Coming To A Cinema Near You

Here’s the pitch – it’s BlackHawk Down, minus the helicopters – and the hero has a sexy French accent! Because there’s bound to be an eventual movie of this story:

French hostage escapes after killing captors

MOGADISHU – One of two French security advisers kidnapped by insurgents in Somalia last month escaped yesterday after killing three of his captors and fleeing to the presidential palace in Mogadishu, police said.

Muscles and an accent….I’m seeing Jean-Claude Van Damme or maybe Vin Diesel in the lead role, though both are knocking on a bit now. Unfortunately there isn’t a corset big enough to fit Gerard Depardieu. Suggestions?

CotD: The War of Terror as outdoor relief for the dodgy

Jamie says:

One thing that strikes me from time to time is how amazingly hollow the whole WoT was and is: hollow in that it seems to attract an incredible number of chancers, scam artists, blaggers, fantasts and plain, vanilla opportunists. America lost its senses on that fateful day and everybody piled in for fun and profit, from Bout to Chalabi, from Hirsat Ali to Galloway. The whole thing is an enormous system of outdoor relief for the dodgy.

Palau to shelter innocent victims of US

This blog’s favourite South Pacific country, Palau, has agreed to settle 17 Uighurs illegaly held captive in Guantanamo Bay for years:

The president of Palau, Johnson Toribiong, said his government had “agreed to accommodate the United States of America’s request” to “temporarily resettle” the detainees, members of the Uighur ethnic group, “subject to periodic review.” Palau, the president said, would be “honored and proud” to take them in a “humanitarian gesture.”

In this way the tiny country does what the supposedly most powerful country in the world is too chicken to do, give a home to those innocent victims of its own War on Terror who are unable or unwilling to return to their own country. The Uighurs are an ethnic Muslim group from China, repressed and persecuted there and the seventeen Guantanamo detainees would undoubtly be treated harshly had they been taken back to China. At the same time neither the Bush nor the Obama administration had been willing to grant them asylum in America itself, so they’ve been shopping around to find them a place elsewhere. Most countries have politely told the Americans to fuck off and to solve their own problems, but Palau has always been a loyal ally of the US — they don’t have any other choice. Expect some bribes development aid to flow Palau’s way soon…

A Need To Focus

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What was it Jacqui Smith said about ID cards recently?

“Like every other citizen, they [pilots] ask themselves what will happen to the data they are coerced into providing; whether it will it be safe, whose hands might it fall into, and what might they do with the data?”

Well,quite.

If you, like me, have been indulging in the bitter pleasure of having our belief that most elected politicians are deceitful, greedy, entitled egotists confirmed yet again, have you not idly wondered what fresh hells the government’s been quietly getting away with under cover of media furore? Me too.

MPs may be focused on covering up their corruption and incompetence, scrambling desperately to hold on to their lucrative seats, while bleating about data protection and invasion of privacy, but the implementation of the many repressive and unnecessary laws they’ve steamrollered through rolls inexorably on for the rest of the population.

First off, if you thought ID cards were a goner, think again. Spyblog reports that the planned advent of biometric ID cards is going ahead full steam . While we were boggling over 88p bathplugs, massage chairs and moatcleaning fees, four pieces of secondary legislation were laid before Parliament under the Identity Cards Act 2006:

They are The Identity Cards Act 2006 (Information and Code of Practice on Penalties) Order 2009, which allows government to require referees to vouch for your existence, and keep their details on the database too; and

The Identity Cards Act 2006 (Fees) Regulations 2009, which lays down a £30 charge just to apply for an ID card; and

The Identity Cards Act 2006 (Provision of Information without Consent) Regulations 2009 which allows for the sharing of your information by the government, without your consent, with the tax authorities and with credit reference agencies.
Secondly, Justice Secretary Jack Straw has told Parliament that although he’s backed down on trying to make inquests secret whenever it suited the government, he’s still going do it, but by using other legislation.

“Where it is not possible to proceed with an inquest under the current arrangements, the government will consider establishing an inquiry under the Inquiries Act 2005”.

And who’d decide it was not possible to proceed? Jack Straw. Of course.

In legal news, the Attorney General and the police are collaborating on new legislation that will give ‘law enforcement’ – now there’s a nicely nebulous name – power to, amongst other things, remotely scan your hard-drive.

Oh yes, and terrorism legislation was used to spy on eight people suspected of committing benefit fraud.

But most worrying for any British parent is the announcement that the illegal government database containing your child’ fingerprints and other physical and personal details is about to go live:

Frontline professionals will start using the controversial children’s database ContactPoint from next week, the government has announced. Up to 800 frontline practitioners, including social workers, health professionals and head teachers, in early adopter areas will be trained to use the £224m system from Monday 18 May.

New Labour may have set all this repressive legislation in motion, but now the machine of enforcement grinds on regardless of expenses scandals or public opinion. And like disgraced Labour MP Shahid Malik claims to have done, the government will enforce the rules, however unjust and or illegal they may be, “One million percent by the book”.

MPs may be corrupt, but then we knew that already. This receipts hoohah is mere confirmation. Parliaments may rise or fall, but Government goes on – and I’m more worried about what the State is actually doing right now, and how to oppose it effectively, than I am about the petty bourgeois aspirations of Labour members or the mole problems of Tory grandees.

Though I do wonder just how far that purple-jowled prick of a Speaker Michael Martin can inflate himself in pique before he has an apoplexy.