Good Moaning

Pissed off? Me? Why do you ask?

Bah. Bah, bah and thrice bah.

Got a spiffy new wireless keyboard and mouse and got rid of the old nasty sticky brick of a thing and all its attendant cordage, only for the new one to go tits-up a couple of days later leaving me functionally illiterate, blog-wise..

So now I have another new plugged-in jobby to get used to with my fingers feeling like sausages; I bought it just yesterday and already I’ve found the down, delete, insert and page down keys don’t work and I’m ready to throw the effing thing at the wall.

Unfortunately I have no other option but than to use it for the rest of the day, so expect more tpos.

I don’t what it is, but life always conspires to find me somehow offline whenever something really interesting happens, especially when it’s something I’ve been banging on about for years and actually know something about, like social security, tax and benefit systems and their IT and management shortcomings. (See Martin’s previous post and the front page of every major UK newspaper an media outlet)

Anyhow, now I am back online I shall spend the morning reading the public’s response on all the blogs and comment threads, but I suspect the overwhelming reaction’ll be similar to my own – Jesus wept, how much more incompetent can this bloody government be?

That’ll calm fears about the national database

Customs and excise loses 25 million records when two computer discs go missing in the post:

Alistair Darling has blamed mistakes by junior officials at HM Revenue and Customs after details of 25 million child benefit recipients were lost.

The Chancellor said information, including bank details of 7m families, had been sent on discs to the National Audit office by unrecorded delivery.

The discs had never arrived at their destination, Mr Darling told MPs.

He apologised for what he said was “an extremely serious failure” but insisted people were not at risk from ID fraud.

The records include parents’ and children’s names, addresses, dates of birth, child benefit and national insurance numbers and in some
cases, bank or building society details.

He said the missing data was not enough to access accounts on its own but anyone who thought they had been the victim of fraud would be
reimbursed by the banks.

It’s not just the fact that the discs were lost that’s so bad, but also that junior officials apparantly can hand out this information willy-nilly. The same sort of sloppiness will happen again if a national database is implemented as Labour wants to, but on a larger scale. I’ve worked on a few highly sensitive IT systems myself, but I’ve never ever encountered this sort of incompetence. You just don’t sent discs –“password protected” or not– out over the post when they contain this sort of data. That would’ve been a firing offence in any project I worked on even if it was just the data of one person, let alone a couple of millions.

This sort of fuckup is only possible because New Labour fundamentally just does not understand IT or what basic competence in these matters entails. Because this grasp is missing from the top down within government, junior officials were allowed to handle sensitive data in this way.

Can’t get no Respect

So this weekend saw the sorry spectacle of two separate Respect conferences, each proclaiming to be the One True Respect, one held by the SWP and allies, one by George Galloway and pals.

According to Lenny the SWP-led Respect conference was a great succes and went much better than that of the other bunch, who are splitters and nogoodniks anyway.

While according to Andy, the Galloway-led Respect conference was a great succes and went much better than that of the other bunch, who are splitters and nogoodniks anyway.

I exaggerate, but not much. As with any divorce, both parties have done their best to get their view of events accepted as the truth, though as with most divorces the blame can be parcelled out to both. If you want to examine the whole sordid backstory, peruse the archives at Lenin’s Tomb and Socialist Unity.

It doesn’t really matter who shoved who and who said what. The root cause of the split is simpler than that: a disagreement about the direction Respect should develop in. Should Respect remain a largely electorial coalition, or should it develop into a genuine party? It’s a symptom of the immaturity of the English socialist left that this question could not be answered without an acrinomious split.

After all, Tony Blair and Gordon Brown managed to work together for over a decade despite loathing each other, to the detriment of the country. So why can’t the left do the same to repair the damage? It’s probably too late to undo the split in Respect, but I hope the two succesor organisations will at least be able to work alongside each other.

Want to help get Ian Blair fired?

The Yorkshire Ranter has some ideas on how to achieve this:

The Metropolitan Police Authority meets on the 22nd November to discuss Sir Ian Blair’s case; they cannot be left uninformed.

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We need to get 2 more votes than t’othersiders out of this group. Hockney opposed the HSE prosecution, but is apparently against Blair staying in office. Assuming he votes with the Government, they have a 3 vote lead; we need to get 6 of the remaining indies on board to fire the fucker. I want a full-dress blogswarm on this; think of the Iraqi employees’ campaign and square it. In fact, think of Josh Marshall’s US social security drive.

Read the comments there for more details on how to reach the Metropolitian Policy Authroity members, then get into contact with them and set out your reasons for wanting to get rid of Blair politely.

All Hail to The Dutch Water Engineers

The Netherlands really dodged a bullet climatewise this past week. An unlucky confluence of tides, wind and low pressure was predicted to produce a storm surge comparable to the Great Storm of 1953. Luckily it wasn’t that bad and the defences held.

Although parts of East Anglia’s coast were inundated by the storm surge and wave of up to 20 ft high battered the Dutch sea defences, the worst didn’t happen. Phew. The surfers had a great time and none of Northern Europe’s major mercantile cities and ports were badly affected, though of course it did disrupt shipping and transport.

Beachuts at Southwold

The largest swells were in Felixstowe, Suffolk, where sea levels rose to 2.84m (9.3ft) above average, and Great Yarmouth at 2.8m (9.2ft).

