The Pure Maid’s Killer Kiss

About halfway through Akiba Maid Sensou this song started and I started chuckling and by the end of it I was laughing so hard out of sheer disbelief the cat was bounced off my lap.

It’s a crowning moment of absurdity, the perfect climax to the episode and the moment I knew without any doubt that this series was made for me. A sickly cute twin tailed idol maid singing a sickly cute high energy idol song which talks about love in terms of murder by kissing, interspersed by scenes of maids actually being killed in a highly stylised manner, perfectly timed to the beat of the song. That’s the sign that Akiba Maid Sensou knows perfectly where it’s going with its mix of late 1990s vintage moe/maido culture and yakuza movie parody. Not too edgy, not too angsty, with all the violence and murder not to be taken all that seriously. A sign that it’s okay to enjoy the absurdity of an Akihabara maids gang war. Poor Nagomi though, the girl dragged around by the expressionless killer maid. She came to Akiba sincerily wanting to be a maid, all bright eyed and bushy tailed; no wonder she looks so depressed at the end of it.

Some tips on emergency bike repairs inspired by watching DIY episode one

About a third through the first episode of Do It Yourself, protagonist Yua Serufu spents a bit too long daydreaming while biking and hits a lamp post face on.

Slightly spacey Yua Serufu face plants right into a lamp post as her bike flies away after spending a bit too much time day dreaming.

I shouldn’t laugh, as I managed to do exactly the same thing while walking through Barcelona, reading a comic. Not the first time that had happened to me, nor was it the last, but it was one of the more embarassing ones as I was on a school trip at the time. There was also the time I hit a car door, but in my defence there I was cycling down hill and the fecker in the car opened it right in my face with no opportunity to avoid it. Riding a bike is full of little accidents and sometimes it leaves you with a no longer functioning bicycle like this.

A shot of a green bike with its handlebars out of position lying on the ground.

Now luckily both a derailed chain and a mis aligned handle bar can be fixed even if you don’t have a dependable senpai with her own tool kit showing up. If you don’t mind getting your fingers dirty, a simple chain can be put back on easily as long as you can put a little of slack in it. The bikes I used to ride as a child were even more simple than Serufu’s one, in that they were terugtrap (back kick or back pedal) bikes with no brakes or gears. To brake you instead just kick the paddle back which immediately locks the bike’s wheels, the pedals not being able to move backwards at all. If you’re not used to it (like the pack of American tourists I saw trying them out last week) it can be a little tricky and you need to be careful breaking at speed, but the simplicity of it means there’s little that can go wrong on it. Fixing the chain when it went off is just a question of wiggling it back in place and the hardest part was usually taking off the mud guard first.

A passing senpai wrenches the handlebars into place

Fixing the handlebars is even easier. You put the bike upright, keep the front wheel locked tightly between your knees and just wrench it back into place. Doing that usually got me home safely. If you were smart and you had your biking kit with you, you could use an allan key to then properly lock it back, as we see Rei doing a little bit later in the episode. Problem was that if you kept these kits on your bike, you had a high chance of it getting nicked… So we mostly ended up just doing it with brute force and hoped the lock keeping the pole in place hadn’t wriggled loose too much. If it had, you could find yourself with the handlebars a lot closer to the wheel then comfortable the moment you some force on them. Of course, there were also a couple of times when it turned out the front wheel hadn’t been fixed tightly enough to the actual forks and you ended up with it going its merry way while you went ass over kettle over the now stationary bike frame, so it could always be worse…

The Dullest Sage — Shikkaku Mon no Saikyou Kenja — anime 2022 #21

Mathias, the world’s most powerful magician has achieved everything he can in life within the limits of the weak magical crest he was born with. Still unsatisfied and wanting to learn more and more powerful magic, he decides to reincarnate himself to get the optimal crest to achieve his ambitions. When he does reincarnated, a thousand years or more into his future he’s happy to see that he has got it, but surprised to discover it is now considered the weakest crest. Something has gone wrong with the world’s common sense and only one thing can be responsible: demons!

Lurie, Matthias and Alma

Shikkaku Mon no Saikyou Kenja (The Strongest Sage with the Weakest Crest) looks like an isekai wishfulfillment fantasy, just lacking the protagonist being from Earth rather than their own world’s past. The world is the same sort of medievaloid Dragon Quest derived fantasy world, complete with demons, magical schools and adventurer guilds. Mathias himself is standard isekai protagonist B, overpowered but dismissed because his powers don’t fit preconcieved notions of how to use magic. This turns out to be the result of centuries of behind the scenes manipulation of magical knowledge to weaken the world for a demonic invasion, as Mathias discovers when he goes to magical school in the first episode. There he meets Lurie and Alma, a swords woman and an archer, with which he forms a part. Lurie and Mathias immediately form a crush on each other, which Alma likes to tease her childhood friend with. Together they go through various magical school adventures before the series turns into the war against the demons, with them in the frontline as they travel the kingdom uncovering their plots.

