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Comment of The Day

At Digby’s, on racist presidential hopeful, resolute un-Jew, wannabe Confederate and California-born ersatz cowboy George ‘Spitter’ Allen’s henchgoons beating up a constituent, blogger Mike Stark, who was trying to ask a question of his elected representative.

Allens response? ‘Things like that happen…”. Jesus wept. So this made me laugh out loud.

Beware the Tontons Macaca!

Bill 10.31.06 – 8:51 pm #

Dunno who you are Bill, but that was inspired.

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Slebs On Toast

Today you’re getting a nice big compendium post of all the interesting bits and bobs I’ve come across on my occasional forays from my cough-wracked , phlegm-speckled fever bed. Best of all, because of the wonders of the internet tubes, you can read them without catching anything nasty from me other than a persistent earworm.

A top female politician ?n Holland wants Dutch prostitutes sent abroad with the troops to help them relax.

The idea has been backed by the Dutch sex workers union which said it thought the idea had some merit. But an unnamed military spokesman, quoted in the Volkskrant’ newspaper, expressed reservations. He said: “I don’t think my wife would like the idea very much.”

HA-ha – professional harpy and conservative columnist Ann Coulter has refused to cooperate in an investigation about whether she voted in the wrong precinct, so the case will likely be turned over to state prosecutors… I have only one suggestion for the investigators. They know what to do with an uncooperative witness. Waterboard! Waterboard! I give her 30 sections before she coughs. What? Coulter has a problem with that? It’s legal now, isn’t it?

More alleged terrorists freed due to lack of evidence:

Two brothers charged in connection with the alleged airliner bomb plot have walked free from court after a judge found there was “insufficient” evidence to put them on trial. Mehran Hussain, 24, and Umair Hussain, 25, both of Chingford, east London, were discharged by District Judge Quentin Purdy following a committal hearing at the City of Westminster Magistrates’ Court in central London. The brothers, who were arrested at their home on August 9, had been accused of failing to disclose information about their brother Nabeel, a suspect in the case. Addressing the men, District Judge Purdy said: “On the evidence before me there is insufficient material to put you on trial.”

A Florida burglar breaks into houses at night and licks womens’ toes.

A Lancashire community activist and her four daughters have been murdered. It’s not clear yet whether it was domestic or a potential racist arson attack.

Thursday sandwich blogging at Steve Gilliard and Majikthise: here’s my 10 12 :

  • Thin sliced cucumber, Hellmans’ mayo, lots of salt and pepper, on very thin white bread.
  • The one and only BLT. Simply gorgeous with the freshest best ingredients, but have I had some vile ones.
  • Plain boiled Wiltshire ham on home made bread with Devon butter.
  • Cream cheese, corned beef and sweet Vidalia onion with mayo and watermelon rind pickle.
  • Local strawberry jam on Cornish saffron cake. With clotted cream.
  • Black cherry jam on Fries suikerbrood or krentenbollen .
  • Coronation chicken salad, lettuce & cucumber on white bread with mango chutney
  • Baked ham. curls of parmesan & thinly sliced pear on a fresh baguette
  • ‘Thunder & lightning’: clotted cream and golden syrup on a Devon split. Drool.
  • ‘Nelson squares’: slices of bread pudding sandwiched with jam
  • Spamwich fritters

Oops, that’s 12 . I could go on and on. Spamwich fritters are a cholestorol disaster my Mum used to make us at Saturday lunchtime – spam sandwiches on white bread, cut into small squares, dipped in batter and fried. With ketchup. There was also a damson jam version when we were skint with no ketchup but dusted with icing sugar… hmmm, looking at that list suggests my poor Irish genes’re calling out for cheap, quick carbs .

Doubt is growing in the heartland:

“Nearly half of Americans are not sure God exists, according to a poll that also found divisions among the public on whether God is male or female or whether God has a human form and has control over events.”

Amen to that.

Romanian bone fossils suggest early neanderthal/human interbreeding.

An honour killing of a different sort:

American soldier refused to torture, committed suicide
An Army investigation has determined that Army Spc. Alyssa Peterson committed suicide after refusing to participate in torture:

According to the Army’s investigation into her death, obtained by a KNAU reporter through the Freedom of Information Act, Peterson objected to the interrogation techniques used on prisoners. She refused to participate after only two nights working in the unit known as the cage. Army spokespersons for her unit have refused to describe the interrogation techniques Alyssa objected to. They say all records of those techniques have now been destroyed.

