{"id":1843,"date":"2006-11-14T15:08:00","date_gmt":"2006-11-14T19:08:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cloggie.org\/proggold\/2006\/11\/14\/116351423306075876\/"},"modified":"2006-11-14T15:08:00","modified_gmt":"2006-11-14T19:08:00","slug":"116351423306075876","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cloggie.org\/proggold\/2006\/11\/14\/116351423306075876\/","title":{"rendered":"116351423306075876"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3>Freedom, Democracy and <strike>A Pony<\/strike> Axe In The Head<\/h3>\n<p align=\"justify\">This is why the internet is the best invention ever. Via <a href=\"http:\/\/nielsenhayden.com\/makinglight\/archives\/008196.html#008196\">Teresa at Making Light<\/a> comes a whole site dedicated to world translations of the phrase <a href=\"http:\/\/www.yamara.com\/axe\/index.html\">&#8220;Oh my god, there&#8217;s an axe in my head&#8221;<\/a>, which, as the cognoscenti will tell you, is the most common phrase heard anywhere in the universe.\n<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Goa&#8217;uld: <em>Yo me Weiafei! Te monba im tap-ei<\/em>.<\/li>\n<li>Greek, Ancient: <em>O Thee! Echo ten labrida en te mou kephale<\/em>!<\/li>\n<li>Greek, Modern: <em>The&#8217;Mou! Eho ena tsekouri sto kefali mou! <\/em><\/li>\n<li>Gujarati: <em>Aare Bhaghwan! Mara matha ma ek kuladi chhe.<\/em> <\/li>\n<li>Gullah: <em>Me Gawd! Dey en&#8217; ax een me haid!<\/em>\n<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>Hausan: Kai! <em>Ina da bambaro ciken kaina!<\/em> <\/li>\n<li>Hebrew: Oh Ellohim! <em>Yesh li garzen ba-rosh. <\/em><\/li>\n<li>Hindi: Hay Bhagwaan! <em>Mere sar mein kulhaadi hain<\/em>. <\/li>\n<li>Hungarian: <em>Jaj Istenem, fejsze van a fejemben!<\/em> <\/li>\n<li>Huttese: <em>Tcheesa watichika bo! Ava pi killee krusp da ma green<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<blockquote><\/blockquote>\n<p>If only the Borden family had had access to the internets they might&#8217;ve been saved&#8230;<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p><strong>Read more<\/strong>: <a href=\"http:\/\/technorati.com\/tag\/internets\">Internets<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/technorati.com\/tag\/weird+stuff\">Weird stuff<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/technorati.com\/tag\/languages\">Languages<\/a><\/p>\n<h3><\/h3>\n<ul><\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Freedom, Democracy and A Pony Axe In The Head This is why the internet is the best invention ever. Via Teresa at Making Light comes a whole site dedicated to world translations of the phrase &#8220;Oh my god, there&#8217;s an axe in my head&#8221;, which, as the cognoscenti will tell you, is the most common [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1843","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cloggie.org\/proggold\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1843","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cloggie.org\/proggold\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cloggie.org\/proggold\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cloggie.org\/proggold\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cloggie.org\/proggold\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1843"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/cloggie.org\/proggold\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1843\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cloggie.org\/proggold\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1843"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cloggie.org\/proggold\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1843"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cloggie.org\/proggold\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1843"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}