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Member of the Scottish Parliament Tommy Sheridan has won his libel case against the tabloid scandal sheet The News of The World, and has been awarded 200,000 pounds in damages by the court.

I must admit not have really been following the case closely, but what I did know was that there were ten witnesses Sheridan said were perjuring themselves, and that he’d fired his legal team halfway through, neither of which circumstance boded well for a victory, in my opinion.

Well, I was wrong.

The Glasgow MSP brought the civil action after the newspaper alleged he cheated on his wife, visited a swingers club and participated in orgies.

But after 23 days the jury of six men and five women took just two-and-a-half hours to deliver the verdict that has cleared the politician.

Mr Sheridan’s victory is another blow to the News of the World, whose investigative methods have come under close scrutiny after a jury recently cleared three men of plotting to buy radioactive material for a terrorist “dirty bomb”.

The so-called red mercury trial put the spotlight on the paper’s celebrated “fake sheikh” undercover reporter, Mazher Mahmood.

Mr Sheridan, who sacked his legal team on day nine of the case and conducted his own defence, denied the claims and said he was the victim of “the mother of all stitch-ups”

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Ooo-er, Missus

From the Grauniad’s Diary section:

We did say, did we not, that we would not be printing any more rude town names? So why keep sending them? It’s not as if we were about to tell the world about Intercourse (Pennsylvania), Gobblecock Hall (Suffolk), Pussy (France), Shitterton (Devon), Middelfart (Denmark), Wankheim (Baden-W?rttemberg), Awillykiss (Niger), Windpassing (Austria), Arsoli (Italy), Dildo (Newfoundland), Twatt (the Orkneys), Buggeru (Sardinia), Brasparts (Brittany), Wide Open Dykes (Cumbria), Mianus (Connecticut), Puke (Albania), Pratt’s Bottom (Kent), Big Bone or indeed Beaverlick (both Kentucky). Nor are we tempted to alert you, courtesy of reader Ian Simpson, to the existence of a road junction outside the village of Essendon in Hertfordshire where, it seems, Cucumber Lane meets Cum Cum Hill. And that, we’re afraid, is that.

Double Entendres Smut Place Names

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Oh Yes, I’ve Had That Feeling

Friday lifeform blogging: this is emphatically not a snake you want on your motherfucking plane…

I’ve got an issue as to if they’re making this poor anaconda throw up, which would’ve been horribly cruel, but I don’t know enough about snake physiology to know whether they did or not.

Whatever the case, this is quite awe-inspiringly gruesome to watch.

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Up Is Down, Black Is White, We Have Always Been At War With Eurasia…

More wingnut projection from the NRO:

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I want to congratulate the attorneys who work with me at Landmark Legal Foundation for tenaciously pursuing the untold story of the systematic abuse of American MPs by the al-Qaeda terrorists at Guantanamo Bay. It took us a full year to bring this stunning information to light, but the truth is now out. Thanks to Pete Hutchison, Mike O’Neill, Matt Forys, and Eric Christensen.

See here.

Damn those irritating detainees for fighting back! How dare they!

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Hmmm, Curious

Ken Mehlman, RNC Chair and confirmed heterosexual, does not look at all well. Here he is in March this year:

and again this month

I wonder what could have caused such a drastic change? I know maintaining a facade is highly stressful, but could it be something more organic?

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