Tackiness is The Key

You’ll never lose your housekeys again, not with this monstrosity on the end of them.

Who the hell thought of it, and more to the point who’s buying it? Is it supposed to be some sort of portable cutesy ‘pro-life’ emblem, or is it an aide-memoire for pregnancy fetishists? Whatever it is it’s a bit sick.

The Bloody Foetus Keychain, yours for only ten dollars or fifteen bucks for two:

Be the only one on your block with this exciting keychain! The unborn fetus floats around inside of amniotic fluid, and you can shake Mom around and see all the fine details of baby. The fetus is pretty late-term, and you can see some nice details, including the umbilical cord!

Solid rubber and metal construction, so you don’t have to worry about her leaking into your pocket or your keys coming loose!

Oy.

The Difficulty of Finding An Untainted Candidate

Is it possible for the Democrats ever to put forward a presidential candidate who’s not in hock to Israel and who might actually show a little actual leadership?

Avedon Carol gives me even more reason to think that Hillary Clinton is definitely not that candidate:

Okay, here’s Hillary’s statement on Iran (and here’s where you can tell her how you feel about it). Hillary says, “No Military Action On Iran Without Congressional Authority.” Think about that. Don’t do anything completely insane without getting our permission, first. Now, I do think it’s important that the point be made – strongly – that Bush does not have the authority to use military force against Iran, no matter how he’d like to pretend that some previous legislation granted him that power. But that isn’t how it’s being phrased – they sound more like, “We might let you do something completely insane only if you get our permission first.” That’s not good enough, the emphasis is all wrong. And the reason Clinton is getting the emphasis wrong is that she’s trying to be really macho about Iran and doesn’t dare say that there are worse things than Iran getting nuclear power, and one of those things would be using military force against Iran. And she apparently does not understand that nothing makes Iran want nuclear power like the constant belligerence from the United States against Iran. So just shut up about Iran and tell Bush flat out that he can’t go there. Draw up the articles of impeachment right now and hold them up on television and swear to God that if there is the slightest inkling that Bush is moving against Iran, impeachment proceedings start in the morning.

But Hillary won’t do that. She’ll never do that. Political caution and triangulation is so ingrained in her she can longer operate in any other way. I’m sure she’s assiduous in ministering to her constituents in NY State and advancing its interests, but at national level, on her record she’s incapable of bold and decisive political action because she’s beholden to other interests.

Can anyone show me where she’s actually demonstrated real leadership against this warmongering administration at any point at all during the last 6 years? Has she rallied her fellow Democrats to act in concert against government wrongdoing, or has she just done what’s currently expedient to advance her career?

She’s actually in an advantageous position electorally at the moment, what with Edwards holed below the waterline already, Obama bang in the sights of the rightwing media race hate machine and somewhat hors de combat as a result. So is she taking advantage of the lull and out there making her case for the leadership of a nation that’s crying out for it?

Dream on.

No, she’s wittering on about giving Bush permission to go to war, as though it were still the nineties and he weren’t a dangerously unstable man who’s already devastated one country and who’ll take no notice whatsoever of what those hippies in Congress say, because he is beyond the law, and all his lawyers say so.

Why is she doing this? Hillary Clinton’s a bought and paid for creature of AIPAC and the Israel Lobby:

If neither strategic nor moral considerations can account for America’s support for Israel, Mearsheimer and Walt ask, what does? Their answer: the “unmatched power of the Israel Lobby.” At its core is the American Israel Public Affairs Committee (AIPAC), which is ranked second after the National Rifle Association (along with the AARP) in the National Journal’s 2005 listing of Washington’s most powerful lobbies. AIPAC, they write, serves as “a de facto agent for a foreign government.” The lobby, they say, is also associated with Christian evangelicals such as Tom DeLay, Jerry Falwell, and Pat Robertson; neoconservatives both Jewish (Paul Wolfowitz, Bernard Lewis, and William Kristol) and gentile (John Bolton, William Bennett, and George Will); think tanks (the Washington Institute for Near East Policy, the American Enterprise Institute, the Hudson Institute); and critics of the press such as the Committee for Accuracy in Middle East Reporting in America.

She should never be President because when it comes down to it she’ll puts the interests of another country above her own

Clinton’s close involvement with AIPAC and the Israel lobby makes any statement of hers at all viz Iran, Israel or the Middle East generally, suspect. She is answering to another constituency altogether and its not Democratic; it has much more money, much better connections and much more influence on her thinking than those boring nobody small voters ever could:

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Urgent: four women to be executed by Iraqi puppet regime

From Amnesty International via Ilya:

IRAQ Samar Sa’ad ‘Abdullah (f), aged about 25
Wassan Talib (f), aged 31
Zeynab Fadhil (f), aged 25
Liqa’ Qamar (f), aged 25

The four women named above have been sentenced to death, and at least one of them is in imminent danger of execution. The president has the power to pardon them, or commute their sentences.

