Picture Post

If only… the ‘eighties might’ve been a bit more fun.

Howard did always have something of the nightclub about him… oh. It’s not that Howard. As you were, then.

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I may just order one of these books for some prospective new parents I know. It’s the perfect companion to My First Cavity Search.

“What a wonderful gift for new parents! How to Traumatize Your Children includes useful chapters on narcissistic parenting, parent as best friend, killing self-esteem, the convenience of neglect – and even how to enjoy your legacy of trauma. Not only does this book provide lots of laughs, but it actually reinforces how you really should raise your kids. 190 pages, hardcover”

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If this guy is genuine, this is very very sweet and funny. If not, well then it’s more than a little bit odd:

“Is this you? Please, if you recognise this person, read on

You’ve got to be resourceful in love these days though, so full marks for trying and extra brownie points for being cute about it.

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From the Flickr photostream of Reciprocity, this is one of a gorgeous set called Twisting Light

Animal Dance – Twisting Light #5 The next one in the series of refraction patterns formed by passing light through various shapes of moulded and formed plastic. Photographed direct on to 35mm film.

I thought that this one looked like a chorus line of long necked llamas with large floppy ears gyrating in front of the spot lights. You may think differently. :-)

To me it looks like a headless row of dancers from an Ancient Greek vase or maybe a bit of William Morris border. Or the crysanthemums on a bracelet I bought in a second-hand shop (or ‘vintage’ store, I suppose I should learn to call them if I want to be fashionable). I prefer ‘otherly-owned’.

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If you are minded to be fashionable and want to mine the past for clothes, old magazines are invaluable for getting your eye in. Vogue is putting together a searchable online archive of all its covers from 1916 to the present day. Here’s March 1960: the makeup’s nice, the colours are lovely but I do hope the shape of that coalscuttle hat never, ever comes back in again.

“The cover is described as a “spokesman for black and white, a leading fashion pair”, while the London Look is said to be “understated, soft fabrics, with sashes as a feature and lots of patent leather”.”

Things don’t change that much do they – except the cover price. Good lord, 2/6- for a magazine – that’s only 12 and a half pence! (Around 20 eurocents, or 500 bucks.)

Oops. That I automatically knew that (and recognised a coalscuttle, what’s more) says more about my own personal vintage than I really care to reveal.

A Choice of Tyrannies

You can have the blue one or the red one. Yellow is not an option.

I have to admit that I quite admired the Conservatives’ David Davis for his principled stand on the erosion of civil liberties; even if it was somewhat hypocritical, given his support for 28 day detention, at least he had the gumption to stand up, even if in the end the whole effort proved a damp squib. Davis tapped into an enormous wellspring of public unease and anger over the UK’s gradual transmogrification into a petty police state.

There is a demonic versatility to Blair’s laws. Kenneth Clarke, a former Conservative chancellor of the exchequer and home secretary, despairs at the way they are being used. “What is assured as being harmless when it is introduced gets used more and more in a way which is sometimes alarming,” he says. His colleague David Davis, the shadow Home Secretary, is astonished by Blair’s Labour Party: “If I had gone on the radio 15 years ago and said that a Labour government would limit your right to trial by jury, would limit – in some cases eradicate – habeas corpus, constrain your right of freedom of speech, they would have locked me up.”

The Tories, particularly the one-nation faction, had in Davis a prime opportunity to ride a wave of public support into power, if only they could have overcome their natural authoritarian flog ’em and jail ’em tendencies and their complicity with the prisons industry and the police. But of course they couldn’t and can’t and to think they ever would is fantasy. Tory policy is what it always is, in favour of the status quo, of increased police powers and of the protection of property before people.

This is made crystal clear in today’s announcement on police surveiilance from Dominic Grieve, Davis’ replacement as Shadow Foreign Secretary :

Police would be given greater powers to conduct surveillance operations on people suspected of crimes such as burglary and vehicle theft under plans the Conservative Party will announce today.

Dominic Grieve, the shadow home secretary, will pledge to amend the Regulation of Investigatory Powers Act so that police no longer need to secure authorisation to conduct surveillance on those suspected of non-terrorist offences.

The changes would mean that the police would automatically be able to:

· Use covert video or listening devices in premises or vehicles.

· Watch premises to identify or arrest suspects.

· Conduct visual surveillance of public locations.

· Patrol, in uniform or plain clothes.

· Use thermal imaging and X-ray technology.

· Conduct surveillance using visible CCTV cameras.

