Of Reichs and Men

UPDATE: Sorry, no InstaDean for UC Irvine. An agreement has been reached, But the point made below stands.

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The University of California prides itself on being at the educational cutting edge; and it is, if by ‘curring edge’ what you mean is ‘in the vanguard of the new conservative reich’.

Not content with resting on its laurels after producing such horrors as UC Berkeley’s Boalt Professor of Law John “Torture Memo” Yoo, now via Lawyers, Guns and Money comes the story of the university’s politically-motivated dismissal of eminent legal scholar Erwin Chemerinsky:

IRVINE, Calif. — In a showdown over academic freedom, a prominent legal scholar said Wednesday that the University of California, Irvine’s chancellor had succumbed to conservative political pressure in rescinding his contract to head the university’s new law school, a charge the chancellor vehemently denied.

Erwin Chemerinsky, a well-known liberal expert on constitutional law, said he had signed a contract Sept. 4, only to be told Tuesday by Chancellor Michael V. Drake that he was voiding their deal because Chemerinsky was too liberal and the university had underestimated “conservatives out to get me.”

Later Wednesday, however, Drake said there had been no outside pressure and that he had decided to reject Chemerinsky, now of Duke University and formerly of the University of Southern California, because he felt the law professor’s commentaries were “polarizing” and would not serve the interests of California’s first new public law school in 40 years.

Oh, give me a break. No outside pressure? My ass. This kind of political censorship and pressure is not new to the university; it has quite a history of political repression and coercion.

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Does Reading The Daily Mail Make You A Bigot?

Anecdotal evidence says yes, yes and thrice yes, but one self-confessed liberal documentary filmmaker has gone for empirical evidence (and a a cheap and derivative film topic), by confining himself entirely for 28 days to reading the Daily Mail – sample news item this morning:

Why blue-eyed boys (and girls) are so brilliant

The colour of your eyes could determine your achievements in life, say scientists. They claim those with blue eyes are more likely to sparkle academically than those with brown. They are more intelligent and gain more qualifications because they study more effectively and perform better in exams…

– as his sole media and news source and seeing what happened. I think we can guess…

Four weeks isn’t long though and it meant actually giving money to buy the paper too.

If he’d really wanted evidence he could’ve gone to any B&Q on any Sunday morning (because Mail readers’re forever reinforcing their personal fortresses) and listened in to the customers, who’ve been reading it as their sole source of news for twenty years or more. “…immigrants, blah, bloody women, blah, political correctness, blah, Moslems, blah, Britney Spears, blah, kids today, blah…” Or you could just watch any recent edition of BBC’s former flagship news show Panorama, as revamped and Mailised by Jeremy Vine.

Still, it might be an interesting programme. Or not. The Daily Mail Diet will be on Al Gore’s Current TV on Wednesday and will be youtubed or bittorrented at some point with luck.

Comment of The Day, Bloated Plutocracy Edition

Sadly, No reports on a US economist and academic, Bryan Caplan, who’s come out of the closet as a plutocrat and advocate of aristocracy. His suggestion that the grant of voting rights should require an economc literacy test prompted this comment:

D. Aristophanes said,

June 15, 2007 at 22:33

TEST OF ECONOMIC LITERACY

Question 1:
When writing a letter to the CEO of a major American corporation asking for advice on the best countries to use for stashing your vast fortune in an offshore holding account, what is the appropriate form of address?

A) Dear Mr. Knight
B) To the concerns of the CEO
C) Yo Phil!
D) I don’t know, as I’ve never been faced with a situation like this before, and thus allowing me to vote would cause Thomas Jefferson to spin in his grave.

He he.

MATH SECTION

Question 1:

If Stuart has three semesters left at the Philips Exeter Academy in which to raise his GPA to a 2.3 in order to meet the legacy standards at Yale, and Jill must stable her roan and miss three riding sessions during her tour of Tuscany and portions of Switzerland … how much should one tip the valet at Per Se in midtown, provided he isn’t too impudent or unpresentable?

Exaggeration? I think not.

You only have to read the New York Social Diary at the Venice Biennale:where the denizens of the new Gilded Age meet to make deals and broker mergers behind the conspicuous show and one-upmanship

Photographing completed, the entire Bullock party which included her public relations consultant Couri Hay, photographer Patrick McMullan, Liliana Cavendish, nine or ten in all, boarded her hired boat (which she kept around the clock) and began an odyssey of party-going which included a visit to an island for a “Prada” party which was over by the time we arrived, then on to another party in a restaurant located in a restored warehouse in a boatyard where there were quite a few Americans dining including collector Peter Brant and his wife Stephanie Seymour, Adam Lindemann and his fiancee Amalia Dayan.