Some good news for once – ‘Vermont poised to elect America’s first socialist senator

Aww:

Heifer has false leg

A cow has had a false leg fitted.

Theresa, a prize heifer, had to have the bottom part of one hind leg amputated after breaking it in a fall.

Rather than slaughter the Jersey cow, farmer Geoff Heazlewood from Tasmania had a prosthetic one made.

According to The Sun, he said: “She can get up herself from laying down, and moves around quite freely”

Not so cheerful: while today’s papers all wail of the police state and Big Brother watching us they’re neglecting to notice the Fearmeister General expanding his surveillance empire, hand-in-hand with the private sector. The government is selling us to the highest bidder, right down to our DNA.

Which reminds me, isn’t it Guy Fawkes day this weekend? Remember, remember the 5th of November…

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I was pretty disappointed in the Hallowe’en horror film haul last night given the number of channels we have on cable. Even old standbys MGM and Turner Classic Movies had bugger all, so we were forced to make do with Scary Movieon one of the commercial channels. Funny, but not quite what I’d had in mind.

So when Amanda posted this seasonal piece about horror movies I couldn’t resist commenting at some length and as my energy is strictly limited at the moment I’m crossposting it here.

She took as her exemplar Kubrick’s adaptation of The Shining:

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More than anything, though, I dislike having the story shoved into the narrow metaphor-for-alcoholism box because I think that undercuts what to me is the real source of the horror, which is the unquestioned authority that Jack has over his little family. If anything in the movie, the alcoholism functions as an excuse for Jack?s sadistic hold on power

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… the horror is always receding from view because the real question is what makes Jack sadistic, and how it?s related to whatever evil is lurking in the hotel. All attempts to name the horror fall flat, especially with all sorts of could-be red herrings floating around about debauched, party-like atmosphere that used to dominate the hotel. The best guess I can come up with is that evil is the result of power, and the debauchery is just the dressing, the playful atmosphere that gathers around unchecked sadism. And Jack, with no one around to check him, can torment his family without having booze as an excuse or stopping just at something like a broken arm. But that doesn?t answer the darkest question of all, which is why people get pleasure from the suffering of others.

So, Halloween night: What are some of your favorite horror movies and why?

The Shining– as so many of King’s books are – is indeed about the corrupting influence of patriarchal power and the seeking of it and long-term effects of it. A lot of King’s characters have familial, mostly spousal and/or fatherly, abuse somewhere in their background and their lifelong reactions to those experiences fuel the motors of any number of his plots.

Kubrick managed to strip the mammoth plot and massive backstory of this novel to their bare bones, revealing what’s truly horrific by merely sketching it out. The brooding tenseness, the walking on eggshells, the terrible isolation and the endless nerve-shredding dread, the sense of imminence, the unprovoked explosive violence barely held in check.

I don’t sense King’s approving of patriarchy at all, rather commenting on the damage it does. The primary women characters in his books may meet certain stereotypes in many ways, but they are at least survivors.

As to what my favourite horror films are, I can’t watch Nosferatu and be scared any more, not after the character was reinvented as a racing pundit on BBC comedy’s The Fast Show.

The Haunting is My favourite horror movie ever, bar none; a sixties movie that manages to pick up on the lesbian subtext of the relationship beteen the two main characters, albeit only by hints and allusion. Filmed in black and white, it has seriously scary nerve-twanging moments (to this day a bang on the door makes me my neck-hairs stand on end.). Not absolutely faithful to the book by Shirley Jackson, but still well done, though Rip Torn is horribly miscast..

I heartily recommend the book too, It” a of the also all Children of The Cornwas loosely based on it IIRC.

Speaking of gay-friendly horror movies, I just watched The Hunger again and wow what a stylish movie that is. Susan Sarandon is just utterly droolworthy and the clothes and art direction are stunning, just safely this side of cartoon Helmut Newton-ism. In light of current developments in horror movies, particularly vampire movies, it’s not overtly scary but it has an elegiac quality that’s very unsettling. The violence is comparatively low-key and intimate and thus the more shocking for it, and the famous Deneuve /Sarandon seduction scene very lipstick and glossy, but sufficiently believable nevertheless.

