Bye-bye Charles! Bye-bye Jackie! Hello Caroline!

Unfortunately Hazel Blears kept her seat, but nice to see both Charles “safety elephant” Clarke and Jackie Smith finally were told to bugger off by their constituencies. Also good to see the Greens win their first seat.

The overall impression seems to be that, despite all the triumphalism, the television debates did not have the impact on the election itself they were predicted to have based on the polls. It became an almost normal two horse race again, with the Lib Dems doing nowhere near as well as “Clegg Mania” was supposed to make them. Currently they’re at 47 seats according to Wikipedia, with 565 of 650 seats declared. Last time they won 62, if the end result is the same, slightly better or even worse then it’s clear that Clegg has failed to deliver the breakthrough the debates seemed to hand him.

And the reason might just be that enough people took a second look at the likely outcome, saw the Tories looming and decided better to vote for the devil they knew. Labour might be bastards, but the Tories seem to be even worse bastards and a Lib Dem victory at the expense of Labour might just have delivered a Liberal-Tory government. Meanwhile the Tory voters the Lib-Dems were chasing refused to be caught it seems, rather having the real ones in power than a surrogate. A wasted opportunity, though the Lib-Dems might still end up holding the balance of power in what now looks like a well and truly hung parliament. They should’ve gone for the left of Labour vote, not chase lefty Tories.

Good to see Caroline Lucas become the first Green MP. Results from Poplar and Limehouse, where George Galloway is standing, aren’t in yet, but it looks like Labour has won that, according to the BBC.

What’s really worrying are the reports of polls closing while there were still voters waiting to vote; that’s a sign of bad organisation.

(Crossposted from Wis[s]e Words.)

A Hung Impalement

Conservative
264 +81 36.8
Labour
204 -74 28.1
Liberal Democrat
40 -7 22.6

* Prediction
* 535 of 650 seats declared

There were sit ins and near riots when poll stations closed their doors to queueing electors and Gordon Brown is refusing to resign and looks likely to be squatting in No 10 despite having no mandate.

What a bloody mess.

Some good news:

Peter Kellner says BNP may lose “some or all” of their seats on Barking and Dagenham Council

Greens get first MP

Mark Steel on Twitter:

Resigned now, to living under a return to feudal rule, under a system of barons with an obligation to tend the chickens of a twat from Eton

First let them do no harm

More evidence for the fact that getting a hung parliament is the best that could happen in the UK elections. Niall Fergueson is urging the Tories on to crash the economy:

‘There is a very real danger that [things] could now spiral, Greek style, out of all control if foreign confidence in sterling slumps and long-term interest rates rise. Mr Cameron needs to do two things right away. He must instruct George Osborne to wield the axe ruthlessly with the aim of returning to a balanced budget over a credible eight- to ten-year timeframe.

That means not only reversing Labour’s disastrous expansion of public sector spending, but also encouraging business growth with incentives to innovate, invest and work. At the same time, he needs to initiate talks with the IMF in case external support proves to be necessary. In both cases, it is much better to act sooner than later. The mess we are in is the result of 13 squandered years in which an unprincipled government frittered away the achievements of the Thatcher era. We are back not just in 1979, but in 1976, the last time the IMF had to bail Britain out as a consequence of Labour’s economic mismanagement.’

Drastically cutting government spending at a time of economic crisis worked so well in getting the world out of the Depression in the 1930ties, but then this isn’t about economics, but ideology, as Jamie notes. Talking about “the achievements of the Thatcher era”, in which much of the industrial strength of Britain was destroyed so that yuppies could roam free, is a dead giveaway. Hence the need to not let the Tories win this elections is just as great as to let Labour lose: vote tactically, vote hung parliament. First, let them do no harm.

Philippa Stroud: Fag Hag

how to be a fabolous fag hag by Margaret Cho

David Cameron has got some explaining to do about Philippa Stroud, who’s both bigoted enough and stupid enough to believe gay people should be excorised of their gayness:

A high-flying prospective Conservative MP, credited with shaping many of the party’s social policies, founded a church that tried to “cure” homosexuals by driving out their “demons” through prayer.

Philippa Stroud, who is likely to win the Sutton and Cheam seat on Thursday and is head of the Centre for Social Justice, the thinktank set up by the former Tory leader Iain Duncan Smith, has heavily influenced David Cameron’s beliefs on subjects such as the family. A popular and energetic Tory, she is seen as one of the party’s rising stars.

[…]

Abi, a teenage girl with transsexual issues, was sent to the church by her parents, who were evangelical Christians. “Convinced I was demonically possessed, my parents made the decision to move to Bedford, because of this woman [Stroud] who had come back from Hong Kong and had the power to set me free,” Abi told the Observer.

“She wanted me to know all my thinking was wrong, I was wrong and the so-called demons inside me were wrong. The session ended with her and others praying over me, calling out the demons. She really believed things like homosexuality, transsexualism and addiction could be fixed just by prayer, all in the name of Jesus.”

It’s not every day you meet somebody insulting both gay people and Christians, as surely any Christian taking their religion serious will be offended by the idea that homosexuality is akin to demonic possession. It makes Philippa Stroud quite literally a fag hag, who thinks she can witch out the gayness. If you’re in the Sutton and Cheam constituency today, remember that…

Don’t Talk To Me About Technology

Can you believe this shit?

Here I am, a politics and news junkie stuck here in a Dutch hospital for the past 5 months and on the night before the UK election. my overpriced crap hospital tv,(3 euro a day, run by a private company called PatientLine) and hence my access to BBC’s 1 and 2, is fubared.

The greedy, incompetent bastards. The only thing I got nthe tv on for was the election coverage. No wonder I threw the remote at the wall.

Luckily I’ve found a live video link to the BBC’s Campaign Show that doesn’t rely on the execrable iPlayer – now if only I could get a reliable WiFi connection.

But to cap it all the hospital’s free KPN WiFi really is the shittiest on the planet. It’s been kicking me off every 5 minutes all day, which requires a reboot every single time or it locks you out from logging on.

13 years I’ve been waiting to see Labour get it in the neck. I want to kill someone.