Comment of The Weekend

Has to be the story about the assholery of John McCain by Mary-Kay Gamel that’s doing the internet rounds. [Though I don’t have to remind regular blog readers this, because it is doing the rounds, take it with a big pinch of salt.]:

On the question of McCain’s often abusive personality and inability to control either his sense of entitlement or his temper, a friend sent me the below-cited e-mail text from a professor in California. Unlike the anonymously sourced rubbish circulated by the Republicans to attack Obama, this eyewitness account of a vacation from hell with John McCain has the ring of credibility to it. Here it is.

MY HOLIDAY WITH JOHN McCAIN

It was just before John McCain’s last run at the presidential nomination in 2000 that my husband and I vacationed in Turtle Island in Fiji with John McCain, Cindy, and their children, including Bridget (their adopted Bangladeshi child).

It was not our intention, but it was our misfortune to be in close quarters with John McCain for almost a week, since Turtle Island has a small number of bungalows and their focus on communal meals force all vacationers who are there at the same time to get to know each other intimately.

McCain arrived at our first group meal and started reading quotes from a pile of William Faulkner boo ks with a forest of Post-Its sticking out of them. As an English Literature major myself, my first thought was “if he likes this so much, why hasn’t he memorized any of this yet?” I soon realized that McCain actually thought we had come on vacation to be a volunteer audience for his “readings” which then became a regular part of each meal. Out of politeness, none of the vacationers initially protested at this intrusion into their blissful holiday, but people’s buttons definitely got pushed as the readings continued day after day.

Unfortunately this was not his only contribution to our mealtime entertainment. He waxed on during one meal about how Indo-Chine women had the best figures and that our American corn-fed women just couldn’t meet up to this standard. He also made it a point that all of us should stop Cindy from having dessert as her weight was too high and made a few comments to Amy, the 25 year old wife of the honeymooning couple from Nebraska that she should eat less as she needed to lose weight.

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A Palpable Hit

Anyone watching the debate last night could see – even Bob Shrum of all people – that Obama is the next president. Judge for yourself:

To mix images and genres – and why the hell not, I can be just as deconstructuralist as any other poseur – it’s like Will Smith in Independence Day taking on the Simpsons’ crusty, raddled old Mr Burns (or that creepy old nonce with the zimmer frame on Family Guy…). It’s no contest.

There’s only one person on that screen that comes across as Presidential, and it sure isn’t old Get Off My Lawn, who can’t even bring himself to look the better man in the eye. And what’s with the continual blinking? “Mr McCain, it’s time for your tablets, dear, I SAID IT’S TIME FOR YOUR TABLETS!”

The networks, even CNN and Fox, nearly all called it for Obama; even their paid shills, sunk in cynicism and whorishness as they are, can see the utter disaster McCain/Palin would be.

I cannot wait for the Biden/Palin VP debate. If Moosealini comes off as small minded, airheaded and petulant as she did in her Katie Couric interview on CBS, it’ll be a complete trainwreck and great tv.

Ya betcha.

And The Moral Of The Story Is…

…don’t piss off talk show hosts; they are not subtle, but they’re very quick to anger.

Here David Letterman rips McCain a new one for cowardice after McCain suspends his campaign and blows off The Late Show, amid rumours of a stroke:

“This smells” says Letterman. That’s putting it mildly. It stinks.

UPDATE: OK I see now why they didn’t want Palin anywhere near Letterman. My god, she’s lamer than a wet-behind-the ears Lib Dem parish councillor.

What that 800 billion dollar plan boils down to…

Dear American:
I need to ask you to support an urgent secret business relationship with a transfer of funds of great magnitude.

I am Ministry of the Treasury of the Republic of America. My country has had crisis that has caused the need for large transfer of funds of 800 billion dollars US. If you would assist me in this transfer, it would be most profitable to you.

I am working with Mr. Phil Gram, lobbyist for UBS, who will be my replacement as Ministry of the Treasury in January. As a Senator, you may know him as the leader of the American banking deregulation movement in the 1990s. This transactin is 100% safe.

This is a matter of great urgency. We need a blank check. We need the funds as quickly as possible. We cannot directly transfer these funds in the names of our close friends because we are constantly under surveillance. My family lawyer advised me that I should look for a reliable and trustworthy person who will act as a next of kin so the funds can be transferred.

Please reply with all of your bank account, IRA and college fund account numbers and those of your children and grandchildren to wallstreetbailout@treasury.gov so that we may transfer your commission for this transaction. After I receive that information, I will respond with detailed information about safeguards that will be used to protect the funds.

Yours Faithfully Minister of Treasury Paulson

Word, Tommy-Jeff

Courtesy of a commenter at Digby’s comes this quote:

If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their currency, first by inflation, then by deflation, the banks and corporations that grow up around them will deprive the people of their property until their children will wake up homeless on the continent their fathers conquered.

–Thomas Jefferson

Quite.