We Gotcha Meta Right Here (23% complete)

Do you too have a secret passion for progress bars? Just for you, what may be the most meta video clip ever, from Slate V:

Bonus clip:

For those still swooning from continuity announcer Charlotte Green’s collapse in giggles on the Today programme yesterday here’s “A frankly gratuitous cutting from Engineeringtalk read by Charlotte Green, concerning larger balls, as well as shaft and nut assemblies. No, really”.

Who needs Viagra when there’s Charlotte Green? Listen at your own risk, I hereby disclaim all responsibility.

[Edited slightly to reflect reality]

First They Came For The ‘Malingerers’…

Who’s David Freud, and why’s he getting such an easy ride from the media?

Freud a connected City banker and former journalist who made his name in PFI deals and massive privatisation schemes and was therefore of course the perfect choice to conduct the review of welfare policy which resulted in yesterday’s budget announcement that sick people will be forced into to work, fit or not, by the imposition of even harsher medical tests.

Incapacity benefit is a benefit paid for by national insurance contributions from working people and payable to working people off sick, and the current regime is already one of the harshest in Europe:

For the first 28 weeks of absence from work due to illness or injury, an employed person is entitled to just 72.55 a week. This is called ‘Statutory Sick Pay’ and it is paid by the employer. Self-employed people can claim the Lower Rate Short Term Incapacity Benefit, currently 61.35 a week, plus 37.90 for an adult dependant.

For weeks 29 to 52, for both employees and the self-employed, the Higher Rate Short Term Incapacity Benefit is 72.55 a week for the claimant and 37.90 for an adult dependant.

After 52 weeks, a single adult is eligible for as little as 81.35 a week in State Incapacity Benefits (4,230.20 a year). If that same adult had a spouse, they may receive just 130 a week (6,760 a year). Additional benefit depending on age also applies – 17.10 for under 35s, 8.55 for those aged 35 to 44.

Furthermore, Incapacity Benefit is taxable after the first 6 months of claiming.

But then you can’t sell off a social security system and bureaucracy that actually pays out money, can you? Where’s the profit in that?

The second element of his report is the proposal that responsibility for such support and training programmes should be handed over to 11 large contractors, each of whom would have total responsibility for one region. They would be given the contracts to look after claimants for up to three years and would be paid according to results, with a ‘successful’ long-term outcome being that the claimant stops claiming for up to three years. In other words, they would share in the benefits ‘saved’.

This would be a recipe for coercion of claimants, as well as creating untold opportunities for fraud as the corporations seek to provide training and support for claimants with their sister companies. This bonanza for the employment services companies comes despite Freud?s admission that there was no conclusive evidence that the private sector outperforms the public sector on current programmes.

Let’s face it. Darling and Brown have nothing else left to sell to cover the great gaping hole in the public accounts.

The bloated rich got away virtually unscathed in the budget, as did corporations; a sop of a rise in universal child benefit was thrown to the vast, struggling, indifferentiated middles (the poor won’t get it, it’ll be deducted from their benefit, so that’s all right) and the chancellor also chickened out on green taxes for fear of the wrath of the airline and transport industry. but the least able to fight back, well, screw them.

There is no black hole in the public accounts, apparently, there is no looming recession – no, it’s all the fault of those lazy workshy sick people – just look at them leeching off the state to the tune of 50-odd quid a week. Each! There’s your hole in the public accounts!

Why, they should be out there picking leeks in Lincolnshire in the rain for a fiver an hour less four fifty in deductions – what’s a little diabetes or kidney disease or arthritis? Nelson commanded a ship with his arm blown off. Bunch of frauds says Freud:

Fewer than a third of the 2.7 million people claiming incapacity benefit are legitimate claimants, a government welfare adviser has said.

David Freud, an investment banker, said up to 185,000 claimants work illegally while on the benefit.

He told the Daily Telegraph it was “ludicrous” medical checks were carried out by a claimant’s own GP.

What? Their own doctors said they’re too sick too work? Then they must be lying. Or there must be something wrong with the tests. Stands to reason. But no, David Freud doesn’t even know the system he’s criticising. ICB medicals are carried out by BAMS, the privatised medical service.

State Incapacity Benefit can be claimed for an initial 28 weeks on the basis of assessments provided by the individual’s doctor.

After 28 weeks, individuals must complete a lengthy questionnaire and be assessed on their ability to carry out any occupation – not just the role carried out before they became ill. Fifteen different functional areas are examined covering physical, mental and sensory abilities. Each functional area is assessed and State Incapacity Benefit only continues when the total impairment is sufficiently significant across the full range of areas.

Whatever – the government can’t be spending all this money on unproductive sick people, not when there’s a war to fund. (Funny how Iraq didn’t get mentioned in the budget..).

You’d think the media would notice and investigate the background to these draconian changes; remember when Thatcher stopped the free school milk? Then it was all “Thatcher, Thatcher, milk-snatcher”. But unelected crony David Freud does something much, much worse and yet the British media consistently say nothing that’s not laudatory about the very rich man who wants to drive the already poor into deeper poverty.

Why?

It could be because British journalists have swallowed the myth of New Labour meritocracy, largely because it justifies their own privileged positions as deserved, seeing those who are poor, or sick or otherwise disadvantaged as being there through their own fault, the converse of which is that the rich, like Freud, are rich because they are such superior being).

