Any hedgehog can be buggered

The Rotterdams Philharmonisch Orkest doing Beethoven’s Ode to Joy while its members are stuck at home is lovely:

But thanks to a certain traumatic performance at a long ago Clarecraft Discworld Event I keep hearing this:

Any hedgehog can be buggered
It just takes a little will
Just locate the proper entrance
And apply a little skill.

Then shave off those blasted prickles…
They’re quite painful on your crotch.
Don’t do this in public places
If you don’t want crowds to watch!