Blame It On The Bogey

I’ve written nothing for ages, mainly because I’m just so angry all the bloody time, I don’t know where to start to get a handle on this inchaote rage.

So this from Bad Mothers’ Club‘s ‘tantrums’ section cheered me up no end.

OK, I asked you nicely not to pick your nose in the shower because they STICK to the wall, the floor, and end up calcifying in a disgusting manner. You laughed because flicking bogies is, well, hilarious isn’t it? And you carried right on doing it. Well I’ve just carried out my threat to remove your nasal offerings with your own toothbrush. And I told you JUST after you’d brushed your teeth.

Not so fucking funny now is it bogey boy?

If only there were a political equivalent.

Do You Know Who Your Children Are? Gordon Brown Does.

One of the ironies that popped up on the Today Programme this morning was a press release from the UK data protection commissioner, warning teenagers about the dangers of exposing personal data online and announcing a probe of Facebook (which also has other issues elsewhere., more on that later).

Wahaha. You have to laugh. In a week when the government lost the personal details of millions of Britain’s children, that’s a bit rich.

There might be worse to come though,. HM Reveniue and Customs’ (former proprietor Gordon Brown) current problems with IT could pale into insignificance when it comes to some of the cockups over children’s private data that’re waiting in the wings.

Take the government’s long planned child information policy for instance. Called ContactPoint, it’s touted as an integrated information sytem that will enable schools and other oganisations to work together to protect at-risk children. No more Victoria Climbies – who could be against that?

ContactPoint was previously known by the working title of the ‘information sharing index’. It is a key element of the Every Child Matters programme to transform children’s services by supporting more effective prevention and early intervention.

ContactPoint is one of a range of tools that will help services work together more effectively on the frontline to meet the needs of children, young people and their families.

It sounds innocuous enough, if well-meaningly vague. So what is it and what does it do? It’s it a massive database of every single child in Britain, containing:

  • Basic identifying information for all children in England (aged up to 18): name, address, gender, date of birth and a unique identifying number.
  • Basic identifying information about the child’s parent or carer.
  • Contact details for services involved with the child: as a minimum, educational setting and GP practice, but also other services where appropriate.
  • A means to indicate whether a practitioner is a lead professional and if they have undertaken an assessment under the Common Assessment Framework.

[My emphasis.]

This database includes fingerprints, already being taken from children nationwide,encouraged and subisdised by the central government, and is to be accessible only to ‘practitioners’:

Access will be restricted to authorised users who need it as part of their work. This will include those working in education, health, social care, youth offending and some voluntary organisations

Some voluntary organisations? Who? Where? Why? And who the hell is an authorised user? A doctor? a nurse? Someone who helps at the local playgroup? Some anonymous, low-paid clerk in your local council’s social services department? The one who lives down the road fron you and gossips with the bloke in the newsagents on the way to work?

From the text it seems a ‘practitioner’ is an ‘authorised user’ – but I note the government is careful not to specify what an ‘authorised user’ actually is.

Who are they? Who authorises them? The document promises criminal records checks – but remember what a dog’s breakfast they made of the crimnal records database? It does not inspire confidence.

When you start to think through just how many people could potentially access this information you realise just how many potential points of leakage there are (and although it does not contain casefiles files still will be flagged) the heart sinks. It’s an accident just waiting, no, itching to happen:

Authorised users will be able to access ContactPoint in three ways – through:

  • A secure web link
  • Some existing case management systems
  • Another authorised user (where appropriate IT is unavailable)

Wherever possible ContactPoint will be automatically updated from existing systems, avoiding the need for practitioners to enter information on a separate system. It will not be possible for an authorised user to access case management systems or to see case data held by another agency on ContactPoint.

[My emphasis again]

That hardly matters when the minor functionaries of local authorities and a range of unaccountable quasi-autonomous agancies have been given the power to snoop into our bank acoounts, email traffic, car and electoral registrations, credit cards, medical records, library use and all manner of other personal data virtually at will.

ADDITIONAL RELEVANT PUBLIC AUTHORITIES FOR THE PURPOSES OF SECTION
25(1) OF THE REGULATION OF INVESTIGATORY POWERS ACT 2000

Government departments
1. The Department for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs.
2. The Department of Health.
3. The Home Office.
4. The Department of Trade and Industry.
5. The Department for Transport, Local Government and the Regions.
6. The Department for Work and Pensions.
7. The Department of Enterprise, Trade and Investment for Northern Ireland.