In his statement, Grieve will say it is time to amend the rules governing surveillance because they place a “disproportionate burden” on police trying to investigate non-terrorist crimes. A review by the Association of Chief Police Officers of the act, which is designed to ensure that the invasion into people’s privacy is in proportion to the crime, found that police often spend hours filling out forms for relatively minor surveillance operations. The review found that it takes an average of five hours to complete the forms for what is known as directed surveillance authorisation.

So just to get this straight: that nice Mr Cameron, so relaxed and liberal – hug a hoodie! – is proposing to allow the police to spy on anyone they like, whenever and however they like, on their own say-so, for any reason, no permission required. Even Blair didn’t try that.

Davis has clearly lost his internal campaign to make the Conservative party the party of civil liberties (at least for the purposes of winning elections) though there was never much doubt he would lose, despite so much popular support. The rump of the tory party is as pro-lawnorder and a firm fist as ever. Just read some of the comments on Conservative blogs, for example, to get the flavour of party opinion. If commenters had their way the police would be given the power to do anything they like to thwart those nasty crims and moslems – because of course those nice handsomne police officers would never use it against nice people like them. Nothing to hide nothing to fear, etc. etc. Curfews for chavs? Brilliant. Moslems to be electronically tagged? A little light torture? Ideal. More cameras, more tasers, more ASBOs, more jails – for ‘them’, not us.

Cameron knows this about his party and knows he must appease both them and the arms dealers, hedge funds and others with business interests in penal policy who support his party financially. It’s clear that to do so he plans to out-draconian one of the most draconian governments in British history.

If anyone ever expected anything else from the Tories, then they’re fools who should read some recent history. Google ‘Orgreave Colliery’ or ‘Poll Tax riot‘ or ‘Battle of The Beanfield‘ or ‘Criminal Justice Act 1994‘. and see the kind of people the Conservatives were and still are:

MI5 ran an agent to monitor the activities of Dave Nellist, the Labour MP and supporter of the far left Militant group in the 1980s. It asked the West Midlands police special branch to find an agent to infiltrate the Labour party in Coventry and cultivate Mr Nellist, then MP for the city’s south east constituency.

The police special branch also ran a spy in the inner circle of the miners’ leader, Arthur Scargill. Given the close relationship between the special branch and MI5, there is no doubt the spy’s information was passed to MI5.

The agent, codenamed Silver Fox, provided valuable information about the tactics of the leadership of the National Union of Mineworkers and helped to break the 1984-85 miners’ strike, according to former special branch officers.

The disclosures are made in the second programme in BBC2’s True Spies series, to be broadcast on Sunday. It also includes an interview with David Hart, a millionaire who was Margaret Thatcher’s unofficial adviser. He says he employed former SAS soldiers to protect the families of working miners during the strike.

You’d think Labour would remember those days. You’d think they’d remember when Labour party members and trade unionists were routinely spied upon, followed, falsely accused and even blacklisted from certain professions and jobs. From Labour’s own Employment Relations Bill in 1999:

The blacklisting of trade union activists was a major issue in the late 1980s and early 1990s. The activities of the Economic League came in for a good deal of criticism. The League provided member companies with a system for checking potential recruits “to see whether they are known to the League as active members or supporters of one of the revolutionary groups of the far Right or far Left”.It was alleged that the League maintained a card index of names obtained from sources such as press articles about demonstrations or industrial action. Many of these people would have been active trade
unionists.

But no, New Labour buried their memories with their principles. That’s what’s always enraged me most about New Labour’s wrong-headed and profoundly illiberal promulgation of so many badly drafted, illogical and tyrannical laws – that not one minister has ever realised that what they were doing was handing the weapons to the opposition to use against them.

The profound stupidity of this policy, if we can dignify such a collection of cowardly panic measures as coherent policy, proves their complete unfitness to govern, even leaving aside Iraq, PFI and all the rest. What party gives its political enemies the tools to repress it?

The voter is in an impossible position. Choose Cameron, you get greedy, unpleasant baby Thatchers armed with added technology and expanded police powers. Imagine Orgreave with tasers. Choose Brown or whoever succeeds him, get the same, allied to breathtakingly callous incompetence. Choose the Lib Dems, get – what exactly? No-one knows. What would Clegg do? Who is he? What does he stand for? Again, no one knows. You can go look it up but you’ll be no wiser. What earthly bloody use is Clegg or his party?

Oh well, when Cameron and the Tories implement the hated ID card scheme (and they will, once in power, they won’t be able to resist it and besides too much money’s already been spent) then we can find out Clegg’s political views from that.

