Bye-Bye Mr Plod, CBE

UPDATE: Channel 4 has made more specific allegations that appear to have been the trigger or Hayman’s resignation.

Andy Hayman was already under pressure over his expenses claims and criticism of his conduct after the killing in Stockwell of Jean Charles de Menezes. But he made the decision to step down when confronted by suggestions that he had improper contacts with an employee at the Independent Police Complaints Commission (IPCC).

Channel 4 News reported that Mr Hayman rang or texted the woman 400 times in two months while the IPCC was compiling a report on the death of Mr de Menezes. In a breach of guidelines for senior police officers, these contacts were not disclosed.

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Metropolitan police anti-terror chief Andy Hayman has resigned, following serious allegations about excessive expenses charged to his police credit card for drinking with fellow senior officers at posh hotels and restaurants (to the extent of fifteen thousand pounds) and about expensive trips abroad taken with a female sergeant colleague:

Hayman is being investigated after an audit of Metropolitan police credit cards found he had spent about £15,000 – considerably more than other senior officers.

How much? Hardly a monument to probity is it? It’s not just the expense:

He has been asked to explain at least £15,000 expenses that included claims for “inordinate amounts” of drinking with colleagues. “Apart from the money, what happens if they are all out drinking when a bomb goes off?” said one Met official.

The married father of two has been quizzed about his relationship with Sergeant Heidi Tubby, his former staff officer. Tubby is said to have accompanied him on foreign business trips at public expense but is not herself under investigation.

She worked as Hayman’s staff officer when he was chief constable of Norfolk police and followed Hayman to London in 2005 after Blair, then newly promoted to Met commissioner, offered his former protégé the job of assistant commissioner in charge of specialist operations.

Hayman has also been questioned over why he claimed expenses for staying at a hotel at Heathrow when he has a publicly funded “grace and favour” apartment in central London.

Senior sources say Blair’s decision to tolerate Hayman’s spending shows a “lack of control” at the top of Scotland Yard. The commissioner has faced criticism over corporate spending after a separate investigation into Amex card use by 3,000 officers.

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There is no suggestion that Hayman has broken the law. But officials say the inquiry has raised serious questions about his judgment. One official said: “Andy can be very charming but he has been reckless with his professional standards. He has been spending thousands of pounds of public money consuming inordinate amounts of alcohol with his staff.

“He thinks he should be allowed to do this. But there are questions about whether this breaks Met rules.

“The Heathrow hotel matter has also raised eyebrows. He is in a highly sensitive post running all Britain’s counter-terrorist operations.”

Another said: “As a former head of the Met’s professional standards directorate, Andy should know more than others that questions could be raised about such behaviour

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Tubby is said to have stayed at the Heathrow hotel before they both took an early morning flight abroad. Blair and Paul Stephenson, the Met’s deputy commissioner, have also challenged Hayman about why he takes Tubby, in her early thirties, on foreign trips.

The sources said that Hayman had been questioned about a two-week trip to the United States last year. One said: “Stephenson discovered that Hayman had taken Tubby on that trip and called him in to explain himself. Andy insisted their relationship was entirely professional and that nothing untoward was going on.”

To be fair there are those who doubt the original Sunday times expose: Tory blogger Ian Dale, for instance, has his doubts about the story and thinks it may’ve been Ian Blair and other senior figures looking for a sacrificial lamb.

But these latest allegations are merely the lateast to mire Hayman in controversy. He’s no unimpeachable Dxon of Dock Green. Here are some recent Hayman career highlights :

  • Accused of failing to tell the police commissioner Ian Blair and keeping from him suspicions that an innocent man had been killed.following the extra-judcial murder of Jean-Charles de Menezes
  • Criticised by the Independent Police Complaints Commission of leaking info about the case to the media and making ‘misleading statements’ to the public and the media
  • Forced to apologise after the Forest Gate anti-terrorism raid in which two innocent brothers were arrested, one shot, their home was trashed and they were smeared with false accusations of possessing child porn, .
  • Attempting to pressure the government into allowing detention without charge for 3 months.

Mohammed Abdul Kahar, 23, broke down in tears as he described being wakened by his younger brother’s screams as 250 police stormed his house in Forest Gate, London, on 2 June.

“I thought, one by one they’re going to kill us. At that time, I thought I was going to die,” he told a news conference.

He said he was shot and kicked in the face, before police officers dragged him downstairs and outside, slapped his face and told him to “shut the f*** up”. He was then taken to hospital where he was given morphine and where he said surgeons were “pressured” by police to release him.

Speaking about his ordeal for the first time, Mr Kahar, a Royal Mail driver and part-time supermarket worker, described being hit in the chest by a bullet as he and his brother set off downstairs to investigate what they thought were armed robbers.

“I saw an orange spark and a big bang,” he said. “There was blood coming down my chest. The first words I said to them was ‘I can’t breathe’, and the first words they said to me were ‘shut the f*** up’.”

Mere days later Hayman was given the CBE.

Even after that catalogue of malfeasance Hayman never resigned. No, brutalising innocent citizens in their beds is all fine and dandy with the Met. No, it’s the accusation of adultery that appears to have really finished him off:

It is thought Hayman was concerned about the effect his increasingly high-profile public role was having on his wife and two young teenagers

Oh, I bet. Not nice to find out from the papers that your dad is accused of being greedy, a liar and an adulterer, rather than the pillar of the community you thought he was.

Of course Hayman could easily have protected his family from any unpleasant fallout by not doing anything to cause it in the first place, but he categorically denies any allegations of wrongdoing:

Assistant Commissioner Andy Hayman said the “time was right” to leave the high-profile job, after facing “hurtful” accusations.