Local authorities

8. Any local authority within the meaning of section 1 of the Local Government Act 1999.
9. Any fire authority as defined in the Local Government (Best Value) Performance Indicators Order 2000.
10. A council constituted under section 2 of the Local Government etc. (Scotland) Act 1994.
11. A district council within the meaning of the Local Government Act (Northern Ireland) 1972.

NHS bodies in Scotland and Northern Ireland

12. The Common Services Agency of the Scottish Health Service.
13. The Northern Ireland Central Services Agency for the Health and Social Services.

Other bodies

14. The Environment Agency.
15. The Financial Services Authority.
16. The Food Standards Agency.
17. The Health and Safety Executive.
18. The Information Commissioner.
19. The Office of Fair Trading.
20. The Postal Services Commission.
21. The Scottish Drug Enforcement Agency.
22. The Scottish Environment Protection Agency.
23. The United Kingdom Atomic Energy Authority Constabulary.
24. A Universal Service Provider within the meaning of the Postal Services Act 2000.

RIPA 2000 allows for authorisations (as distinct from warrants for telephone-tapping) and the serving of notices by “a person designated” include the following grounds:

a) “in the interests of national security”
b) “for the purpose of preventing or detecting crime or of preventing disorder”
c) “in the interests of public safety”

It wouldnt take much to marry up the data. Think of what an abusive ex-husband or stalker would give to get their hands on that.

But apparently Gordo doesn’t think that the safety of the natiion’s children is worth its own secure stand-alone system, built from the ground up and inaccessible to all but those most closely involved directly with the child.

No, that would cost money more usefully spent pursuing pointless wars, so what we’re getting is another cobbled-together mongrel of a thing, full of bugs and holes.

The blithe assertion that they can successfully integrate and update a patchwork of different systens in national and local government, independent trusts and charities would be have been laughable even without this week’s events, given the government’s abysmal record with IT projects and data security. The thing that really worries me about ContactPoint is off in the future, though: this system is supposed to track and protect children, defined as those under 18. But what happens to their data when they’re 19? Does it get destroyed? Somehow I doubt it…

It’s too easy to get sucked into looking at just the nuts and bolts of the project, though those are interesting and shocking enough. The real question is what is ContactPoint actually for, and why?

All this past week, despite having had the evidence of their own incompetence staring them in the face, the government has still insisted that it’s not the end for the ID card scheme. Why are they so sanguine?

There’s a reason: they know damned well that it doesn’t matter a jot if Brown has to shelve current plans, because our children are having an ID card sytem imposed upon them by stealth, under the guise of their own protection.

When viewed in that light, it’s difficult not see the loss of the CDs containing the personal details of 25 million parents and children as less of a bureaucratic bungle and more of a policy decision, a deliberate and cynical softening up exercise. Those with little trust in New Labour might even see it as an act of information terrorism against its own electorate.

The HMRC debacle could actually work in Gordon Brown’s favour. If their childrens’ current identity details are compromised, how much more likely are parents, perfectly understandably wanting to protect their children from fuure fraud or personal harm, to turn to a verified fingerprinted government ID as the defintive proof of their children’s identity? There, conveniently, is ContactPoint, ready to fill the void.

No, surely not. Surely a British government wouldn’t be so cynical as to make all curent forms of identification worthless so it could bring in ID cards by the back door, would it? Would it?

Good For Her. If He’d Been Mine He’d Be Lucky To be Alive

Lancashire Evening Post [Warning, a bit upsetting for cat-lovers] :

Mum shops cat-swinging son to police

A teenager who was filmed swinging his family cat around by its tail was caught out when his mum shopped him to the police.

Mum-of-four Karen Ridley, 36, of Skeffington Road, Deepdale, Preston, was horrified when she discovered the sickening footage on her son Matthew’s mobile phone.

She threw him out of the family home and reported him to Lancashire Police and also rang the Army to tell them what her would-be soldier son had done.

[…]

The appalling minute-long clip, filmed by the teenager’s friend, shows 13-year-old Belle, a black and white house cat, screeching in pain as the intoxicated teenager swings her by her tail.