Call Him Mr. Pitiful

What have we got to look forward to should that nice young Mr Cameron get into No.10? More of the same old malfeasance, bad judgement and spin it seems.

Take journo Daniel Finkelstein, the Gold List Tory candidate, Comment Editor for Murdoch’s Times and regular guest on BBC2’s Newnight, who jumped at the invitation to join a panel vetting prospective Conservative parliamentary candidates in one of his local constituencies. Not often a mere pundit gets direct input into the process.

This is the man he chose:

A Tory parliamentary candidate who bombarded his Liberal Democrat rival with hate mail and vandalised the party’s Watford headquarters was facing jail today after admitting more than 70 offences of criminal damage and harassment.

Ian Oakley, 31, of Ryeland Close, West Drayton, north west London, admitted mounting a two year hate campaign against Sal Brinton, who he considered his main rival to defeat the sitting Labour MP.

The Times report of Oakley’s conviction yesterday was prepended with a link to Finkelstein’s blogpost “Ian Oakley, My Part In His Downfall”. Even before the court had found Oakley guilty Finkelstein had his apologia ready and a lame one it is too:

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It is now the fashion to invite journalists to interview applicants in the final round of the seat selection. And I was asked to be the interviewer in Watford.

I asked Oakley and the other candidates questions, one applicant after the other, in front of a meeting of party members. Members were then asked to vote on the candidate they liked best.

Oakley wasn’t intellectually the strongest candidate but I understood why he was selected. He seemed the most experienced of the finalists and the one most obviously ready to be the PPC.

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When I was asked by friends, I said I thought Watford hadn’t necessarily selected the best future MP but they had chosen the one who seemed most assured, self confident and politically mature. I thought him a very stable, solid choice even if he didn’t do all that much for me.

There wasn’t the smallest sign that he was, well, basically bonkers.

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This man is is in the running to be Cameron’s Alistair Campbell. Looks like he’s perfectly qualified.

What interests me about all this is not so much Finkelstein’s future career in wanksterdom as it is this: Oakley’s constituency party members surely must have known, or at least suspected that the man was mentally ill. I find it hard to believe such a vile and vicious misogynist could have hidden it so effectively in his council career even. Yet it appears no one who knew him thought fit to mention it until he was arrested and charged.

That says more to me about the Conservative party’s fitness to rule than any Tory hack’s lame public excuses for his own bad judgement.

This Is How They Do It

There’s more than one way of suppressing dissent… Spyblog, on the evisceration by spin of the Home Affairs Select Committee report on the surveillance society:

What actual use to the public, are Select Committees of the House of Commons, and the Reports which they publish ?

The Labour Government invariably cherry picks a quotation from the summary of such a Report, especially if it was written by a Labour Chairman of the Committee e.g. Government Response to the Home Affairs Committee: A Surveillance Society? (.pdf) leaped on the phrase ,

We reject crude characterisations of our society as a surveillance society in which all collection and means of collecting information about citizens are networked and centralised in the service of the state.

This allowed the Government to claim:

The Government welcomes the committee’s rejection of the characterisation that we live in a surveillance society where the state is engaged in a centralised network of collecting and analysing information on the individual.

Anyone actually reading though the detail of the Report, will see that it actually supports the premise that the UK is already a Surveillance Society.

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The Prime Minister Of Primrose Hill

Who is David Miliband? Why all this hoohah?

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Once you get over the resemblance of The Right Honourable David Wright Miliband MP to Star Trek’s Commander Data he would on the face of it appear to have all the necessary qualities to be a model New Labour leader, not least because of the blood he has on his hands; he voted very strongly for the Iraq war and he voted strongly against investigating the Iraq war, despite his later protestations of ambivalence.

He comes from a legacy Labour family. He (and his brother, also in the Labour government) has never had a real jobDaddy the connected historian’s friends saw to that, despite his own avowed Marxism. Some are more equal than others, as was demonstrated by young Dave’s place at Corpus Christi (despite his mediocre A levels) and his fortuitous Kennedy scholarship.

Miliband went straight from Oxford into a thinktank, to becoming a well paid special adviser, to being parachuted into Parliament via a rotten borough safe seat. You see? Perfect. He’s our very own real life Pitt The Very Very Younger.

But this Minister of The Crown, responsible for foreign policy, didn’t even know until corrected by a civil servant that the government whose interests he represents abroad had given a knighthood to Sir Robert Mugabe. See for yourself on BBC’s Question Time:

(Mind you, former Tory minister Douglas Hurd hardly comes off much better, but he is ancient).

