A gift, a surprise, but no chocolate — Wonder Egg Priority

Usually you know roughly what to expect of a new anime series, but not this time. No synopsis, trailers that looked great but didn’t reveal anything, nothing to say what the series was going to be like. Just look at this one minute sequence that opens episode one Wonder Egg Priority though. That miniature fake shot of the neighbourhood that’s the first thing you see in the entire anime. The girl in the yellow hoodie, standing guard over a dying cicada late at night, burying it in a local park, when it pops up again, calling her name. That was all it took to hook on this series. It’s been a long time since I’ve been able to watch something this good without having been spoiled on it going in. If you haven’t seen it yet and you like what you see below? Just go and watch it.

Honestly, the last time I was this fascinated with an anime was when four teenage girls decided to go to Antarctica. As I write this, four episodes have been released and I think I need to write about all of them. So let’s talk about structure in this first post then, before we dive deeper into the individual episodes. Because what this is, is a mahou shoujo, a magical girl show. These first four episodes are familiar to everybody who has ever watched Precure, as each member of the magical girl squad gets introduced in a spotlight episode. The girl in the yellow hoodie, Ohto Ai, would be the pink Cure in this context. The heart of the team, warm, kind and welcoming. Her sunflower hoodie fits her well, as acknowledged in episode four, the sunflower being a symbol of warmth. (Flower language is everywhere in Wonder Egg Priority). The other girls can be mapped to their various Precure archetypes in the same way. So far, each episode’s build up has felt very Precure too, with a monster of the week to be defeated in each episode’s climax.

Wonder Egg Priority: Ohto Ai leaning into a statue of her best friend

Storywise Wonder Egg Priority is more in the line of Flip Flappers, Madoka Magica or Revolutionary Girl Utena than Precure. In Precure, the evil to be defeated is largely impersonal, threatening the whole world and the girls become magical out of a sense of responsibility. The reason why Ohto Ai and the other girls fight here are much more personal, rooted in their own past. Less fighting to save the world, more to try and undo their own fuck-ups. There are reasons why Ai is wondering the streets late at night and they’re not nice ones. It’s hard to imagine that anybody not as damaged as Ai would actually follow a talking cicada down the rabbit hole to fight off monsters for a chance at redemption. In Precure‘s world at least you can trust the mascots that give you your power; here…?

Wonder Egg Priority: Ohto Ai clutching her multi-coloured pen, with goofy grin, givs v for victory signs

Throughout this episode and in every episode so far: Ohto Ai, if not happy, if struggling, still cheerful. She is the “pink Precure” for a reason. Warm, sweet, utterly adorable in her yellow hoodie, she is why I got hooked in the first place. With a series like this there’s always the worry in the back of your mind. Will the story grind her down or worse, will it become meaningless misery porn? Is she being set up for a fall, or will she be allowed to win? So far, Wonder Egg Priority has been dark without being edgy, has kept a sense of optimism even when its characters struggled. It’s this what has kept me hooked, when your typical edgy dark Mahou Shoujo series just bores me.

Sometimes the cringe is necessary — Jaku Chara Tomozaki-kun

RebelPanda is not wrong in calling this the cringiest two minutes of the season:

I do wonder whether they and especially the commenters on that tweet realise that the cringiness is deliberate? You don’t honestly think you can be this embarassing with this much “sir this is a Wendy” energy by accident, do you? At least RebelPanda recognises the hard work the voice actor put into this. But it’s more than just the voice actor doing his work properly. This much cringe has to be planned out.

Tomozaki-kun complains that he is not a top tier character

Some context. The clip is from episode four of Jaku Chara Tomozaki-kun. Tomozaki-kun is your stereotypical anime loser, only good at playing a thinly disguised Super Smash Brothers, to the point that he’s Japan’s number one player. When he meets up in real life with Japan’s second best player, he’s surprised to discover she’s Hinami Aoi, the most popular girl in his class, while she’s disgusted that he’s such a loser. He starts whining that real life is just a shitty game, but she shuts him down quickly. She points out that like any other game, real life takes effort to master too and that blaming it on your character status is lazy. More, she offers to mentor him in doing so.

So far this all sounds like your average otaku bait series where some misanthropic, pessimistic geek boy gets a hot girl to recognise his hidden talents, but there are two things it does that make it stand out. First, Tomozaki-kun has to work and work hard to level himself up. The show makes it clear that the onus is on him to improve, that he won’t get a girl friend just through his Smash Bros skills. Second, I can’t help but wonder whether Tomazaki isn’t on the spectrum somehow. He comes over as not quite neurotypical? Somebody who not only has never been taught how to interact with other people, but maybe never had the ability to grasp what he was being taught? That only now that Hinami has put it all in video game terms his brain is capable of grasping it?

