Political Video Roundup – First The Snitty, then The Nitty-Gritty

US humorist Lewis Black on being invited to host the annual White House Correspondent’s Dinner, via Avedon Carol

Then there’s CPAC: The Unauthorized Documentary, a tour of the US hairtrigger loony Right’s premier annual fundraising conference, from that very plucky and good-looking fella Max Blumenthal, of The Nation. Notable features are Michelle Malkin, unable to comprehend that if you have to issue an errata slip, it’s likely your work’s not exactly reliable, and David Horowitz, coming over in person as exactly as obnoxiously as one might expect.

All great fun, but it’s easy to forget when pointing and laughing at the ridiculousness of Washington and its voracious attendant suckerfish that the policies of the corporate right have real world consequences.

The last video is of Belgian firefighters in pitched street battles with the police last week: all over Europe, where the neoliberal economic policy of opening up public services to privatisation by multinational corporations like Group4, Wackenhut, Brown & Root, Serco…. the list goes on and on… is being vigorously resisted by normally peacable public servants. [Sorry about it being in German, it was the only embeddable clip I could find.]

If you’re a public servant and have ever wondered about the police’s loyalty to their fellow taxpayer-employed colleagues, wonder no longer. This is the purely market-driven world the US corporate right and their EU allies want for everyone and resistance will be met with force if necessary, as this video shows. Where public services like firefighting and justice are made subject to the rules of the free market the police will always act in their own interest and side with the highest bidder. Someone has to pay for all those nifty riot guns, paramilitary outfits, deadly anti-personnel toys and all that overtime.

Friday Comedy Double

Get yourself a coffee, settle down, and then place the coffee safely away from the kb…

Two clips from the London Comedy Store this morning, the first’s a very funny routine from British standup Ian Stone (who you may have caught on Mock The Week) proving that Zionism can be funny:

…the second’s from Indian comic Papa CJ, who’s new to me at least and although a bit blue – but then I’m a great-aunt now and must uphold great-auntian dignity, so I would say that – he’s still very funny, if a little raw and tentative in parts. (This clip is much less SFW than the first and is ten minutes long too, so you might want to save it for later.)

There’s No-One Quite Like Grandad

This salacious story from Ananova does dent Poland’s reputation as a nation of uber-Catholic prodnoses a bit.

Pensioner sues over sex marathon

A retired Polish teacher is suing the organisers of a world record sex session after they forgot to pixelate his face.

Leszek Szwerowski, 61, was spotted standing in line to take part in the contest organised as part of the World Sex Championships in 2003.

The contest involved three young women having sex with as many men as they could over the course of several hours.

But Szwerowski, from Warsaw, said the company behind the event, Pink-Press, reneged on promises to keep his identity secret and hide his face on film.

He said he was left embarrassed when his young nephew saw him on a later DVD of the event and told the rest of his family.

He said: “I was told that the faces of the participants would be blurred on the computer on which the film was saved. But this was not the case.”

Szwerowski is demanding £2,500 in damages.

But he’s not at all embarassed to be seen having sex in front of lots of other people or being filmed doing so? And he was a teacher?

Why was his young nephew watching a DVD of a public sex marathon anyway?

There are so many issues tucked away in this story it’s hard to know where to start.

Friday Comedy Double

I had to walk away from the computer and get out of the house yesterday because I was so incandescent with impotent rage after having listened to Tony Blair’s delusional interview with John Humphreys on Radio 4’s Today. It was go out or smash something, so sorry for the light posting. I’ll try and make up for it today, starting with a couple of comedy clips.

One of the British programmes that I miss most from Channel 4 is “Bremner Bird & Fortune”. Non-Ukians may know Bremner from his appearances on QI, and John Bird from his double act on Absolute Power with Stephen Fry, which may well be my favourite comedy of all time. There’s not a lot of clips available, but here’s one of the best, from just before Israel bombed Lebanon last year.

Bird and Fortune have been a driving force in British satire since the late fifties – that’s nearly fifty years. Sharper than ever with a phenomenally long memory for political absurdity they’re still going strong and they’re arguably even funnier now then they were then. Their speciality is the two-hander (see above) in which a government or corporate stooge is demolished with impeccably courteous yet deadly logic.

Sticking to the middle-eastern theme, today’s bonus clip is an hilarious set from British-Iranian standup comic Omad Djalili: if you’re wondering why he looks so familiar, that’ll be because he’s made a massive fortune playing the all-purpose generic middle-eastern baddie in more Hollywood movies than you’d care to count. So who had the last laugh there?

Enjoy. We need all the laughs we can get just now.