{"id":2597,"date":"2007-08-01T05:46:40","date_gmt":"2007-08-01T09:46:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cloggie.org\/proggold\/2007\/08\/01\/oh-look-another-one\/"},"modified":"2007-08-01T05:46:40","modified_gmt":"2007-08-01T09:46:40","slug":"oh-look-another-one","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cloggie.org\/proggold\/2007\/08\/01\/oh-look-another-one\/","title":{"rendered":"Oh Look, Another One"},"content":{"rendered":"

How many is that now? I forget – the list of fundy sex offenders<\/a> is getting so long it’ll soon need its own dedicated server.<\/p>\n

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Bristol pastor, Christian radio station employee charged with indecent exposure<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

Published 07\/30\/2007 By Kacie Dingus Breeding<\/p>\n

A Christian radio station employee and Bristol pastor has been charged with indecent exposure as well as DUI and violation of the open container law. <\/p>\n

[…]<\/p>\n

According to the Johnson City Press article, Tester allegedly pulled up in a blue 2007 Toyota Camry and offered to give Johnson City police officers oral sex when they arrived at 308 S. Belmont Street to investigate a report of indecent exposure.<\/p>\n

Tester, allegedly wearing a skirt, then reportedly got out of his car at the Belmont Car Wash and urinated in a wash bay in public view with children present.<\/p>\n

A search of Tester\u2019s vehicle reportedly revealed a half-empty pint-sized bottle of vodka and an empty bottle of Oxycodone in the passenger floorboard. Morris said Tester had told him about the painkiller prescription, which he’d said was prescribed due to previous back surgeries.<\/p>\n

According to reports, Tester also allegedly admitted to police that he had been drinking and failed all field sobriety tests.<\/p>\n

More…<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

According to commenters at the paper, Tester’s parishioners and listeners are arguing that he was set up by police and that he is in fact so devout and modest that he “wouldn’t even go into a place where people wear shorts”.<\/p>\n

I’m no fan of the police but even I’m pushed to imagine why they’d bother to force-feed an obscure fundy Tennessee radio host oxycontin and booze, dress him in a skirt. and make him horny for sweaty, hot yet entirely heterosexual man-love<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Speaking of which, I was criticised on a sex discussion bulletin board recently (this happens when you tag posts ‘sexuality’) for making fun<\/a> of Vitter The Shitter<\/a>, which apparently means I’m a prude who’s down on those with alternative sexual preferences. <\/p>\n

I suspect the same people would say the same about my continued featuring of fundy sex offenders. For them I’ll say it slowly, calmly and clearly:<\/p>\n

IT’S THE HYPOCRISY, STUPID.<\/p>\n

[Hat tip goes to Hawthorne Wingnut<\/a>, which also makes it Comment of The Day.]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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