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Pam at Pandagon is suggesting how maybe a Googlebomb of John McCain might be a good idea, in light of the fact that McCain is a lying sack of shit and right up that warmonger Bush’s arse, and not at all the principled maverick the media is positioning him as. (I paraphrase, obviously).

Heavens to Betsy, a Googlebomb? How very uncivil! We lefties are far too polite and principled to do such a thing, surely?

To forestall any winger accusations of vulgarity and to show just how well-bred and polite we on the left actually are, I’ve put my thoughts on Senator McCain into song, with more than a little assistance from a Mr.JJ Cale of Oklahoma:

If you want the Right out out you’ve got to knock him about; McCain
If you wanna him down, down on the ground; McCain
He just lies, He just lies, He just lies; McCain

Think he’s bad news? Get out your googlebomb shoes; McCain
When your day is done and you want some fun;McCain.
He just lies, He just lies, He just lies; McCain

When your democracy’s gone and you wanna MoveOn; McCain
Dont forget this fact, you can’t get it back;McCain
He just lies, He just lies, He just lies; McCain.

He just lies, He just lies, He just lies; McCain

Now, what could more civil and refined than that?

Read more: US Politics, 08 Presidential election, John MCain

Tory Boy, US Edition

Note to the Virgin Ben – oh, just go get laid already.

It doesn’t have to cost much, and no actual icky human contact need be involved if you do it right. Or just say hello to Mrs Palm and her five lovely daughters while looking at pictures of Lucianne Goldberg.

Or something.

Whatever, it’s clear that all that unexpressed sperm (or curdled pre-fetal-American soup, depending on how you look at it) is going straight to your brain.

Virgin Ben is Ben Shapiro the 20 year old Harvard law student and precocious wingnut author (which reminds me, wouldn’t the latter preclude the former? Dishonesty isn’t a quality one actually looks for in a lawyer, no matter how prevalent it might be in the profession), proving with very little effort required that years of home-schooling and enforced celibacy addle the brain.

Let’s face it, that theory is just about as valid as his. Shapiro says that Nancy Pelosi uses her womb for political advantage. How, exactly? Does she pop it out and wave it like flag when it’s time to vote? Does she sign motions in menstrual bood? What? Young Ben doesn’t seem able to say exactly.

Via Punkass marc:

It must be difficult to be a famous woman. If you don’t have children, you’re an old maid with shriveled ovaries who has forsaken your godly purpose. If you have children and don’t talk about them, you’re a cold parent who puts her career ahead of her offspring. If you’re like Nancy Pelosi, i.e. you have children and talk about them openly, you’re holding your previously occupied uterus above the heads of jealous menfolk as a sign of your superiority.

Yes, with the ascendance of Speaker Pelosi, uterine envy is at an all-time high. Take a recent editorial by Family Security Matters‘ Ben Shapiro, a Harvard Law School student who’s clearly worked overtime to overcome the many inherent disadvantages associated with having a dick.

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While we’ll soon see how his obsession with Nancy Pelosi’s body is concentrated primarily in the pelvis, Shapiro gives us a head’s up that he’s thinking an awful lot about her breasts, too:


Nancy Pelosi, however, could breastfeed on the speaker’s podium and receive the plaudits of the mainstream media.

Yikes. Either Shapiro’s repressed maternal fetish has him uttering the creepiest of creepy phrases in print, or he’s incapable of imagining a woman performing anything but childcare duties (and whatever he may or may not have observed in his forays into internet porn).

The creepiness continues:


No woman in the history of politics has used her womb like Nancy Pelosi.

Sadly, far too many men have used their jackassery like Ben Shapiro.

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To which I might add, no-one has used the genetic accident of having a penis to such pointless effect as Ben Shapiro.

Read more: US politics, Women, Feminism, Wingnuts, Shapiro, Pelosi

The Wheels Of Justice Grind Exceeding Slow, But Exceeding Fine

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Members of the CIA and Bush administration had better think twice about setting foot in Europe: EU warrants have been issued for CIA agents involved in renditions in Italy, according to Der Spiegel:

MILAN’S EXTRAORDINARY RENDITIONS CASE

The CIA in the Dock

By Georg Mascolo and Matthias Gebauer

A Milan prosecutor is making the CIA nervous. Despite the opposition of his own government he wants to indict 26 US agents and five Italian secret agents for the kidnapping of a terror suspect. Rome and Washington would prefer that the embarrassing trial would just go away.

The extraordinary renditions program is turning into an embarassment for the CIA

The proceedings in Milan’s historic Palace of Justice on Tuesday morning were kept under tight wraps. Judge Caterina Interlandi was holding court on the seventh floor, behind closed doors — and only lawyers directly involved with the case were allowed to enter. The governments in Rome and Washington would have preferred if the hearing had not taken place at all.