Iris

To be honest, this wasn’t a very good series. Plot and setting were cliched from the start while the execution was pedestrian at best. There was little tension throughout as Mathias was so clever overpowered most of the time none of his opponents were a great challenge until the final couple of episodes. Neither the animation nor the character design was up to making any of it interesting either. The only reason I stuck it out was Iris, the dragon Mathias had once defeated in his previous life. In the manga version she was an Id driven gremlin only interested in eating and fighting, doing her stuff in the background while the plot happened in front of her. But she too was neutered in this adaptation. Had Winter 2022 been a better season I wouldn’t have started this, let alone have finished it.

Duelists? Brides? This sound familiar

A new girl enters a prestige school and is forced into a duel over a girl she just met against the most elite duelist in the school. Revolutionary Girl Utena? No, it’s the new gundam series: Gundam – The Witch from Mercury but as this video shows it certainly has taken a long, good look at Utena

There are worse series to be influenced by to be honest and the first new Gundam television series in almost a decade deserves to be special. It’s not enough to just have the first female protagonist in a Gundam series, but making her get a fiancee by stumbling into a duel? Chef’s kiss.

She caught herself a sister — Slow Loop — anime 2022 #20

One day Hiyori is fly fishing at the shore line when she runs into a strange girl who thinks it’s appropriate to try and swim in the ocean in March. Desperate to stop her, Hiyori casts her fishing line at her to reel her back in and that how she meets her new step sister, Koharu.

Koharu in school swimsuit, blonde, lies on her back looking up at the black haired Hiyori dressed in her fishing outfit

It’s a time honoured setup, having your protagonist’s parent remarry to get a new sibling they already have feelings about. “Oh no, the girl I have a crush on turns out to be my new stepsister“! It’s almost a romcom subgenre at this point, a way to get a little bit of that delicious incest in your anime without having to deal with the messiness and taboo of actual incest, cf. Summer 2022’s My Stepmom’s Daughter Is My Ex. Here, it’s used much more innocently, with Hiyori and Koharu learning to live together as sisters, a purely platonic love. What I always wonder with this setup is how realistic it is. Do people in Japan really remarry without involving their children until then? Call me naive, but I’d expect that if you got into any serious relationship as a parent, you’d want your children to be involved long before you ever thought of marriage. Especially in a situation like that of Hiyori and Koharu, both of whom lost a parent. Is this something that happens in real life Japan as well or is this just an anime convenience?

Hiyori: This is the only way to fish that my father taught me

Realistic or not, this is Slow Loop‘s premisse: Hiyori lost her father through illness, Koharu lost her mother and younger brother in an accident, their parents met and decided to remarry and now they learn to live together as sisters, mostly through the power of fly fishing. Hiyori learned it from her late father and has kept it up ever since, partially as a way of remembering him. Koharu, coming from an inland part of Japan has never fished at all but is immediately captured by it. Much of the series therefore is like your typical hobby anime, with the girls learning different ways of fly fishing, with plenty of exposition on the technical aspects of it along the way. As such it’s not dissimilar to e.g Houkago Teibou Nisshi, another cute girls go fishing show, but for that underlying current of grief and remembrance that pops up occassionally.

Koi on a rant about how her father only cares for fishing

For the most part however this is a show about fly fishing, with Hiyori teaching Koharu how to fish while she in turn turns out to be quite good at cooking the fish. They’re joined in this by Hiyori’s childhood friend Koi, who’s slightly jealous of Koharu. Koi’s dad was friends with Hiyori’s and an even greater fishing fanatic than him, to the point of not being present at the birth of his daughter, to the latters great annoyance. Nevertheless, she’s just as interested in the sport, not just working in her parents fishing shop, but also going fishing with Hiyori and Koharu. She’s usually the person explaining the technical details of fly fishing to them as well. She’s a great character, somewhat protective of Hiyori but also sharp enough to notice it when Hiyori is fussing too much over Koharu.

Ichiga and Futuba introducing themselves to Hiyori and Koharu

Rounding off the main cast of fishing loving girls are the sisters Ichika and Futaba, the former being a college aged (semi) professional fisher with her own boat and the later being in elementary school. Ichika is the cool, tanned outdoorsy type with a bit of a lecherous side to her and an equally cool hunting (girl)friend. Futaba meanwhile is worried that fishing isn’t girl like and that her best friend would hate her if she knew she liked fishing. In all the cast is diverse enough that the various fishing adventures they go on are never boring even if you like me lack much interest in it. What also should be mentioned is the presence of Hiyori, Koharu and Koi’s parents and their relationships with them, which does play a much more important part in the series than usual. A hobby anime like this usually doesn’t feature parents at all, but the evolving relationship between the main three and their respective parents is a large part of what makes this show stand out.

A photo of Hiyori fishing with Koharu clinging to her and Koi looking on

In all this was a mellow little slice of moe anime, something to watch to unwind after work. The animation was decent, fluid where it needed to be. As befitting a series with large parts set in the more rural parts of Japan, the background were gorgeous. I did have to get used to the character styling at first, somewhat different from your usual cute girls anime, but it works. Recommended if you like easy going series with not too much plot but which focus on characters by way of their hobbies.