“It’s Not Radioactive, It’s Not Even Green, But We’re Working On It”

That was what the Rio Tinto spokesperson said on the radio just now about their discovery of naturally-occurring kryptonite:

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A new mineral matching kryptonite’s unique chemistry has been identified. It will be formally named Jadarite later this year.

A new mineral matching kryptonite’s unique chemistry, as described in the film Superman Returns, has been identified by scientists at the Natural History Museum and Canada’s National Research Council.

The large green crystals of kryptonite have a devasting affect on the superhero. However, unlike its famous counterpart, the new mineral is white, powdery and not radioactive. And, rather than coming from outer space, the real kryptonite was found in Serbia.

Geologists and mineralogists from mining group Rio Tinto discovered the unusual mineral. It didn’t match anything known previously to science so they sort the help of mineral expert Dr Chris Stanley at the Natural History Museum.

‘Towards the end of my research,’ says Dr Stanley, ‘I searched the web using the mineral’s chemical formula, sodium lithium boron silicate hydroxide , and was amazed to discover that same scientific name written on a case of rock containing kryptonite stolen by Lex Luther from a museum in the film Superman Returns’.

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Awwww.

Ananova:

Swan feeds fish at zoo

A swan in a Chinese zoo feeds its fish friends every day to the amazement of visitors.

The swan picks up the feed and takes it to the mouths of the waiting fish, reports Southern City Papers.

“They became close friends after three years of playing together,” say staff at Safari Park in Shenzhen City.

“Every time I come to feed the swan, all the fish follow him to the bank, with mouths open. And he takes the food and puts some into each of the hungry mouths,” says the feeder.

“When everyone has eaten enough, the swan goes back onto the water and plays with his fish friends again.”

I say it again: awwwwwwww.