However they had not reckoned with Armando Spataro. Without the lively Milan prosecutor, who is balding and has a moustache, things would never have got quite so far.

The case being heard behind the court’s doors could turn out to be highly unpleasant for Washington and Rome. Judge Interlandi must determine whether 26 CIA agents and five Italian secret service agents are to be indicted for one of the boldest kidnappings of a terror suspect to happen yet. If the court takes the case, it would be the first time anyone has been tried in connection with the CIA’s controversial “extraordinary renditions” program. Under the secret renditions program, suspected terrorists were kidnapped and interrogated at secret “black” sites.

There was no immediate result after the hearing on Tuesday, except the announcement that the case was adjourned until the end of January.

The statements afterwards were nevertheless revealing. For example, Daria Pesce, the lawyer representing former Milan CIA bureau chief Robert Seldon Lady said she was withdrawing from the case. “Robert Seldon Lady said that a political and not legal solution should be found.” Her client, she said, would prefer “an agreement between Italy and the US” to a trial.

Pesce described her client as “disappointed” by the Italian officers because they revealed details of the operation they had sworn to keep secret. “He feels betrayed because he is still convinced he did the right thing for the US and all the other countries fighting international Islamism,” she said.

Lady’s position is understandable, because the case is an embarrassment. The fate of the Egyptian imam Osama Moustafa Hassan Nasr, better known as Abu Omar, is one of the best-documented cases of the controversial abductions by the US. In February 2003, a CIA team kidnapped the radical cleric in Milan as he was on his way to his mosque. From the point of view of the US investigators Abu Omar was a suspect who could have knowledge of the activities of jihadists in Europe — perhaps.

Osama Moustafa Hassan Nasr, also known as Abu Omar, who allegedly was kidnapped in Milan by the CIA.

In these kinds of situations, things are rarely done gently. Drugged and tied-up, Abu Omar was bundled into a white mini-van and taken to the US base at Aviano, and then by jet via the US airbase in Ramstein, Germany more or less directly to an Egyptian jail. During his weeks of interrogation there, Abu Omar claims to have been tortured by the local officials. In a letter that was smuggled out of the jail, he reports of electrical shocks and writes that his face has been disfigured by these methods. He is being held in a jail in Alexandria to this day.

It is now known that in the fight against international terror following the Sept. 11, 2001 attacks this was common CIA practice — something the US has indirectly admitted, without expressing any regret. Instead of waiting for the necessary due process, the agency preferred to kidnap those it had decided were suspects. Instead of placing them in US jails they were stuck in holes somewhere in countries that were known for torture and therefore speedy interrogation results. It is precisely these practices that are now the subject of several investigations in EU countries.

During their tough actions the bosses back home in the US probably never expected that they would ever have someone like prosecutor Spatoro spying on them in turn. He has impressive evidence in dozens of files. He knows the names of the CIA agents. He knows when and where they travelled to Italy, who they called and when, in order to kidnap Abu Omar. Even their fondness for luxury hotels is in the files — and that they collected valuable frequent flyer miles. There is no point talking about a secret operation any more.

No other case has caused so much internal disquiet in the CIA as the arrest warrants from Italy. Even if the White House has promised that there is no need to fear prosecution or extradition, there is concern in the agency about what will happen after President Bush leaves office. The Democrats now control Congress and hearings about the CIA program are looming. Legal insurance has been the hot topic among CIA agents for months. The agents are aware that the small fry are always the first to be sacrificed.

In the case of the kidnapping in Italy, this concern is well founded. After all it is the names of the CIA worker ants that appear in the indictments. Due to Spataro’s tireless efforts they will also be issued arrest warrants in the European Union. From now on the agents will have to worry about possible arrest during any future foreign visit — even if one of them just wants to visit Florence instead of Florida with his wife. However the Italian Foreign Ministry never sent the prosecutor’s extradition warrant — out of loyalty to its partner, the US.

The dark prediction of Cofer Black, the CIA’s former head of counter-terrorism, is being remembered in corridors of the agency these days: “One day we will all be in court for what we are doing now.” At the same time, the agents of what is supposedly the best secret service in the world didn’t act particularly clandestinely in Milan. Many now shake their head in disbelief that it only takes a few Google searches to find the first traces of the CIA’s aircraft. The term “secret flights” is long obsolete.

Even the agents were not much of a secret. Of the first 13 suspects public prosecutor Spataro was able to identify, 11 were easily traced back to the CIA. The insurance numbers and post office boxes they kept in Virginia revealed more than they hid.

And even though it is now clear that the CIA acted carelessly in Italy, the fact that high-level agents in Rome gave their nod of approval to the operation has only served to increase anger over their negligence. “It’s not only bad tradecraft, but it’s stupid,” commented Richard Stolz, a former CIA deputy director of operations.

