The Politics Of Mixtapes

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In the midst of this morning’s wailing and gnashing of teeth over the Glasgow bye-election result the Observer gives us a little glimpse of the fundamental difference between Gordon Brown and David Cameron:

Yesterday Brown was trying to show it was business as usual, joining his family in Suffolk for his summer break and telling reporters: ‘I think everybody’s ready for a holiday.’ Hours before, he had hosted the US presidential candidate Barack Obama in Downing Street. Obama met Brown’s children and his brother-in-law during a relaxed visit, during which the Browns presented Obama with books on Churchill and silver photo frames for his daughters.

The Tories had their own meeting between Obama and David Cameron, at which the senator was overheard congratulating Cameron on ‘all your success’. The two spent 20 minutes chatting about juggling fatherhood and politics and discussing Afghanistan and the economy. Cameron gave him a box of CDs including albums by the Smiths, Radiohead and Lily Allen.

As if Obama has never read about Churchill. The first African-American president of the Harvard Law Review’s as well if not better educated than Brown himself. How condescending.

In any case Churchill died over 40 years ago; what possible new insights could yet another Churchill doorstop give Obama into the lives and aspirations of the British now? Dizzy Rascal says more about today’s Britain than any tired rehash of we shall fight them on the bloody beaches could – because what a prospective US president needs to know is what we are today, not what we were in 1945.

Cameron has been very shrewd in his gift. There’s nothing gives such illumination into the character of a nation than the music it produces. By contrast Brown’s gift of a history book looks leaden, clunky and old fashioned. Did anyone at No 10 stop to consider that someone campaigning as busily as Obama would never have the time to read books? On the other hand, we know he has an iPod.

But then there’s the other aspect of mixtapes – traditionally, they’re what you give someone you fancy or you want to impress. Those of us who were teenagers in the seventies will well remember the agonies of choice that went into making them. Too slushy? Too twee? Not obscure or cool enough? A bad segue or miscued track intro could ruin your lovelife for ever! The modern equivalent of a box of carefully chosen CDs is a gift that has resonance for Generation X and Cameron knows this.

He knows too that he must impress the potential US president if he wants some of that Obama stardust to rub off.

I expect he was impressed too – Cameron may be politically shallow but he’s a lot more tuned in to the zeitgeist than anyone New Labour or the Lib Dems can produce. Politically astute as well to give CDs rather than MP3’s, neatly avoiding any potential accusations of RIAA infringement by either party.

All of those CDs will have been chosen specifically to convey a message about Cameron, about the Tories and about the country. Like Obama, I grew up in the era of the mixtape, when choosing music to compile for someone was a minor exposure of the soul, unlike these days when people spew endless lists of their unedifying likes and dislikes all over the interwebs. By giving Obama music he likes Cameron is saying, here’s me, here’s us, this is what we British are about. I can relate to that and so I expect can Obama.

I’d really like to know the full list of albums in that box. There’s a meme to set running – which 10 albums would you give to Obama or McCain to express what they need to know about today’s Britain?

What a Weiner

Proof that it’s not just Republicans who can be major league assholes is Representative Anthony D. Weiner, as seen here:

WASHINGTON — It started as a routine conference call. But at some point during the call, Representative Anthony D. Weiner became furious, convinced that his scheduler had not given him a crucial piece of information.

His scheduler, John J. Graff, who was in the next room, suddenly heard the congressman yelling at him through the wall.

Then, Mr. Graff recalled, Mr. Weiner started pounding his fists on his desk, kicked a chair and unleashed a string of expletives.

[…]

Mr. Weiner, a technology fiend who requires little sleep and rarely takes a day off, routinely instant messages his employees on weekends, often just one-word missives: “Teeth” (as in, your answer reminds me of pulling teeth) or “weeds” (as in, you are too much in the weeds). Never shy about belting out R-rated language, he enjoys challenging staff members on issues, even at parties.

[…]

Staff members who go out of e-mail range for even a few hours sometimes risk rebuke. One described being unavailable once on a weekend afternoon and immediately calling the office after noticing a stream of increasingly exasperated e-mails among Mr. Weiner and his top lieutenants. A senior staff member curtly responded, “That’s why we have BlackBerrys.”

So this guy, who comes across as your typical asshole boss who thinks shouting makes for good management, has “no patience for bureaucracy” and expects you to be on call 24/7 whenever he gets a “brilliant” idea wants to become mayor of New York. It’ll be another Guliani style disaster.

