Vlad The Impaler

Lenin has a very nice piece in The Monthly Review that skewers Christopher Hitchens, and his slow, self-regard-fuelled alcoholic transformation from reasonable facsismile of a human being to sodden, prancing political jester of the bloodthirsty ‘bumpkin billionaires’.

In the process he nails Hitchens in a blatantly self-aggrandisng and stupid lie:

… a curious myth abounds, which appears to have been generated by Hitchens. The myth is that he was in a jeep with some Kurds in 1991 following the Gulf War, who allegedly evinced some warmth for George Bush Senior, and in the course of that exchange he changed his mind about the war on Iraq. Conflict with Saddam, from then on, was both inevitable and devoutly to be wished. 20 That is hardly thrilling political fiction, but fiction it is. As noted before, he in fact opposed the invasion of Iraq as late as 2002, and he had criticized Clinton for bombing Iraq in 1998’s Operation Desert Fox. 21 As Dennis Perrin, a friend of Hitchens, writes:

He may have been in a Kurdish jeep, but the [story about his conversion therein] is a complete lie, and Hitchens knows this. I spent time with him in the period he mentions, and he never stopped criticizing Bush’s “mad contest” with Saddam, much less opined that “co-existence” with Saddam was “no longer possible.” I have a tape of him debating Ken Adelman on C-SPAN in 1993 where he’s still critical of the Gulf War, and again no mention of wanting to overthrow Saddam. As late as 2002, when I asked him directly if he did indeed favor a US invasion, he waffled and said that W. would have to convince him on “about a zillion fronts” before he could sign on. 22

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It never ceases to amaze me how many jourmalists just lie like this, though that Hitchens has done so comes as mo surprise whatsoever.

My only caveat with the article is practical and comes from someone from someone with lousy eyesight; it is that his footnoting makes the article a bugger of an online read, though of course this this may be due to submission guidelines. But layout that reads well on the page doesn’t always work online, and I’d’ve preferred keyword linking to the references rather than actual book-style footnotes. But that doesn’t detract from the actual quality of the article.

Sometimes it’s handy to be une femme d’un certain ?ge: I might be misremembering, but casting my mind back, haven’t a couple of fictional characters been based on Hitchens? Hitchens was a popular target of Private Eye‘s in his London journalistic days and IIRC their continuing character, the sodden correspondent Lunchtime O’Booze, is based on him: then there’s the louche, English, alcoholic journalist Peter Fallow in Wolfe’s Bonfire of The Vanities, leeching off his megarich New York socialite friends while acting the complete drunken asshole.

Well, he seems to have got that schtick down to a fine art to have got to his current position in NY party-literati circles. What else could explain Graydon Carter’s continued employment of Hitchens at Vanity Fair? (Unless, of course, they’re hoping to pick up a few readers because of the outrage. How very cheap of you, VF) But if the magazine has pretensions to being a home of serious political journalism how long do they really want a proven liar writing rubbish in their pages every month?

One might speculate about what levers Hitchens has available to him to ensure his continued imrobable success as a paid journalist, bobbing along from speaking enagemnt to public debate to tv studio.. He must have had companions in such a long career of debauchery and could write quite an illuminating memoir if he chose. Could that be the reason for Hitchen’s continued high public profile?

You might say so, I couldn’t possibly comment.

Read more: Media, Journalism, Iraq, Afghanistan, Christopher Hitchens

Cascading Down The Generations

While we’re on the subject of music, Fi Glover at BBC Radio 4 has a nice little feature on called Inheritance Tracks.

The idea is to tell the story of two songs – one which you have inherited from your parents and the other being the one that you would leave to the next generation. Plenty of examples are given from people like novelist Fay Weldon and comic Mark Thomas and includes music from Flanders & Swann, Joyce Grenfell and Dave Brubeck.

Oh, this one is a winner. The music that shaped us and songs for the next generation. What is the song that you think your parents have left to you, and the one that you would leave to the next generation? What do your choices say about you? Makes a change from the same old Friday iPod showoff list.

I’ll set the ball rolling, shall I?

It was difficult to nominate just one song that I’ve inherited. Holst or Sinatra? Queen or Nana Mouskouri? Bernard Cribbins or Art Blakey? All were typical of my parents taste. In the end I just had to choose ‘Firefly’ by Tony Bennett – they always used to sing it together at drunken Irish family parties in the very long ago. Tony Bennett is also a musician whose sheer longevity has made him an integral part of the soundscape of that apparently innocent era after the war and Before The Bushes, when Dacron was cool and we all wore leisure suits, even the babies – you’ve only to hear his voice to be transported to a hipper, smoother, less angsty time.

