I Has A Brainwave

Gordon Brown and his walking incompetence of a Home Secretary Jacqui Smith (I just bet she puts a little heart over the ‘i’) are desperate to roll out biometric ID (already proven insecure) in the teeth of all opposition.

But because of that opposition, they plan to do it by stealth, by imposing it on resident foreigners, airport workers (whatever happened to ‘no-one will lose their job through not having the card’?) and students, whilst all the while spinning this creeping compulsion as a series of pilot schemes.

The project will begin in November with compulsory ID cards for foreign nationals. Within three years all new foreign applicants arriving in the UK will have to have a card. British workers in sensitive jobs, such as airport staff, will have to enrol from 2009.

It’s not going to go well.

But I’ve had a brilliant idea: since New Labour think the whole ID card idea is so fine and dandy then why not – in the light of recent invasions of parliament by protestors – start by issuing cards to their parliamentary colleagues, lobby journalists, political apparatchiks and various spouses and assorted hangers-on and compelling them to be carry the card at all times when in Parliament? What better way to show their faith in ID cards?

I’m sure all these entirely trustworthy people will be perfectly happy and’ll have no problem with providing fingerprints, iris scans, DNA samples and all the other 50-odd separate bits of information required for the card while cheerily forking out the necessary hundred pounds for the privilege of doing so.

I’m sure they’ll be fully in support of the massive national database and petty bureaucracy that’ll be required to support the scheme too.

Won’t they?

Distestablishment – Now

These are not the droids you are looking for..

Good grief. I can’t beleve I’m actually sitting here listening to the Archbishop of Canterbury on the BBC, advocating the adoption of Sharia law into the British legal system.

Has he lost his tiny fucking mind?

Oh, hang on… He believes in a bearded sky-fairy who directs all of our lives on a whim. Stupid question.

But this fooil is the clerical head of the esatblished church and sits in the upper house of Parliament. Won’t someone rid of us this troublesome meddlesome priest?
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Mother of Three, Enemy Of The State

That’d make a great title for a tv drama, wouldn’t it? Unfortunately it’s not a story, it’s true.You’ll understand why I harki back to the tv drama of yesteryear when you read it.

Britons of a similar vintage to me will remember fondly the crop of tv conspiracy thrillers of the late seventies and eighties. when it was a given that the police and security services had their own hidden aganda.

Edge of Darkness is the classic example, but most dramas had common elements: bent coppers and/or corrupt government, an average joe or jane or journo caught up in bewildering events beyond their control (generally terroristic or nuclear but ocasionally environmental), a massive internal military-industrial conspiracy, a state within the state, is gradually exposed by the hero or heroine who then endis up dead, assassinated by the state within the state within the state.

This was before focus-group mandated happy endings, obviously.

The quality of British thriller series has much reduced since. Now they give us Paul Smith mannequins striding about the Heals catalogue in clever lighting, torturing each other for no apparent reason other than for the fun of it, or 70s retro shows which portray the time’s clothes and casual violence accurately but ignore the justified paranoia of the times. All Sweeney and no Smiley, a circus not The Circus.

Odd that. Paranoia about state shenanigans was as prevalent then as it is now.

When it’s a running joke on a mainstream comedy like The Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin that shady rightwing ex-army cabals plot cosily away in the shires (albeit with constant cockups on the catering front). then conspiracy and spying is an accepted part of life. Even such a weaselly milquetoast as Justice Minister Jack Straw was considered a subversive and spied on the ’70s. Spying on ‘subversives’ is all the rage again – but do we see it on tv?

Imagine what a screenplay the ThePress Gazette story.would make…

Milton Keynes Citizen journalist Sally Murrer today described the revelations about the bugging of MP Sadiq Khan as the missing piece in the jigsaw about her case.

Murrer has been at the centre of a huge police inquiry since May last year when she was accused of “aiding and abetting misconduct in a public office”. Her co-defendant – the policeman accused of illegally giving her stories – is Mark Kearney, the Thames Valley Police officer who this week revealed he had twice been ordered to bug the phone of MP Sadiq Khan in Woodhill Prison in 2005 and 2006.

Murrer, a part time journalist and mother of three, has herself been bugged and tracked by police and been locked up twice during questioning – once for 30 hours.

