A nation is agog (or bored, take your pick) over the coming blessed nuptials between Bristol Palin, America’s Child Bride® and Levi whatsisname, America’s Redneck®.
It’s all been a bit hasty, but young Bristol’s rumoured to have already chosen the invitations :
the cake
the caterer
the limo service
the honeymoon venue
and last but not least….. the dress:
But no choice when it comes to the actual husband. That one’s up to Mom and the McCain campaign.
UPDATE: Awwww, look, don’t they look the very image of an ecstatically happy couple? Whatchamacallit even got a tattoo. Awwww.