Even for the renditions program, the action in Italy was highly unusual — and also particularly risky. In most operations, countries arrested suspected terrorists and then turned them over to the United States. But in Italy, the CIA chief in Rome was looking to achieve his own success, and insiders believe that goes a long way towards explaining why the CIA there played a direct role in the kidnapping. “If I had taken a plan to my bosses to kidnap someone in Europe, it better have been Osama himself, and I doubt I would have gotten permission even then,” said Michael Scheuer, former head of the CIA program.

There’s more to the Milan case than simply a suit against CIA agents (who wouldn’t even be present in the Milan Palace of Justice if it were to be heard). Instead, it is the Italian secret service and the former government of Silvio Berlusconi who will be placed in the political dock. Berlusconi routinely swears that Italy never would have permitted or provided help for any operation like this. But few believe him these days. In fact, it appears unlikely that the operation would even have been possible without logistical aid from the US’s close partner.

,P>The most extensive testimony could come from a former Italian agent who also now stands as a defendant. For months, former Italian top spy Nicolo Pollari refused to testify. Now he is threatening what could be an almost “spontaneous defense.” But his lawyer says he would only be willing to do so if Berlusconi and the current prime minister, Romano Prodi, also appeared in court. For the time being, the main issue is to lift the veil of secrecy that had initially been imposed on the Abu Omar case. Still, uncomfortable questions would likely be directed at the top politicians.

It’s still impossible to tell if the Milan trial will even open. Nevertheless, through sheer persistence, Prosecutor Spataro has already cut his way through considerable political resistance. At the end of the day, the decision will lie with the judge, who is under enormous pressure. So far, the judge has held up well under pressure — so much so that German Prosecutor Eberhard Bayer has described his colleague’s work as “excellent.” Bayer has often met with Spataro and spoken to him on the telephone because he is currently investigating CIA planes that landed in Germany and were involved in Abu Omar’s kidnapping.

However, it is unlikely that Bayer’s case will ever progress as far as the Milan investigation. “We’ve hit a dead end because the Americans aren’t providing us with any information,” Bayer said. But Bayer does know that Abu Omar was taken to Egypt on a flight that also landed at the US air base in Ramstein, Germany, which is also under his prosecutorial jurisdiction. Each time he contacts the base, authorities tell him politely but firmly that Washington has instructed them to provide no information whatsoever. “To be honest, we’re at our wits end,” Bayer said.

But prosecutors in Germany are following the progress in Milan with great interest. Privately, they hope the trial will open — almost more because of the hard work of their colleague than because of their hopes for a public tribunal against the CIA.

“Of course it’s true that we’re dealing with big political issues here,” says Bayer, deliberately speaking in abstract terms. “But even if a crime is a political one, it still remains a crime.”

We’ll get these bastards in the end, legally, and when we do they’ll sing like canaries about their bosses just to save their miserable slimy hides, no rendition or torture required.

Cartoon copyright Martin Rowson, The Guardian

Read more: War On Terror, US, Europe, Italy, CIA, Rendition, Kidnap, Prosecutions, Arrests

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It’s been pretty damned obvious from the moment she was appointed to the administration that Condi Rice is a political lightweight, for all her apparent academic accomplishments. Her continuance in office has been an unmitigated disaster for the international diplomacy and the rule of law.

Finally, a Democratic Congressman calls Condi Rice incompetent:

The gloves are off in the new Congress. Hawaii Democratic Congressman Neil Abercrombie, the outspoken new Chairman of the powerful House Air-Land Subcommittee, has gone on the record with a highly personal attack on Bush’s Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice.

Abercrombie referred to Rice as “the most overrated underperforming individual in executive authority that I have ever seen” in an interview published this week in the “Honolulu Star Bulletin.”

In response to a follow-up question by Star Bulletin columnist Richard Borreca whether race or gender had anything to do with it, Abercrombie continued, “She constantly gets a pass. Who knows if the whole question of race and gender come into it? But I can’t account for it except to say she isn’t up to the mark.”

Abercrombie’s spokesperson confirmed the quotes and told ABC News today the congressman does indeed have a highly critical view of Rice’s performance not only as the current Secretary of State but also in her previous role as Bush’s National Security Advisor.

As to the congressman’s comments on race and gender, the spokesman said Abercrombie was responding to a follow-up question. “It’s an old reporter’s trick to put words in a question to get the respondent to use them himself in the answer, but nonetheless the congressman was quoted accurately.”

And oops, there she goes again proving his point for him.

I doubt she’s planning on resigning anytime soon though – with Harriet Miers gone, there’s only the mysteriously invisible Karen Hughes between her and the prime office wife spot. I sometimes wonder if she’s the heroine in her own mental bloody Harlequin novel (one of these perhaps) .

For the life of me I can’t really see what else is driving her at this point.