Want more? To show how unqualified Miliband is, when he got the job he had to ask the public for advice he’s so bereft of knowledge and ideas.

Today we learn that despite Miliband’s myriad public assurances, the UK has been proved complicit in the dissapearance and torture of people to Diego Garcia. He was duped, he says:

Miliband ‘duped by US’ on rendition

24 minutes ago

David Miliband is facing fresh claims that the US imprisoned terror suspects on British territory.

Campaigners said the Foreign Secretary allowed himself to be “duped by the US on a colossal scale” following new claims of interrogation on Diego Garcia, a UK-controlled island in the Indian Ocean.

A former senior American official told Time magazine that in 2002 and possibly 2003, the US imprisoned and interrogated at least one terrorist suspect on the island.

Mr Miliband has repeatedly denied claims the US has detained terror suspects on British territory.

But the anonymous source, described as a frequent participant in White House Situation Room meetings, told Time a CIA counter-terrorism official twice said “high-value prisoners” had been held and questioned on the island.

The official also claimed the US may have kept prisoners on ships within Diego Garcia’s territorial waters.

Duped my ass. He’s the foreign secretary – how could he not know?

There are other, lesser but still telling details – his use of an inheritance loophole to reduce the tax on his father’s estate is one, he and his wife’s controversial adoption of babies from the US is another:

And yet, somewhere here lie a few questions that may deserve to be raised. As Foreign Secretary, for instance, was it right for Mr Miliband to place his private life ahead of his public role in such a high-profile visitation? Would he have delayed the transatlantic trip by just a couple of days had the guest been the head of a less translucently repugnant regime than Saudi Arabia’s? Was he, in other words, using Jacob’s arrival as an excuse to avoid greasing the wheels of arms trading of a kind he might once, in the mythic New Labour era of “ethical foreign policy”, have openly described as stomach-turningly hypocritical?

If so, Mr Miliband sets himself a challenging precedent. Every time one of the world’s unlovelier tyrants pops along, he will have to arrange another adoption. Admittedly this is easier in the US, where babies can be picked up by citizens almost as easily as an automatic rifle from WalMart. Even so, should Assad of Syria reprise his 2002 jaunt, Mr Miliband will need to return to the States to add Abraham (I just love his commitment to the tripartite Jewish patriarchy; those shared values with the Saudis yet again!) to Isaac and Jacob.

He’s “very flattered” to be a gay icon. His blog, mainly devoted to the glories of you guessed it, David Miliband, costs the taxpayers 40K a year. That’s about 50p per visitor. (For contrast this blog’s costs are pretty much nil.)

This is not a man with an overdeveloped sense of modesty. Miliband is New Labour made flesh – well-off, overentitled, underqualified, utterly blind to his own hypocrisy. He’s another who’s convinced himself that his personal ambition is actually zeal for the public good and not just a lust for power for it’s own sake.

But now this glorified work-experience boy, not content with having been promoted way, way above his level of competence, has got the gall to think he can walk into No.10 as PM, as if the imposition of the unelected and useless Gordon Brown wasn’t bad enough already.

The reading public’s uniformly derisive reaction to this notion can be seen in the comments to his flag-planting article in the Guardian this week; the nation, or at least the Guardian reading bits, are as one on Miliband. A representative sample:

alisdaircameron

Jul 29 08, 9:53pm

Davey-wavey, you’re wrong (again).

New Labour doesn’t need to make its case afresh, or present its policies in a new light, with new packaging and sales pitch.

The public actually know your case and your policies perfectly and only too well, and utterly dislike them and your whole apparatus and outlook which fatally combine arrogance, incompetence, authoritarianism and a failure to grasp what goes on in ordinary, real people’s lives.

We’ve listened to your case ad nauseam and understand it, better than you do, and can see it for the tommy-rot it is. Have you listened? No, and no number of rigged ‘consultations’ will change this, as you are all too convinced of your rightness to realise what a catastrophic course you have plotted.

None of your party apparatchiks have done real work, but simply continued your student politics into a career, inflicting your shallow glibs idea experiments on the populace to disastrous effect, and all you can say is 2We are right, the experiment will work this time. It must, because we’re so clver”.

I’m sorry, “the project” has failed, and as it’s run its course it destroyed a once-noble party and completely betrayed all the masses who wanted something other than rehashed Thatcherism. You’ve screwed centre and centre-left politics in the UK for decades.

Go NOW, and thank your lucky stars that there aren’t (yet) baying mobs to string you up from lamp posts.

Quite.

There’s only one thing the nation has to say to Miliband – DO NOT WANT.