I’m not up in all this youthspeak thingy, so I’m not sure if this video of The Obese Stunt Cat skateboarding is sick, standard or crovey – whatever, it’s cute, and that’s good enough for me.
Wheee!
Kittens!
When Fundies and Kittens Collide
Submitted without comment, because really, what is there to say about such complete and utter dumbassery?
Holy Cat: Jesus spotted on kitten’s fur Updated: 7/29/2008 9:59:39 PM
A kitten is being called a “Holy Cat,” or a feline with Jesus on her side? literally.
Ten weeks ago, a family from Goshen, Indiana rescued two kittens after their mother abandoned them.
The family noticed one of the kittens, Sissy, had markings on her fur that look like Jesus.
Whether or not you see it doesn’t matter to the family. They believe it’s a sign of good things to come.
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I’m going out into the garden as I can’t take much more of this stupidity. At least plants aren’t greedy, gullible or stupid. (Well, nasturtiums are, but everyone knows they’re the chavs of the legume family.)
Why the dancing cat illustration? Because it’s cute. Because it’s a cat. What more reason do I need?
The Fat Controller
Cat oversees Japanese train station, brings back passengers
By Kyodo News, via AP
TOKYO (AP) — A money-losing Japanese train company has found the purr-fect mascot to draw crowds and bring back business — tabby Tama.
All the 9-year-old female cat has to do is sit by the entrance of western Japan’s Kishi Station, wearing a black uniform cap and posing for photos for the tourists who are now flocking in from across the nation.
Her job makes cultural sense in Japan, where cats are considered good luck and are believed to bring in business.
Tama has done such a good job of raising revenue for the troubled Kishikawa train line that she was recently promoted to “super-station-master.”
“She never complains, even though passengers touch her all over the place. She is an amazing cat. She has patience and charisma,” said Wakayama Electric Railwayspokeswoman Yoshiko Yamaki. “She is the perfect station master.”
How To Get A Geek To Perv Your Legs
Not that it’s ever that difficult, but if you really want to drag your pet geek’s attention away from the screen and on to the more physical and immediate, you could do worse than don a pair of Celeste Stein cat and comic printed tights:
Vroom comic strip tights:
Your dose of cuteness for today
Cat + theremin = win.