I was torn over which to bequeath to my kids. My first inclination was of course to nomnate ‘The Internationale’, for obvious reasons. But ‘The Internationale’ has one big drawback, ie you can’t dance to it. And that’s a revolution if we can’t dance? So I nominate Funkadelic and “One Nation Under A Groove” for my kids to inherit, because it embodies my generation’s demented utopian dreams of worldwide love, harmony, understanding and all-round funkiness in one irresistable song.

What are your own two inheritance tracks?

Read more: Music, Radio 4, Inheritance tracks

The Daily Star Ate My Burqa

This story, about how the National Union of Journalists prevented the Star from deliberately inciting racial hatred, is one I heard late at night last week on the BBC and I had planned to follow it up when it suddenly disappeared from view. I must admit other things caught my attention this past week and it slipped below the blog-horizon.

So much obliged to Lenin for this excellent precis of the kind of tabloid race and religion-baiting bollocks that New Labour is tacitly encouraging with its public statements on veil-wearing and its MP’s continued attacks on one particular religious group:

Tuesday, October 24, 2006
It was the NUJ wot won it.

posted by lenin

The National Union of Journalists took action several days ago at the Daily Star to prevent a racist spoof, purporting to show what the paper would look like under shari’a law. This newspaper is, suffice to say, a hideously misogynistic piece of shit that made itself notorious in 1989 when it published a front page picture of a fifteen year old schoolgirl holding her hands over her nipples. The paper informed readers that when she was sixteen, they could see the nipples. It does not, of course, purport to tell you a great deal about the news. It’s target audience is apparently working class and lower-middle class men, to whom it offers a cheering up after a horrible day at work with some semi-pornographic pictures, celebrity gossip and humour: the sort of inconsequential shite that one can recite to mates without any controversy (“here, listen to this, Katie Price has gone and had her baps deflated, hur hur hur”). To put it another way, the Daily Star is not a champion of women’s rights.

The paper’s first reaction to Mr Straw’s bogus “veil” controversy was to exclaim: “Get ‘Em Off!” This in a big headline, mark you, in case any passing Muslim women might have missed the instruction from Whitey. Had it not been for action from the NUJ, there would have been a “Daily Fatwah” page devoted to explaining “?How Britain?s fave newspaper would look under Muslim rule”. The spoof headline was to be “Death to all Infidels”, and there would have been a page 3 called “Burqa Babes”. I referred to this kind of fantasy about Muslim women as ‘Veil Fetishism’, but the reality is that it is simply another way in which non-white women are specifically targeted for oppression and, let’s be blunt about it, rape. The newspaper that encouraged readers to crouch over their rags, cock in hand, awaiting the appearance of a sixteen year old girl with her nipples displayed, is not terribly scrupulous about encouraging fantasies about rape, even of minors.

Trade unionists have often been at the forefront of challenging both Islamophobia and sexism. In this case, the NUJ struck a blow against both. If you feel like commending them, contact your MP to support George Galloway’s early day motion, and also send messages of support to the NUJ.

From the radio reports the paper’s lawyers actually cleared the issue for publication and it was only concerted effort by and repeated heated phone calls from the Star’s NUJ chapel that stopped it.

What were the lawyers thinking? The issue might’ve been technically within the law (though I admit I haven’t checked)but morally they hadn’t a leg to stand on. If tht issue had been printed we’d’ve seen riots, and understandably so.

Read more: UK media, Newspapers, Tabloids, Daily Star, Islamophobia, UK unions, NUJ, UK law, Incitement to racial hatred

Olbermann’d, or The Sound of Worms Turning

I remember way back when, before the Iraq war was a twinkle in Rummy’s sclerotic eye, being flamed horribly on usenet for suggesting that Americans were being bamboozled by their news and media outlets. They were most insulted: you’d’ve thought I’d suggested that all Americans committed incest as a matter of course considering the hysterical reaction.

So I never thought to see this tirade from Keith Olbermann, condemning Bush & Rummy and all their works, on US mainstream media – and on MSNBC no less.

He’s a bit tendentious (not to mention pompous) in parts, but you’ve got to applaud the sentiment. You can tell he’s been saving this up for a looong time.

Thanks to TRex at FDL for the link.

Read more: War on terror, Islamofascism, Keith Olbermann, MSNBC, YouTube, Video, Bush, Rumsfeld

Justin Webb Watch: Accidental Liveblogging

Never let it be said I’m totally unfair: I’m sitting here as usual listening to the radio and up pops Justin Webb on BBC Radio 4 You & Yours , talking about the US lobby system, Abramoff and corruption in a general discussion on government lobbying.

Is Webb breaking his silence at last? Will wonders ever cease? That said, it’s You & Yours, a consumer show, not an actual news programme. I wonder how many are actually listening?

Oh god, he’s just called the Abramoff affair a ‘periodic crackdown’ , and that it ‘will be embarassing for a week or two, and then in a year it will be forgotten.’

I take it back. He might’ve broken his apparent vow of silence on Washington misdoings, but alarm over, the status quo has been maintained.