He said in a statement: “Recent weeks have seen a series of leaks and unfounded accusations about me, which I have and will continue to refute strongly.”

So. It’s not hurtful to be called a liar and a scheming incompetent by every paper in the country, but having an affair with a colleague (allegedly) is a resigning offence?

Speaking of which, I note that the Inland Revenue boss, who supposedly resigned following the loss of discs containing the details of 25 million child benefit recipients, has been given another job in Whitehall, at the Cabinet Office.

Integrity really is a very flexible thing.

Note: edited later to make grammatical sense,

“Respect My Authoritah!” Part Infinity.

Remember when bloggers were considered hysterical – no, shrill – for warning about the accelerating development of fascism and the corporate state? Well, it’s too late for recriminations and we told you so’s now – it’s already here and this is what it looks like.

It’s tempting to consider that video from a complacent British standpoint – with vague, amused contempt for the untutored colonials, and oh, look it’s Utah, well what can one expect with all those religious nutters? Besides everyone knows (except them apparently) that the yanks have gone batshit insane. Common knowledge, innit. But we’re OK, aren’t we? That de Menezes thing, that was just a one-off. wasn’t it?

If only. When it comes to being subject to the whims of a sadistic copper we British are no better off. Take this postman who refused to move his van and took a beating, for example:

Now give those coppers tasers… oops, we have.

Even untrained, ‘unarmed’ British plods are now getting these electric cattle prods and the power to use them pretty much at will; and when police have tasers, they tend to use them.

They get to decide what’s an arrestable offence and consequently what resisting arrest is. There’s no such thing as ‘reasonable suspicion’ any more. They can even use them on children. What might have happened had these police had had tasers and had Darren Pollard, the videomaker, been less even-tempered?

An enormous amount of money has been made by the Taser corporation and the morally dubious cops that work hand in hand with it, selling torture instruments to US and British police, to sleepy rural police forces and riot squads alike. Remember the movie Hot Fuzz, where the sleepy Somerset vilage has an armoury the size of a small state? It’s not that big a joke.

The Police Federation, which represents junior ranks, has called for funding to supply a Taser to every British officer. Well, there’s a surprise.

I’ve written before about the connections between former NYPD chief Bernie Kerik, now charged with corruption, but less well-known are the ties between senior British police offioers and the sale of tasers.

There is a revolving door between UK and US government, civil service, police, defence and the arms industries. The profit-making corporations have merged with the political parties, the state and the apparatus of state security.

“Fascism should more properly be called corporatism because it is the merger of state and corporate power.” – Benito Mussolini.

Well, this is what corporatism looks like, in the US and at home. What are we going to do about it?

[Edited April 2009 to add additional video, to fix links and for general grammar.]

Speaking of IT clusterfscks…

Somebody tipped me off to the innocent sounding “Interception Modernisation Programme”, but what is this exactly? It’s mentioned in this “Security and Counter-Terrorism Science and Innovation Strategy” document (PDF) from the Home Office, which seems to be some sort of happy face p.r.-minded strategy overview to show how on the ball the government is in combatting terrorism through innovation and science . In this context, the “Interception Modernisation Programme” is only mentioned in an aside and it sounds like it could be anything:

Intercepting terrorist communications

Knowing the content of terrorist communications is vital to the UK’s ability to respond to terrorism. The cutting-edge interception technology required is therefore critical to building up our intelligence and to understanding the nature of the threat.

The Interception Modernisation Programme is a cross-Government programme which aims to maintain the UK’s world-class capability in obtaining and exploiting terrorist communications data. It is a key example of how Government is using innovative and ground-breaking technology to stay well ahead of the terrorists.

Knowing the UK government, this may very well be some wild scheme comparable to Echelon, to have an uptodate capability in place to intercept the internet/mobile phone traffic of anyone in the UK at a moment’s notice, or worse, to go trolling for terrorist plots by searching all internet/mobile phone data for certain keywords, a technique many governments seem enamoured of. A Google search didn’t show more than just the above document plus several job descriptions on recruitment websites that mention the programme. Seems they’re still looking for a commercial analyst and a procurement project manager…

Does anybody know anything more?

Good For Her. If He’d Been Mine He’d Be Lucky To be Alive

Lancashire Evening Post [Warning, a bit upsetting for cat-lovers] :

Mum shops cat-swinging son to police

A teenager who was filmed swinging his family cat around by its tail was caught out when his mum shopped him to the police.

Mum-of-four Karen Ridley, 36, of Skeffington Road, Deepdale, Preston, was horrified when she discovered the sickening footage on her son Matthew’s mobile phone.

She threw him out of the family home and reported him to Lancashire Police and also rang the Army to tell them what her would-be soldier son had done.

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The appalling minute-long clip, filmed by the teenager’s friend, shows 13-year-old Belle, a black and white house cat, screeching in pain as the intoxicated teenager swings her by her tail.

Ridley, 19, was sentenced to 250 hours’ unpaid work and ordered to pay £45 costs at Preston Magistrates Court, after pleading guilty to causing unnecessary suffering to an animal.

Distraught Mrs Ridley, who has two other cats named Sutty and Tickles, discovered the clip when she began flicking through his phone after she had found it at home.

She said: “I went absolutely berserk when I saw the clip. We have had Belle since she was a kitten.

More…

The nasty little shit. His poor mother, to find out so late that she’s raised a sociopath.

If it’d been one of my kids, being chucked out would be the least of their worries. If you can hurt something helpless and enjoy it you don’t deserve to be around decent human beings, in my opinion.

If this is the kind of recruit the army is accepting then no wonder it’s fucked.