[…] I am also struck by the awesome presence of modern material wealth alongside the treasures of architectural antiquities — the huge private yachts moored along the docks in certain parts — here to partake of the excitement of the contemporary art world.

The international art scene as demonstrated by this week in Venice is now a living, breathing mass commentary on the state of western civilization or what is now known as “the developed countries” with its grand excess of new super-wealth and a kind of baroque consumerism (acquisition of art). Considering all of the elements of nature and international politics that are currently confronting us, Venice and its history serves as a perfect venue of no small irony for this modern enterprise known as the art business and the foibles of the human condition which continue to challenge us.

And oh, the foibles of the human condition which continue to challenge the rich, poor things. We should all have such foibles.

There’s so much new unregulated money sloshing about at the moment that as in the nineteenth century, the arrivistes are desperately seeking social acceptance by voraciously gobbling up guides on how to spend their money, like this from the Robb Report Luxury Portal, Wealth Management Section:

Family: Hiring The Help
Liz Roberts
04/27/2003

Vincent Minuto is on the phone with a New York art dealer, and he is fuming. The owner of Hampton Domestics, an employment agency with offices in Sag Harbor, New York City, and Palm Beach, checks off the caller’s requirements: She wants a private chef on call four days a week—but to work and receive payment for only two—to prepare separate meals for her and her husband, who naturally have different tastes in food. The going rate for a chef’s service is $300 to $350 daily, says Minuto, who has worked as a chef, but the woman is willing to pay only $200. “Honey, wake up and smell the coffee; the slaves were freed over 100 years ago,” he says after he has hung up the phone, blaming the woman’s unreasonable expectations on what he calls SWS, or Sudden Wealth Syndrome. “Old money—they understand,” Minuto adds with a sigh. “They’re cheap to begin with, but they respect you as a human.” He should know. His first catering client was Gloria Vanderbilt. Since then, Minuto has managed estates for some of America’s prominent families.

Handily this 7-page guide for nouveau riches – though Roberts won’t use such a declasse expression, she calls it Sudden Wealth Acquisition Syndrome – includes a helpful list of all the many and various classes of servants:

Who’s Who in the House

Before contacting a domestic placement agency, you will want to possess some knowledge of the various staff positions and their corresponding job descriptions. The Lindquist Group uses these common titles.

· Butler—supervises household staff
· Caretaker—responsible for indoor and outdoor maintenance
· Chef/Cook—prepares meals for family and social events
· Couple—typically a husband and wife who are responsible for duties outside and inside the home, respectively
· Day Worker—performs daily tasks such as cleaning and laundry
· Estate Manager (also house manager or majordomo)—manages staff in one or more homes
· Governess—cares for children and manages homework, play dates, clothes shopping
· Household Supervisor—full-time position responsible for cooking, cleaning, running errands, and overseeing additional staff
· Lady’s Maid/Valet—keeps the homeowners’ clothing in order, helps them dress and undress, draws the evening baths
· Mother’s Helper—assists with child care and performs light housework
· Nanny—coordinates children’s activities, prepares their meals, keeps play areas tidy
· Personal Assistant (also social secretary)—manages social and professional demands on employer

It might almost’ve been lifted straight from Mrs. Beeton.

Under the proposed Caplan regime no-one on that list would have any say in the political system that maintained them in servitude. But then, that is actually the plan. At least he’s honest about it, unlike some, many of whom would self-describe as liberal, and who’d like the same political arrangement but with a few more crumbs of charitable largesse dispensed to the have-nots to assuage their consciences…. but only if they get to dress up for the fundraising gala.

I tell you, it’s enough to turn you socialist.

Well, Since We’re Piling On…

In amongst the snark, sometimes Sadly, No makes a serious political point that cuts right to heart of current ‘progressive’ discourse: today it’s HTML Mencken (best blogonym evar) that’s taking on soft liberals, specifically Matt Yglesias:

But, you know, I’ll skip the thing about the war per se right now, and go to the other point this brings up: the definition of “Progressive.” I thought it meant something closer to ‘left-wing’ than ’sensible centrist.’ The cluelessness of some of these people with regard to their own position on the ideological spectrum simply astounds me. Yglesias, who has railed against left-populism, who is if anything to the right of Brad DeLong on free trade, who gave his blessing to a stupid fucking war, actually thinks he’s some kind of flaming lefty.

