of being caught adds more spice. American politicians do it from a feeling of entitlement rather than in the spirit of titillating adventure, so it’s more about the greedy consumption of a ‘luxury’ sexual product like high-class call-girls (or rough trade or kids as the case may be) than the eroticism and thrill of the chase. Though the erotic aspect falls down somewhat in light of the four-year liaison between former PM John Major and ex-health Minister Edwina Currie – “By the way, Edwina, that was a not inconsiderably satisfying orgasm”. Ewww.

Resolution? What New Year’s resolution? For your sweet tooth, here’s Fanny, a French patisserie chef who blogs in English at Foodbeam.

Read the recipes and patisserie reviews, drool over the pictures, and get baking. I made her Petits carrés au caramel et au chocolat, known to us commoners asmillionaires shortbread, last weekend using white chocolate ( because that’s what we had) and it was very, very rich and absolutely delicious.

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Friday Cat Blogging

Yeah, like I ever really confine it to Fridays – cats are an everyday pleasure, especially for Bill Frist. Who?? Oh, how soon we forget…

This is from a Newswire press release:

Radio Station For Cats Audience Reaches 2.6 Million

NewswireToday – /newswire/ – Scottsdale, AZ, United States, 01/05/2007 – Cat Galaxy, the radio station for cats to enjoy has reached 2.6 million in audience numbers clearly showing that felines have made the station their choice for listening to their favorite music.

Cats are no doubt meowing and showing that Cat Galaxy is indeed their radio station of choice. As 2006 drew to a close, the radio station for cats not only passed the 2 million audience member mark but has also set a monthly, weekly and a 1 day record on its web site and increased its listenership by 40%, making it a strong force in the world of radio broadcasting. The station also far surpassed expected numbers coming into 2007 and now has an audience number of 2.6 million which has visited its website.

“It was a great year (in 2006) for Cat Galaxy and we definitely accomplished a lot. Part of the success is our format, which has always been for cats by cats. Another has been the stories we’ve written and the radio shows we’ve produced as well as the podcasts. We have a very great mix of stuff and the felines and their humans are enjoying it,” said Nohl Rosen of Cat Galaxy.

So what’s their playlist like? It seems felines are slaves to the beat:

Meow Mixing Monday

Meow Mixing Monday has some great mixes of music from Smooth Jazz to Alternative. Cats will certainly want to tune in as we present some colorful sets of the many genres we play on the station including Smooth Jazz, Classic Rock, Alternative, Funk, R&B, and Swing. We also present a set where all the music we play is mixed together so you never know what will be played. Come join us for a meowing good time.

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Friday Night Feline Frenzy

Ever wonder what a cat does on a Friday night? Well the Friday Night Feline Frenzy might be the answer to this question. You will hear song sets from some of the greats of Funk, Smooth Jazz, Rock, Swing, Alternative and R&B. We also have songs from the 80’s as well. You might even hear the Feline Frenzy Mix which takes all the genres we play and mix them together. One song may be Rock and the next one following Smooth Jazz. So join us for some great music and a fun time.

Our cats do seem to like jazz it’s true and prefer the baroque composers to the occasionally frenetic romantics. Neither the cats nor I are fond of death metal and really we all prefer Radio 4.

Or maybe I’m just projecting.

[The dancing cat garden statue is by Kate Woodlock and is available in a limited edition here.]

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“Hello? Is That The Tuna Wholesaler…?”

Sometimes I’m so glad Hector, Sophie and Monty can’t read:

SYDNEY, Australia (Reuters) — An Australian bank has apologized for issuing a credit card to a cat after its owner decided to test the bank’s identity security system.

The Bank of Queensland issued a credit card to Messiah the cat when his owner Katherine Campbell applied for a secondary card on her account under its name.

“I just couldn’t believe it. People need to be aware of this and banks need to have better security,” Campbell told local media on Thursday.

The bank said the cat’s card had been canceled. “We apologize as this should not have happened,” it said in a statement.

One has to wonder why she called her cat Messiah though. Is she a fundy or is the cat just a very naughty boy? And why was she applying for a card for her cat anyhow?

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