The water levels in Felixstowe and Great Yarmouth were the highest since 1953 when 307 people died after high tides and a storm saw a tidal surge of 3.2m (10ft 6in).

Though I’m sure those shovelling crap out of their living rooms in Norfolk this weekend don’t feel very lucky, it could have been so much worse. That it wasn’t a rerun of 1953, when there was no warning and huindreds died, when whole villages disappeared and thousands were made homeless overnight, is largely down down to luck and chaos theory. If the pressure had gone up or down a millibar, or the wind speed slackened or eased at the just the right moment, we could’ve all been swimming in seawater (or worse) this morning – or at least London and lhuge swathes of southeest England would have been.

The Dutch, (whose entire government system is based on the common management of water and land) sensibly closed the sea defences at the first sign of trouble:

They well remember 1953 and the devastation caused. These are the areas that would have been flooded during the storm surge, if it had not been for Dutch sea defences:

‘Sea defences’ sems such an inadequate word for the immensie series of constructed barriers that run almost the whole length of the coast closing off the North Sea from the flatlands. The huge Oosterchelde surge barriers that protect the islands of Zeeland, in the watery estuarine south:

1 Top beam, under which water flows when gates are open
2 Steel gate is lowered when sea level reaches “danger” height
3 Sill beam at foot of giant piers is embedded in sill
4 Sill comprises 5m tonnes of 10,000kg stone blocks, for stability
5 Voids in pier bases filled with sand after positioning
6 Synthetic “mattress” filled with sand and gravel laid on top of compacted sand to strengthen sea bed

The Oosterscheldebarrier is the biggest barrier and the most difficult to build: a 9km (5.6-mile) hydraulic wall with sluice-gate doors that are normally left open to protect the area’s delicate tidal habitat.

Another wall, the. Consisting of two hollow doors the size of the Eiffel Tower, the Maeslantbarrier, protects Rotterdam, the Netherlands’ second city with a population roughly the same size as that of New Orleans Maeslantbarrier was the Delta Project’s final instalment.

When it was completed in 1997, the total cost of the project amounted to more than $5bn.

The Dutch know that climate change is likely to flood the country, but where else is there to go? It’s a tiny coluntry, but that would still mean the evacuation of millions to other parts olf Europe. Hence the necessity for using all possible human ingenuity to protect the populace and keep it where it is, whatever the cost.

Contrast Britain’s long term flood policy: the Brown government, like Blair’s administration before it, has decided absent of any democratic input to just write off huge swathes of low-lying land in the south-east and elsewhere.

They are planning for what they see as inevitable inundation, whilst simultaneously pushing the Thames Gateway housing and development project which will concrete over marshes and put an additional homes onto one of the country’s largest floodplains, with apapently little thought given to beefing up the infrastructure to cope, this to house the many thousands of Eastern EU workers attracted by the honeypot of London.

The development of the Gateway, stretching from Canary Wharf in east London to the mouth of the Thames Estuary in Essex, forms an important part of the government’s strategy to build more housing in the south east.

Ministers have set targets for 160,000 new homes to be built in the Gateway between 2001 and 2016. The number of homes delivered has risen from around 4,500 in 1995-96 to 6,000 in 2005-06. But the rate of increase is below that of the rest of the greater south east. The NAO says: “The build rate will need to double from now on if the target is to be met.”

It’s a potential environmental disaster in the making, despite the new and improved Thames Barrier that’s also planned. I remember when the existing barrier was predicted to potect the Thames Valley for centuries to come. and here we are already, needing a new one.

This is what Britain would look like should the sea level rise as predicted, but. the Department for the Environment, Food and Rural Affairs’ plan is not to maintain many sea defences on the grounds that they are ‘uneconomic’.

If the British government is going to keep adding more and more people to the population it has to consider channeling development elsewhere than to the southeast. Are they really plannoing to build all this, to concrete over a flood plain and fill it with people, only for it to be flooded? It seems so.

The insurers’ report, Making Communities Sustainable, said that as many as 108,000 proposed homes in Ashford, Milton Keynes, the M11 corridor and along the Thames Estuary were located on flood plains and 10,000 of them were at significant risk of flooding.

In three of the areas, with the exception of the Thames Gateway, all the houses could be located above the flood plain with careful planning, but not in the Thames Estuary, where most of the development land was on flood plains.

The report warns the Government that it has much to do to keep up the flood defences around London. It said that some five per cent of sea defences were in poor shape but a much larger proportion of river defences needed attention.

Without the proper planning measures being taken and the advice of the Environment Agency being acted upon, a substantial number of them would flood at a cost of an extra £55 million in the annual flood bill for insurers, said the report..

I can’t make my mind up whether such an apparent policy disconnect is deliberate – make as much money as you can out of the area before it’s too late and screw the consequences – or just horribly ignorant of science and common sense, a combination which has become a hallmark of this Labour regime. How can it continue to overdevelop the southeast, while at the same time planning long term to give the region (ironically for an area so water-poor) up to the sea? The insurers’ association says ‘the flood risks in the growth areas could be managed effectively.’ The question is, are they?

That remains to be seen.

Call me cynical but when so many people so close to government have so much, in terms of career and financial investment at stake in the Thames Gateway development they’re unlikely to let a little thing like a potential ecololgical disaster to get in the way.

The Dutch? Not so much. I know where I feel safer, despite being below sea level.