She now feels that fear on the part of the police that her friend Kearney was going to blow the whistle on the bugging of Khan may explain the huge investigation into them both under the “misconduct in a public office” charge.

She said today: “I think this is the missing part of the jigsaw that I’ve been searching for eight months now. During the whole investigation I have wondered what it is I was supposed to have done.”

Average Jane journo, check. Bewildering, unwarranted events, check…

The police allege that Kearney illegally gave Murrer details of various stories. She says the stories they have referred to have all involved relatively ordinary crimes, the details of which she says she knew about from other sources anyway.

Now she believes the current charges she faces – and for which she is due to stand trial next year – may stem from the revelations that Kearney was involved in the bugging of Khan.

She said: “I clearly remember him saying in May 2005 and June 2006 – ‘they’d made me do something illegal’ and I kept asking him what it was.

“He said it was something to do with the bugging of an MP. When it came up again he said he was losing sleep about this, and said something about the Wilson Law.

“He now says that towards the end of 2006 everything was getting too much and the one thing that was stressing him out was this.”

Bent coppers, check. Shady doings, check…

She believes that it would have been obvious to colleagues at Thames Valley Police that Kearney was becoming increasingly agitated about the bugging episode – and that there was a risk he would blow the whistle.

Murrer said it was around this time that the investigation into her and Kearney – code-named Operation Plaid – began.

She said: “It dawned on me yesterday that this may be the missing piece of the jigsaw. They tried to discredit the whistleblower and the journalist they thought he was going to blow the whistle to and destroy the story that way.

“It seems like a huge hammer to smash a very small nut and I think this could be one of the biggest cover-ups this country has ever seen. They were trying to ruin him, destroying me in the process.

“The way I was treated it felt like they wanted to crack me and stop me writing anything ever again – they nearly did, I was a gibbering wreck for a while.”

Murrer is due to appear at court again next week for a plea and directions hearing and believes her full trial may still be a year away.

More…

Diverting as it is to allow myself the conceit of lreading this story as though it were tv drama, these are real lives and real people.

Murrer’s life has been made hell. and she’s a relatively minor character in the overall conspiracy. The ful scale of routine spying, intimidation and harassment by the police and security services, is yet to be revealed. Are there other Murrers languishing in British jails or held under control orders? We just don’t know.

Mind you, in the seventies or eighties we may have never heard Murrer’s story at all, because those concerned would’ve met with an unfortunate accident before they could’ve typed out heir story and got it to a newspaper. Thank goodness for modern communications.

The internet notwithstanding, have we moved on from the seventies at all? Like then, the same fundamentals of liberty and governance are still at stake and the apparatus of state security runs rampant and unchecked. Unlike then, the shady doings of the deep state don’t get much serious coverage on TV, dramatic or otherwise. Technology is such that it is now virtually impossible to check rampant spying. and the laws so written that any attempt to do so is in itself an offence.

On the whole I’d say we trust government about as much now as we did thirty or so years ago.. The difference then is we thought we could do something about it. Now we know we can’t.

Nu Labour: Unemployed? Let’s make you homeless as well

Here’s the latest brainwave from the thickies that form Brown’s cabinet. If you’re unemployed, on the dole and living in a council house and want to keep it, you’d better find a job:

Up to a million people in social housing, including those on council estates, should be expected to actively seek work as a condition of their tenancy, the new housing minister, Caroline Flint, proposes today.

In her first interview since becoming housing minister, Flint told the Guardian that unemployed tenants should also undertake skills audits.

The pockets of joblessness that exist in council house areas would also be tackled by opening up more jobcentres, some run by the private sector, on the estates themselves.

In one telling paragraph, Flint revealed that “she was surprised by figures showing that more than half of those of working age living in social housing are without paid work – twice the national average”. Until then, she had always thought most unemployed people had second homes in Devon or Cornwall.

Which might explain why she thinks it’s a good idea to make the unemployed homeless as well, because obviously that dramatically enhances your chances on the job market. Employers trust you so much more if you put “no fixed abode” on your cover lettre. And your children will certainly benefit from all that fresh air!

But perhaps Flint can be forgiven for this idiocity; after all she’s the latest in a long line of Nu Labour career politicians and hence cannot be expected to know how the real world works.

UPDATE: what a surprise: Downing Street “distances itself” from Flint’s brainwave.