Sexuality – Page 8

Rubber Soul

Published on October 9, 20075 Comments

,Graphic by Bjacques

More kinky wingnuts… and you thought dog collars were pervy.

[Thanks to Jesus’ General commenter Hawthorne Wingnut for the link]

Dead Reverend’s Rubber Fetish

Autopsy: Pastor found in wet suits after autoerotic mishap
OCTOBER 8–An Alabama minister who died in June of “accidental mechanical asphyxia” was found hogtied and wearing two complete wet suits, including a face mask, diving gloves and slippers, rubberized underwear, and a head mask, according to an autopsy report. Investigators determined that Rev. Gary Aldridge’s death was not caused by foul play and that the 51-year-old pastor of Montgomery’s Thorington Road Baptist Church was alone in his home at the time he died (while apparently in the midst of some autoerotic undertaking). While the Montgomery Advertiser, which first obtained the autopsy records, reported on Aldridge’s two wet suits, the family newspaper chose not to mention what police discovered inside the minister’s rubber briefs. Aldridge served as the church’s pastor for 16 years. Immediately following his death, church officials issued a press release asking community members to “please refrain from speculation” about what led to Aldridge’s demise, adding that, “we will begin the healing process under the strong arm of our Savior, Jesus Christ.”

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Old Cock-Headed Man-Whores Don’t Fade Away, They Just Get More Hypocritical

Published on October 1, 2007

Guess who said this (move away from the google – see if you can guess) about the poster for San Francisco’s Folsom Street Fair?

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Herein lies the problem with those who represent themselves as the mainstream of gay “culture”. These radicals believe that their worldview, shared by only a tiny sliver of the population enjoys widespread support in American society. According to Copper, the “extreme members of the global community” are the 80% of Americans who identify themselves as Christians.

Christians cannot view the Folsom Street Fair poster and not be offended and sickened by its blatant mockery of Jesus Christ. The advertisement did not come from a heart that loves God, but one that hates the truth about sin and salvation that Jesus Christ represents. Barber correctly pointed out, “‘Gay’ activists disingenuously call Christians ‘haters’ and ‘homophobes’ for honoring the Bible, but then lash out in this hateful manner toward the very people they accuse.” My own experience with these people led me to conclude that while Christians profess to “love the sinner and hate the sin” the extremists of the Angry Gay Left “love the sin and hate the sinner.” Responsible gay leaders should speak out against the poster, but they will not, fearing the vicious attacks from the hatemongers of their own community.

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Perhaps religious leaders and social conservatives should be grateful to the creators of the poster for showing America what the gay agenda really means for society.

More…

Have you guessed who it is yet?

Yes, it’s Jeff Gannnon aka Guckert, aka The Cock-Headed Man-Whore, lately of Right-bankrolled ‘news’ website Talon News and he of the late night entries through the back door of the White House (and who knows how many other back doors in the White House), the records of which the Secret Service have unnaccountably lost.

This Jeff Gannon. (Warning, full frontal willy nudity, my old blog wasn’t as sedate as this one.)

One More And She Could’ve Made Herself A Tiara

Published on September 26, 2007

Reuters:

What? Did I say something wrong?

Tue Sep 25, 2007 2:25pm EDT

KUALA LUMPUR (Reuters) – Malaysian doctors have reattached a man’s nearly severed penis after his first wife, enraged by his comparison of her sex skills with those of his younger second wife, decided to chop it off with a kitchen knife.

The man, a 43-year-old Indonesian worker in southern Johor state, was lying in bed with his 48-year-old wife talking about his newly wed second wife, who is in her 30s, when the incident happened, the New Straits Times newspaper reported.

Despite his shock and pain, the man managed to pull on his trousers and ride his motorcycle to a nearby hospital, where doctors had to put in 11 stitches to reattach the organ.

The man later complained to police, who arrested the woman and plan to charge her with voluntarily causing grievous hurt with a dangerous weapon, which carries the penalty of a three-year jail term and a fine, the newspaper reported.

Silly Sausage!

Published on September 22, 2007

I see someone's been playing hide the salami again...

Examine your breakfast very carefully this morning before you take a bite…

Man hides sex toys in the wurst way…

Wed Sep 19, 2007 3:04pm EDT

BERLIN (Reuters) – Staff at a German butcher’s shop were shocked to discover a customer had hidden two sex toys in their sausages for transport to Dubai, police said Wednesday.

“It was two latex dildos with a natural look,” said a spokesman for police in the southwestern city of Mannheim.

After shopping there earlier in the day, the man, who spoke broken English, returned to the butcher’s with two large “Schwartenmagen” sausages. He asked a shop assistant to wrap and cool them until he departed for Dubai the next day.

But the assistant noticed the goods had got heavier and alerted police. Officers discovered the man, who was about 50, had removed some of the meat and packed the dildos inside.

“He could have used a loaf of bread,” the spokesman said. “It’s not against the law here. But obviously I can’t speculate on what customs in Dubai will have to say about it.”

Gusset-Typing For Gaia

Published on September 9, 2007

Well, I never knew that. Kathryn Flett in today’s Observer Woman section:

The planet will, then, be grateful for the revolutionary new Rabbit Amnesty – ‘a unique way for Rabbit lovers to enjoy cleaner, greener orgasms’, according to Bonny Hall, head buyer for online sex-toy retailer, LoveHoney. ‘By sending an old Rabbit to us, customers get the satisfaction of having it recycled without the inconvenience or embarrassment of taking it to a local council rubbish dump.’ For every recycled Rabbit, LoveHoney pledges to donate £1 to the World Land Trust to support rainforest-protection projects. Safe sex? Cybersex? So Twentieth Century. If you’re at it with a rabbit you can – smugly, modishly – enjoy guilt-free eco-sex, too.

But before you can recycle without guilt, first you’ve got to get over the embarasssment of actually buying the bloody thing – and that’s a whole other story.