I’m pretty sure there’s a generous helping of that, yes, but I think mostly he’s getting an easy ride because of his name and his connections. No-one wants to offend a Freud, it’d be career death to any budding journo.

Freud is related by birth and marriage to a family that’s embedded in the cultural and public life of the country, not least in the media and journalism.

Other notable members of the Freud family in the media include such luminaries of spin as Edward Bernays, the father of public relations. Cousin Matthew of Freud Communications, PR agency for Live8 and the G8, is married to Elisabeth Murdoch, daughter of Rupert and a media mogul in her own right.

The backing that Live 8 has won from media mogul Rupert Murdoch is just one indication that a massive business machine has been set in motion. Murdoch?s British tabloid the Sun gave the event enthusiastic support, although it is not a paper noted for its interest in Africa or liberal causes. It is, however, a key supporter of Blair.

The Murdoch and Live 8 connections are close. Elisabeth Murdoch, Rupert Murdoch?s daughter, is married to Matthew Freud, one of the organisers. Freud runs a leading public relations company that is, according to the Financial Times, one of the most influential in the UK. It has the largest media and entertainment client list in the country, with clients including famous actors and major companies such as AOL?of which more later. He and his wife also have connections to the Blair government. They sit on various government committees, and his company, Freud Communications, has organised events for both the government and the Labour Party.

And of course the man himself is a former FT journalist. How very nicely circular.

Should any future scholar want a case study of how Labour turned into a party of patronage and moral corruption they could do worse than study the history of the younger sprigs of the Freud family during the Blair years.

The rise and rise of the Freuds and the abolition of Clause IV are all of a same piece, as is the victimisation of disabled people by someone who’d probably spend more on feng-shuiing their conservatory than 6 months incapacity benefit pays someone with cancer. Yes, very socialist.

When – and they will be if there’s any justice in the world – Labour politicians are called to account for the ruin of the country, they’ll probably claim that they were deliberately subverted from within and it was all a capitalist plot.

But no. It’s no plot against them, it’s by them –New Labour know and have always known exactly what they’re doing. Eventually corporations are to have complete control over people’s livelihoods and the conditions of their existence. David Freud and his colleagues in the media/Westminsterl/City nexus are right in the vanguard of the process.

The experts and academics present were the theorists and ideologues of welfare to work. What linked many of them together, including Aylward, was their association with the giant US income protection company UnumProvident, represented at the conference by John LoCascio. The goal was the transformation of the welfare system. The cultural meaning of illness would be redefined; growing numbers of claimants would be declared capable of work and ?motivated? into jobs. A new work ethic would transform IB recipients into entrepreneurs helping themselves out of poverty and into self-reliance. Five years later these goals would take a tangible form in New Labour?s 2006 Welfare Reform Bill.

Incidentally Unum Provident is already delivering incapacity benefit medicals for the government while selling policies by emphasising the lack of state benefits. No conflict of interest there, then.

I wonder if (and if so, how many) Unum Provident shares Brown, Darling, Freud et al have in their private portfolios?

Cheers!

No wonder the British parliamentary press corps isn’t for shit.

Here is the news you won’t read in the papers or hear from broadcast by our fearless Lobby lushes:-

The total subsidy paid by the taxpayer to the press gallery bar and restaurant last year was £201,100. They drink at the taxpayers expense to the tune of a £1,000 every working day. They really are taking the piss getting pissed at the public’s expense.

I don’t suppose the Commons bars’ll be running out if there’s a beer shortage. (See previous post)

Flat Earth News: “Hamas seized power in Gaza”

Even in this largely sympathetic article by David Rose in Vanity Fair you can’t escape the falsification of history:

The next day, in the West Bank capital of Ramallah, Bush acknowledged that there was a rather large obstacle standing in the way of this goal: Hamas’s complete control of Gaza, home to some 1.5 million Palestinians, where it seized power in a bloody coup d’état in June 2007. Almost every day, militants fire rockets from Gaza into neighboring Israeli towns, and President Abbas is powerless to stop them. His authority is limited to the West Bank.

Hamas did not “seize power in a bloody coup détat”; it won power through open elections back in 2006, but because these had the wrong result they were never accepted by the socalled western democraties and in fact the Palestinian people needed to be punished for their errors. From the start the legitamite Palestinian government was undermined, threatened with sanctions and when that did not work, Fatah was encouraged to attack the Hamas government directly, which culminated in the civil war in Gaza in June 2007, which ultimately was caused by us.

The idea that it was Hamas who engineered this civil war, with the fact that they had won the elections and hence were the legitamite government convienently forgotten, is a piece of what Nick Davies calls flath earth news. Something that isn’t true, but is widely accepted in the news media as being the truth because it fits in with the media’s prejudices, because it’s official.

Kindergarten Critics

Star Wars IV, as related by a 3 year old:

“..and never, ever talk back to Darth Vader…” That little girl has a golden Hollywood future pitching action movie screenplays.

But putting on my Mum hat, I have to wonder whether any Star Wars movie, even (or maybe especially) the one featuring that creepily servile Jar Jar creature, is really suitable for 3 year olds no matter how precocious they are.