Samar Sa’ad ‘Abdullah was sentenced to death by the Central Criminal Court of Iraq (CCCI) on 15 August 2005 for the murder of her uncle, his wife and three of their children in the al-Khudra’ district of Baghdad. She reportedly blamed the killings on her fiancé, who, she said, had carried them out in order to rob her uncle. Her fiancé was said to have been arrested, but Amnesty International does not know what charges, if any, have been brought against him. Samar Sa’ad ‘Abdullah’s death sentence was upheld on appeal, and she is facing imminent execution.

In a separate case, Wassan Talib and Zeynab Fadhil were sentenced to death by the CCCI on 31 August 2006 for the 2005 murder of several members of Iraqi security forces in the Baghdad district of Hay al-Furat. Both women denied they had been involved, and Zeynab Fadhil reportedly claimed that she was abroad at the time of the killings.

Liqa’ Qamar was sentenced to death on 6 February 2006 by the CCCI, for a kidnapping which reportedly took place in 2005. Her husband is said to have been detained and accused of the same crime. No further details are available.

All four women are held at Baghdad’s al-Kadhimiya Prison. Two have young children with them: Zeynab Fadhil her three-year-old daughter, Liqa’ Qamar her one-year-old daughter, who was born in prison.

Send your protest to Iraq’s Justice minister: Hashim al Shilbi:
head-minister@iraqi-justice.org
.

Want To Get Out of Iraq? Flash Your Tits.

Military cheesecake through the ages

Shorter US military: “Torture? Okeydokey! Tits? Not so much. Unless they’re fake, that is.”

Air Force strips Playboy poser of status

By ELIZABETH WHITE, Associated Press Writer
9 minutes ago

SAN ANTONIO – An Air Force drill sergeant who posed nude for Playboy magazine has been removed from active duty, she and the Air Force said Wednesday. Michelle Manhart, who appeared in a six-page spread in Playboy’s February issue, said she got word Friday that she was removed from “extended active duty” and was also told that she was demoted from staff sergeant to senior airman.

[…]

Manhart, a 30-year-old mother of two, said the military’s action against her hinged on the fact that she was pictured wearing her uniform.

She was photographed in uniform yelling and holding weapons under the headline “Tough Love.” The following pages showed her partially clothed wearing dog tags and fully nude. After the pictorial hit newsstands in January, Manhart was relieved of her duties pending an investigation.

Oh, right – so torture, rape and wanton destruction is OK, but tits aren’t.

But wait! Tits are fine with the military – they’ll even give you bigger tits if you join up.

According to the Army, between 2000 and 2003 its doctors performed four hundred and ninety-six breast enlargements and a thousand three hundred and sixty-one liposuction surgeries on soldiers and their dependents. In the first three months of 2004, it performed sixty breast enhancements and two hundred and thirty-one liposuctions.

Let me see if I have this straight. If you join the military they’ll make you like like a Playboy model for free*, but if you actually become a Playboy model, you’re a slut not fit for command.

But just think – the ‘Readers’ Wives’ people could actually stop the war in its tracks by publishing a Military Babes Special. The future of Iraq couild depend on pornography.

[* The surgery is free, you buy your own implants]

Euphemism If You Want To

Via BoingBoing and Ananova:

Hoohaa’ over Vagina Monologues

A charity production of The Vagina Monologues in Florida has changed its name after a woman complained it was offensive.

Atlantic Theatres in Atlantic Beach changed the title of the play to The Hoohaa Monologues, reports Metro.

It came after a complaint from a woman who had driven past the theatre with her niece who had asked her what a vagina was.

The theatre’s Bryce Pfanenstiel said: “I’m on the phone and asked “What did you tell her?” She’s like, “I’m offended I had to answer the question”.”

Some have welcomed the change to The Hoohaa Monologues, while others expressed confusion. “It sounds like a country band,” one passer by commented to local TV station WJXT.

The production is being staged by a group of law students, with all proceeds going to charity. The director has asked for the title to be changed back.

The “Hoohaa” Monologues.. Oh dear.

That woman’s almost as bad as my sister the hypocrite, who told her daughters to call their pudendae their ‘tuppences’, thus neatly amalgamating prudery with the notion of sex for sale. Way to screw up their values.

I have to agree that The Hoohaa Monologues is an excellent name for a country band, though.