One of the many, many things that drives us real lefties (by which I mean those of us who don’t hesitate to descriobe ourselves as socialists as opposed to just playing one on the internets and who even join a socialist political party) is bloody, bloody US centrist ‘liberals’, especially those who describe themselves as ‘left’ or ‘progressive’ when they’re nothing of the sort – Like Yglesias and Kevin Drum to name two of the most prominent, who think their own mushy political tendency should have, by right, the lion’s share of the leftwing transatlantic discourse.

Well, they have had, and look where it’s got us.

There’s a lot of useless centrism about. That’s why we have two categories in our list, ‘Sensible liberals’ and ‘Democratic (In)action’ – and this gets filed under both. I’ll let HTML explain why:

Let me be helpful: Just because you fiercely oppose — so fucking belatedly — a certifiable crypto-fascist like George Bush does not make you George McGovern, or even FDR.

Gah. And look, here’s Kevin Drum calling himself a ‘Social Democrat.’ Hilarious. That’s even better than Brad Delong’s working definition of ’social democracy’ — a progressive taxation scheme and education spending.

If these people are social democrats, WTF do you have left to call the Swedes? If these are social democrats, then Greens must be… ooh, communists! Thanks for doing the wingnuts’ work truncating the ideological spectrum for them, nimrods!

Actually, General Glut was right so long ago: there isn’t a bit of difference between these people’s ideology and, say, John Anderson’s in 1980. They’re basically Rockefeller Republicans. Just the kind of folks wingnuts want as leaders of the opposition.

Sadly, yes.

No backbone, no gumption and fungible politics; always triangulating, always looking for the angle, never sticking to a political principle for more than 5 minutes at a time or until the next fashionable political buzzword comes along, whichever’s soonest – because of their self-absorbed political finagling, in which their future careers as pundits hold equal weight (and I’m being generous there, it’s probably more weight, if truth be told) with the future of the nation and the world, Bush has walked all over democracy, and they’ve let him.

They’re careerists pure and simple, who’ll say what’s necessary to advance said careers, and I hold them personally equally morally responsible, with the Republicans, for the godawful political mess we’re in.

No doubt there’ll be offended squeals from the sensible liberals over these attacks on their amour-propre. Tough titty. It’s been something I and many others on the European left have been saying for a long time and it’s good to see the US left awake to it too.

And yet for pointing this out those of us who are yer actual leftists get attacked by the reasonable liberals and the otherwise politically in tune yet persuadable that this is being uncivil and divisive.

T’ain’t us who’s divisive: the likes of Yglesias and Drum have been doing the Right’s job for it all this time with their support for the war, their counselling of ‘reasonability’ and their advocacy of arcane process politics, as if the Republicans haven’t just demolished the political process like a ten ton steamroller.

“Listen to us, we’re the reasonable people, not like those wild-eyed uncivil lefties!” – to deliberately disengage a huge swathe of politically sophisticated and committed people from your party by denigrating them as little more than online thugs – that’s divisive.

What you’ve got from all this is a compromised and powerless opposition party with the soft liberals in charge, useful tools every one. Does anyone really see the Democrats as anything more than than that? They’ve done effectively nothing since the midterms and if anything have enabled Bushco further. It’s their careers, see.

It’s been nothing short of infuriating to see suckup milquetoasts held up as the voice of the left when they’re the voice of what the US Right wants the left to be. There’s a reason their careers are going so well, and it’s because they’re saying what the Right wants them to.

But they still just don’t get it: useful they may have been but in the end to the Right we’re all the same – not them, ergo enemies. We’re all enemies if we disagree, whether we’re being their useful tools or not.

What the likes of these pundits have actually been doing all this time is little short of appeasing a quasi-fascist movement, and that makes them complicit in it. I’m sick to death of this “Not me, guv, I may’ve supported the war but I’m OK really” business. Too late, they should’ve thought on at the time. In supporting the war they enabled all the rest.

So don’t come running to the left when you need protection, kool kidz, we won’t be there for you. You weren’t there for us when we were the only ones telling the truth before the war; too interested in making a name, sucking up and getting the good gigs. Let’s see if your sparkling pundit/political consultancy careers keep you warm when it all goes to shit in DC.