Ridley, 19, was sentenced to 250 hours’ unpaid work and ordered to pay £45 costs at Preston Magistrates Court, after pleading guilty to causing unnecessary suffering to an animal.

Distraught Mrs Ridley, who has two other cats named Sutty and Tickles, discovered the clip when she began flicking through his phone after she had found it at home.

She said: “I went absolutely berserk when I saw the clip. We have had Belle since she was a kitten.

More…

The nasty little shit. His poor mother, to find out so late that she’s raised a sociopath.

If it’d been one of my kids, being chucked out would be the least of their worries. If you can hurt something helpless and enjoy it you don’t deserve to be around decent human beings, in my opinion.

If this is the kind of recruit the army is accepting then no wonder it’s fucked.

Does This Man Know How Lucky He Is?

AFP/Raw Story:

Man angry with son-in-law fingers him as terrorist to FBI

Published: Friday November 2, 2007

A man in Sweden who was angry with his daughter’s husband has been charged with libel for telling the FBI that the son-in-law had links to al-Qaeda, Swedish media reported on Friday.

The man, who admitted sending the email, said he did not think the US authorities would stupid enough to believe him.

The 40-year-old son-in-law and his wife were in the process of divorcing when the husband had to travel to the United States for business.

The wife didn’t want him to travel since she was sick and wanted him to help care for their children, regional daily Sydsvenska Dagbladet said without disclosing the couple’s names.

When the husband refused to stay home, his father-in-law wrote an email to the FBI saying the son-in-law had links to al-Qaeda in Sweden and that he was travelling to the US to meet his contacts.

He provided information on the flight number and date of arrival in the US.

The son-in-law was arrested upon landing in Florida. He was placed in handcuffs, interrogated and placed in a cell for 11 hours before being put on a flight back to Europe, the paper said.

The FBI contacted Swedish intelligence agency Saepo, which discovered that the email tipping off the FBI had been sent from the father-in-law’s computer.

The father-in-law has been charged with aggravated libel.

He has admitted sending the email, but said he didn’t think “the authorities were so stupid that they would believe anything. But apparently they are.”

He said he “couldn’t help the US authorities’ paranoid reaction”.

So why is he lucky? He got to go home, unlike so many others in Gitmo and elsewhere, denounced for revenge or for money.

Mind you his being Swedish probably helped too.

What a bastard of a father-in-law to do such a thing, and what a bastard of a world where it’s possible to do it.

Hey! Trutex! Leave Them Kids Alone

Via Archrights: first it was the co-option of teachers into fingerprinting every British child, whether they or their parents agreed or not.

Now even the school uniform suppliers are to be drafted into the suburban stasi:.

The chip connects with teachers’ computers to show a photograph of the pupil, data about academic performance and whether he or she is in the correct classroom. It can also restrict access to areas of the school. The radio frequency identification system is being tested at Hungerhill School in Doncaster, South Yorkshire. Ten pupils began wearing a chip sewn into their uniforms eight months ago.

The scheme has drawn criticism from human rights campaigners. “Tagging is what we do to criminals we let out of prison early,” said David Cleater, from Leave Them Kids Alone, which campaigns against the finger-printing of pupils. “It is appalling.”

It is, but that’s just a science experiment, Chipped uniforms are on the horizon though and a line of chipped uniform items is apparently going into production, made by Trutex. (Anyone British who has children or who has been a child knows Trutex. They’re one of the biggest suppliers of school uniforms and clothing in the country.)

A school uniform maker said yesterday it was “seriously considering” adding tracking devices to its clothes after a survey found many parents would be interested in knowing where their offspring were.
Trutex would not say whether it was studying a spy in the waistband or a bug in the blazer but admitted teenagers were less keen than younger children on the “big brother” idea.

What, you mean they get a choice?

Nope, didn’t think so.

Even leaving aside privacy concerns this will no doubt add to the cost. It cost over 600 pounds to kit my younger son out when he went to senior school, (and that as ten years ago) because you have to buy specific items in specific colours and patterns by specific manufacturers in specific shops: but if he’d turned up at school in the wrong thing, he’d’ve been a laughing stock, as my sister and I were when we had the wrong brand and colour of games skirts. Thirty years and it still rankles.

That kind of snobbery and financial bullying can drive some children, and some parents, to despair and self-harm. That’s bad enough. How much more is obliging parents and children to pay to be spied on going to cost?