Meanwhile, would it surprise you very much to learn that Weiner, according to Wikipedia, has been involved in some dodgy election fund raising, that he voted for the War on Iraq or that he tried to interfere with Columbia University about some of its staff’s opinions about Israel?

What are the odds? Robert Novak’s a hit and run driver

Is having asshole politics a guarantee for being an asshole in real life> Studies are so far inconclusive, but anecdotal evidence seems to suggest it is. Case in point Robert “Prince of Darkness” Novak, the political “reporter” who outed Valerie Plame and spent most his career sucking up to the worst Republican tendencies, was involved in a hit and run accident yesterday:

As he traveled east on K Street, crossing 18th, Bono said “a black Corvette convertible with top closed plows into the guy. The guy is sort of splayed into the windshield.”

Bono said that the pedestrian, who was crossing the street on a “Walk” signal and was in the crosswalk, rolled off the windshield and that Novak then made a right into the service lane of K Street. “This car is speeding away. What’s going through my mind is, you just can’t hit a pedestrian and drive away,” Bono said.

He said he chased Novak half a block down K Street, finally caught up with him and then put his bike in front of the car to block it and called 911. Traffic immediately backed up, horns blaring, until commuters behind Novak backed up so he could pull over.

Bono said that throughout, Novak “keeps trying to get away. He keeps trying to go.” He said he vaguely recognized the longtime political reporter and columnist as a news personality but could not precisely place him.

Finally, Bono said, Novak put his head out the window of his car and motioned him over. Bono said he told him that you can’t hit a pedestrian and just drive away. He quoted Novak as responding: “I didn’t see him there.”

Withdrawing from Iraq to fight in Afghanistan? Hell-no!

Obama says he wants to withdraw from Iraq by 2010 to concentrate on Afghanistan and send more troops there. Juan Cole comments on how awful this policy would be and where it comes from:

If the Afghanistan gambit is sincere, I don’t think it is good geostrategy. Afghanistan is far more unwinnable even than Iraq. If playing it up is politics, then it is dangerous politics. Presidents can become captive of their own record and end up having to commit to things because they made strong representations about them to the public.

I think Obama has a little bit of a tendency to try to fix his political problems by going overboard. Thus, he faces skepticism from Jewish American voters. So he made a Zionist speech in Boca. In the context of US politics, that is to be expected; he would not be any sort of politician, much less a phenomenon, if he did not try to reassure Jewish Americans about his commmitment to Israeli security, which is after all a worthy goal. But Obama went on to praise Zionist thinker Theodore Herzl, who started this nonsense about a people without a land for a land without a people. And then he gave away Jerusalem, undivided and permanently, to the Israelis in the middle of ongoing negotiations over its status between Israel and the Palestine Authority in the context of the Quartet, which the US government supports. Neither of those two things was necessary. It was overkill. And Obama now has some bridge building to do with the Arab and Muslim worlds if he becomes president, since Jerusalem is also dear to their hearts.

Search and destroy in Afghanistan is an even worse example of going overboard. My advice to his campaign team is to give more thought to how he can take a strong enough position on an issue to win on it, without giving away the whole store.

A good example of how much domestic concerns are driving US foreign policy, to a much greater extent than in other countries. Leftie bloggers have long noticed how much Democrats are “locked in” to supporting awful foreign policies out of fear for being seen as weak; this does seem to be another, particularly egrigious example of this tendency.

On the other hand, the War of Aghanistan has always been seen as a “good war” even by leftwing Americans and Obama isn’t the first Democratic heavyweight to criticise the War on Iraq because it’s a distraction from Aghanistan. I’m not sure Juan Cole is right in thinking Obama went overboard because he wanted to look more serious or tough, or whether Obama doesn’t genuinely believe in the fight against the Taliban. Neither position is likely to do much good of course.

The Measure of The Man

Having already abused his current wife in public (having handily divested himself of the previous Mrs. McCain to marry this one for her money) Republican candidate John McCain shows consistency in his attitude towards women:

The blog Rum, Romanism and Rebellion unearthed a 1986 newspaper article reporting an insensitive and sexist joke McCain was said to have made.

Did you hear the one about the woman who is attacked on the street by a gorilla, beaten senseless, raped repeatedly and left to die? When she finally regains consciousness and tries to speak, her doctor leans over to hear her sigh contently and to feebly ask, ‘Where is that marvelous ape?’

Women’s groups slammed McCain at the time for making the joke; it remains to be seen how much its reemergence will hurt the Republicans’ ongoing attempts to woo women voters.

When the article first appeared, McCain’s campaign denied he had made the joke, but the reporter who wrote the article stands by the story.

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Well. That’ll go down well with the voters.