Read more: Politics, Condoleeza Rice, Bush, Relationship

Hell Hath No Fury Like A Media Exposed

Digby is justifiably angry that the US news media has slipperily flipped the story of the Democrats’ victory into a narrative that paints the Republicans as poor put-upon victims being targeted by evil far-left partisans.

Again.

I understand the anger but I really don’t think that the media could have done anything else, given how much they have invested in Bush and the Republicans.

Unfortunately the reversal of power in Congress has not been replicated in the DC government and media infrastructure, which remains defiantly and unashamedly right wing. This is an arena where someone as patently batshit crazy as Pat Robertson can be described, straight-faced, as moderate.

It’s not only the media who are well-drilled inself-deluding GOP cant: the Republican-appointed and so far unremarked (other than for the disastrous effects of their undertrained and overpromoted incompetence: see Katrina, Iraq et al) flocks of obedient minor wingnut polibots and Patrick Henry grads still scurry along the corridors of power. Patronage still flourishes like the proverbial green bay tree.

The Republicans may no longer be officially in power in Congress, but sensibly and foresightedly, during their tenure as supreme rulers over all three branches of government they installed a whole machinery of loyal placemen and women to carry on the good work should they fall out of public political favour. The formerly Trotskyist neoconerati know all about entryism.

Margaret Thatcher also knew about this tactic: she used to ask meaningly of her aides about any new civil servant she encountered, “Is he one of us?”. Thus she ensured that a whole generation of government administrators would be an impediment to any government that came after.

The news industry has been deeply politicised in the same way. Media owners and ambitious industry media types alike saw in the nineties which way the political and financial wind was blowing , quickly realised that a mix of rightwing ranting, jingoism, god and advertising made the moneymen happy and set about hiring their staff from the Republican pod-farms thinktanks magazines and schools. or from the children of influential GOP figures.

These unapolagetically partisan pundits have edged out the Nixon/Ford/Carter/Reagan era reporters and news anchors and have acted as unquestioning cheerleaders for the Bush government, right across all major US news media platforms, promoting as holy writ the President’s cruel and stupid policies. You might almost think their jobs depended on parotting the party line.

Even with those journalists who started out at the beginning of Bush’s tenure trying to objective, well you know how it is with spin: one small lie goes unchallenged so as not to offend someone who can do you some good ( maybe get you invited to a WH dinner or help your child get into a good school) that lie begets another and another and another and before you know it you’re describing waterboarding as humane and the mother of a dead US soldier as a traitor.

So having constructed this floating world in which Bush is a hero, freedom reigns and the Democrats are meanies who want to spoil everyone’s fun and where they rather than the voters are the sole arbiters of anyone’s fitness to govern its understandable the punditocracy want to keep their cosy, privileged, well paid and influential positions and they’ll go to some lengths to do it.

A lot of people have a lot to lose if exposed as the incompetent political hacks they are.

It’s advantageous to multiple parties in the media and politics alike that all sorts of incompetence and corruption in government and collusion in the reporting of government activity conveniently never see the light of day. To allow the Democrats the room to expose this would be plain stupid.

The Right’s mode of attack is quite clever though : as Digby says, Ford’s death provided the perfect pretext for Republicans and their media enablers to make what appears to be a perfectly reasonable plea for moderation and civility. In reality it’s a demand that all their former trangressions be swept under the rug, with the implied threat that if the Democrats insist on doing what they were elected to do and uncovering misdeeds then the media, egged on by the even more rabid wingnutosphere, could get very uncivil indeed.

In short- don’t fuck with us or we’ll fuck you over first.

Back before the last Presidential election (though ‘election’ is hardly the right word) when it looked as though Kerry might just make it to the White House, there was much discussion on the blogs about the necessity for a purge in Washington. It didn’t happen then, for obvious reasons, but it needs to happen now, and soon.

George Bush and his strategists have threatened to fight the Democratic congress to the death if they issue investigative subpoenas: In fact, when it comes to deploying its Executive power, which is dear to Bush’s understanding of the presidency, the President’s team has been planning for what one strategist describes as “a cataclysmic fight to the death” over the balance between Congress and the White House if confronted with congressional subpoenas it deems inappropriate. The strategist says the Bush team is “going to assert that power, and they’re going to fight it all the way to the Supreme Court on every issue, every time, no compromise, no discussion, no negotiation.”

And all the loyal footsoldiers of the press corps, beltway and the lobby firms will be marching lockstep into battle with him, despite everything – because far too many of the rightwing establishment have too much invested in the precarious construction of outright lies, propaganda and half-truths of the past few years to even consider letting go of it. The cognitive dissonance alone would kill them, not to mention the well-deserved years in the slammer some are well overdue.

A cataclysmic fight to the death, Bush said: this is going to get a lot uglier yet before it gets better.

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