I’d second Don’t Look Now too, though I’d also say read the novel by Daphne Du Maurier as well. It doesn’t explain the film exactly but if you’ve read it it does gives the movie more texture and depth, especially about the emotional freight carried by Donald Sutherland and Julie Christie’s characters in their own notorious sex scene. (I’m sensing a trend here in my choices).

The photography of Venice, the use of light and shade and the art direction generally are gorgeous. Though I’m a bit fed up of the recent ironic hijacking, for all sorts of postmodern purposes, of the film’s ‘small girl in a red coat’ motif. Boring.

I loved the Alien movies but they’ve been done to death now. Those who liked them too might also like Pitch Black, which has everything a scary SF-ish movie needs- claustrophobia, endless alien night, plausible monsters and seat-jumping moments aplenty. For once wannabe-action-hero Vin Diesel isn’t miscast.

Also a couple of quick but very meritorious mentions for Dog Soldiers and 28 Days Later, both British movies and incredibly scary, and if you want a good laugh, try Sean of The Dead. Oh, yes, and Picnic At Hanging Rock. It doesn’t need to be all guts and gore to be terrifying.

Best scary TV series IMSHO has to be the late seventies’ BBC adaption of James’ The Turn of The Screw. Best scary novel to hide under a blanket on the sofa with, snuggling a a hot water bottle and nursing a cup of tea as the wind turns northeasterly and smells of snow – without a doubt, Ghost Story, by Peter Straub.

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The Planet’s Fucked, But We’re Allright, Jack

We all know now that the planet is on an inexorable slide to climate chaos, but some special people are planning on running away. The World Wildlife Fund , via the BBC:

The planet’s natural resources are being consumed faster than they can be replaced, according to the WWF. If current trends continue two planets would be needed by 2050 to meet humanity’s demands.

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Countries are shown in proportion to the amount of natural resources they consume.

Humanity’s demand for resources is now outstripping supply by about 25%, as the growth of our ecological footprint shows. Meanwhile the health of the planet’s ecosystems, measured by the living planet index, is falling, at “a rate unprecedented in human history,” according to the WWF.

No wonder the neocons, the Nietzschians, the Randians and the warhawks like Instapundit are so keen on the idea of transhumanism. In the transhumanist ideal the enhanced elect, the ubermenschen, will inherit the earth, and then when that’s bled dry, the other planets. That’s the general idea put in very simplistic terms; unfortunately the plans only seem to have room for Americans – the rest of us untermenschen can go hang, or rather drown or starve. I suppose someone has to be the Morlocks in this narrative and it’s us non-rich-white-males.

This all sounds rather bizarre but actual US government policy bears it out. The US is currently attempting to militarise all of near-earth space and to claim the other solar planets as their own, using their own warped version of ‘manifest destiny’ for justification. You can bet your ass the transhumanists’ll be on that like white on rice. Humanity ( but only of a certain type) uber alles and fuck the universe. They’re entitled.

US stakes claim on space

New policy just slightly territorial

By Lucy Sherriff Published Thursday 19th October 2006 13:06 GMT

The US has claimed “dibs” on the Universe with its new space policy. The document, signed by President Bush, was released on a Friday, just before a long weekend in the States. This, in itself has caused a bit of a stir, but not more so than the tone and content of the document.

In it, the US government allocates itself rights to access and use space without anyone else getting in its way. It also sets security at the heart of the space agenda, frequently citing its right to use space as part of its national defence.

Significantly, however, it does not commit to restrict, or even to join talks about restricting the development of space-based weapons. This is despite a UN vote last year in which 160 nations voted in favour of such talks.

The rapacious gluttons* have fucked over one ecological system irreparably, now it’s on to the next and screw the rest of us left to face the dangerous death throes of a dying planet. That’s why the Right don’t care what damage they do. They think they have an escape hatch when it all goes to shit.

* I”m one too. I live in Northern Europe, so I can hardly exempt myself from the description.

UPDATE: here’s something we can do at least. Make your own solar panel for less than 150 euro.

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Comment of The Day

From Lenin again, but it’s such a lovely put-down of a troll I have no apologies for featuring the same blogger twice in one day.

“Abraham” – fuck off, you vapid child. I am not interested in what seems simple to an ignorant crayon-botherer like you. I am not interested in making myself comprehensible or personable to you. In short, and in general, I wish you the worst of luck in life, and may your future prove as empty and depressing as that cavernous skull of yours.
lenin Homepage 25 Oct, 08:02 #

Heh, crayon-botherer. Nice. I’ll have to remember that one.

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