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Comment of The Day

Well, yesterday to be precise, but who’s counting? Besides, I deserved an afternoon off the existential hell that is blogging, and the Foley thing would make anyone feel grubby, so I thought I’d spend an afternoon soaking up the general ambience of Amsterdam coolth and looking at clothes.

What it actually turned into was a horrible slog. Walking home from the ferry with heavy bags through puddles in the pouring rain (with an upset stomach to boot)after a couple of hours being jostled and bumped around like a dodgem car by dairy-fed Dutch giants is not fun. Going into town, a direct distance across the river of about 2 km ( if that) now should you be unable to bike it, involves a bus and a ferry and a long walk across a main road and through the crowded building-site that is Centraal Station to a connecting tram because the much-admired-elsewhere transport authority, the GVB, has taken away the direct bus through the Ij-tunnel as there’ll be a metro link to replace it – in 2011. Sod you if you’re sick, disabled or have small children.

Oh yes, and did I say it was raining and people are rude here? Bah. So much for Amsterdam culture.

Anyway, back to the warm dry blogosphere and the comments. This one’s from Bruce at the News Blog, appended to a post about fundies worrying they’re losing their young ‘uns to Sodom:

The 4% number is a great tactic for two reasons. One, it adds meaning/elitism for those who stay, and two, it makes their crappy proselytizing methods appear great if they can get the numbers to, you know, 6%.

Perhaps this is my lapsed Catholic heritage but I have a hard time understanding how anyone can look at these ass-clowns – not conservative Christianity, these particular ass clowns – and not either bust out laughing of be revolted. Not so much from theology but from the sheer plaid-pants tacky bad taste, paper-thin self-righteous garbage.

I am not anti-religion nor “anti-Christian” but when I think of the real religious people I have known, Orthodox Jews, committed Catholics, Greek Orthodox 19 year-old girl who knew English, Greek and Old Slavonic, her dorm covered with icons. Buddhists who could expound on differences among Buddhist traditions. Then I think of these ignorant fools, these uneducated, untravelled (despite having the cash to travel) hairpieces. And I want to laugh.

To me, it’s like walking into a Sears, going into the bathroom fixtures aisle, and seeing a 40 year-old man seated on a porcelain toilet with his pants around his angle enjoying a bowel movement, then getting all excited at the hope that you might have one too, and despairing that you might not.
Bruce Homepage 10.06.06 – 1:45 am #

Quite. Thanks for that lasting mental image, Bruce.

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What They Really Mean

I’m indebted to Teresa Neilsen Hayden at Making Light for inventing a nifty new concept, The Invisible Subhead, which I shall be making full future use of:

Reading the news

Posted by Teresa at 05:08 PM * 46 comments

Bush: ?Democrats shouldn?t be trusted to run Congress.?

Invisible subhead: ?Because they?ll impeach my sorry ass.?

Lets take it for a test-drive and see if it works on some other headlines:

The Guardian Newsblog:’The Tories wonder what women want’

Invisible subhead: ‘… but whatever it is, they won’t get it’. ‘

AFP: ’17 US Troops Die In Iraq in 3 days’

Invisible subhead: ‘Who knew the ragheads could be so efficient?’

Washington Post: ‘When the House Could Clean Itself’

Invisible subhead: ‘..by licking it’s own arse.’

Why yes, it does work. Hours of fun for all the family. Thanks, Teresa.

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Constitution? We Don’ Need No Stinkin’ Constitution…

Corrente:

Man tells Cheney “I think your Iraq policies are reprehensible,” is handcuffed, jailed

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Rocky Mountain News: Attorney David Lane said that on June 16, Steve Howards was walking his 7-year-old son to a piano practice, when he saw [vice-Resident Dick ?Dick:] Cheney surrounded by a group of people in an outdoor mall area, shaking hands and posing for pictures with several people.

According to the lawsuit filed at U.S. District Court in Denver, Howards and his son walked to about two-to-three feet from where Cheney was standing, and said to the vice president, ?I think your policies in Iraq are reprehensible,? or words to that effect, then walked on.

Ten minutes later, according to Howards? lawsuit, he and his son were walking back through the same area, when they were approached by Secret Service agent Virgil D. ?Gus? Reichle Jr., who asked Howards if he had ?assaulted? the vice president. Howards denied doing so, but was nonetheless placed in handcuffs and taken to the Eagle County Jail.

Well, look, let?s be reasonable here, people.

It wasn?t as if Cheney had the guy declared an unlawful combatant, right?
And heck, he wasn?t even tortured!

So far.

NOTE [Obligatory ?Cheney didn?t shoot him in the face!? joke here.]

What the hell happend to the child? Was he arrested as well, or did they just leave him standing there while they dragged his father away? When did the US become 1970’s Argentina?

Read more: US Poliics, Free speech, First amendment, Police state, Creeping fascism, Censorship, Los Desaparicidos

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Netherlands Nature Notes

These are the birds on the Damson tree (I only found out it was one when the fruit started dropping) outside the window at the moment:


The Short-Toed Treecreeper


Female Chaffinch

Oh, and here comes the male coal-tit. We have both coal- and blue-tits, but they’re a bit pissed-off because the ball of fat and the peanuts have run out and the pet shop doesn’t have any more yet, and they’re having to make do with a honey and sunflower seed stick. Spoiled, that’s what they are.

The main problem in attracting birds to the garden is stopping them from becoming so tame that they’re prey for cats, ours and the many other neighborhood moggies. Luckily our three cats are belled, we’ve trimmed the lower branches of the tree and I can keep an eye out most of the time sitting here at the pc. The magpies have become so cheeky they come down and blatantly steal the cats’ food in the morning – they particularly like Felix chunks in jelly – but none of our cats have had the gumption to take one on as yet despite lots of threatening chatter from Sophie, the little female. She’ll get a nasty surprise if she does.

We also have several flocks of green parakeets in the neighborhood: they’ve become feral in Amsterdam and parts of the Randstad, having bred from excaped pets – I’ve seen them in the big tree down the block, but no luck as yet in enticing them into the garden. Any tips gratefully recieved.

If you’re interested in the domestic wildlife of the Netherlands, an excellent place to start is Hania and Hans Arentsen’s Garden Ssafari, also available in Dutch.

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