In this context, the cringe makes sense. This isn’t some light novel author trying to do an earnest defence of being an otaku loser for an audience of, well, otaku losers. This is how somebody like Tomozaki would react if somebody dissed both his favourite game and especially the effort you need to put into it to master it. It’s awkward and cringy because that’s what he is. This isn’t a fuck yeah moment, this is embarassing for everybody, including the guy he’s defending. Just look at the atmosphere in the scene after the rant ends. On some level this is character development for Tomozaki, speaking up for himself and the game he loved, but the way he goes about it… Storywise I can’t help but admire this scene. But I still had to pause and walk off the secondhand embarassment halfway through though.

The sheer joy of animation: Mirai Shounen Conan

I’m not the only one who fell in love with Eizouken ni wa Te wo Dasu na! when this scene came up in the first episode, right?

There have been several series, most noticeably Shirobako, showing what working on anime is like and plenty more series that just celebrate otakus and fandom, but I can’t recall any other series being this explicitly about the joy of animation. It came at just the right time for me, the enthusiasm and genuine love Eizouken ni wa Te wo Dasu na! has for animation rekindling my own flagging interest in it. And it was this scene in particular which triggered that. It’s that experience of settling down to watch something just to be entertained for a little while and then getting hooked, of discovering a world you did not know existed. The anime Midori watches is a thinly disguised version of Mirai Shounen Conan, a 1978 anime series directed by Miyazaki Hayao. Thanks to his involvement it’s fairly well known, but it’s still a somewhat obscure choice to make as Midori’s gateway anime, a fortytwo year old series. Especially when, as far as I know, this isn’t available for streaming outside of Japan nor is currently in print as a DVD or Bluray.

Midori herself explains why this series in particular made her realise anime is something that people actually make, rather than something that just exists. She and her friend are visiting her new high school’s freshmen’s festival and they go to the anime club’s screening of an episode of “Conan of the Lost Island“. Her friend asks her why this is entertaining to her and she responds with the sort of exhaustive detail you should expect from an unfiltered anime nerd. In particular, she explains how an unexplained nonsense idea like an antigravity device powered flying car is made real by how the characters interact with it. How the extraordinary is made plausible by how it affects the characters. How showing a character running with his upper body bend forward against the wind makes him running over the wing of a flying aircraft look real even when you know it’s impossible.



Eizouken‘s high praise of the series made me want to watch Mirai Shounen Conan myself. I finally got around to it late last year, watching it over New Year’s Eve, making it the last anime I started in 2020 and the first I finished in 2021. Even without having been primed for it by Eizouken, I think I would’ve noticed Mirai Shounen Conan‘s physicality. Just take the clip from episode eight above. Conan and Lana have been running from Lana’s abductors, but their boat got hit by a cannon shell and sunk. Conan, still in magnetic cuffs from having been captured before, is stuck to a piece of debris and has to free himself. The way this is shown through Conan’s straining against his cuffs, how you can almost feel the effort he puts into trying to bend the metal he’s stuck to, the liberation once he is free, is rare in anime. Action can feel weightless in modern anime, especially when reliant on CGI. Not so in Conan. This would be impressive in a movie, but in a weekly television anime it’s even more so. The high standard set in the first few episodes is never let up. Nor is this physicality limited to key scenes. Everything is treated with the same care.

Mirai Shounen Conan: A very Miyazaki aircraft

If you didn’t know Miyazaki was involved with Mirai Shounen Conan, it should be clear by the time the Falco, — the airplane above — shows up. It’s such an obvious Miyazaki design and it reminded me of the plane from The Castle of Cagliostro. A pity such a cute plane is being used by the bad guys. The underlying theme of the series may be about how science unleashed in service of greed is bad and humanity needs to return to a managable technology level, but Miyazaki still makes that technology look hella seductive. Even the world destroying monster planes featured in the narration that starts each episode look cool. That conflict between morality and aesthetic we see a lot in Miyazaki’s later works, but Mirai Shounen Conan was the first time it was displayed like this. Miyazaki can’t help but display the glamour of the very technology that his stories want to condemn. The weapon destroying the world being monstrous airplanes rather than more mundane nuclear missiles is telling in itself. A romantic touch even in armageddon.

Hortensia Saga: young Monsley encounters the moth-like areoplanes that destroyed the world

Miyazaki’s essential humanity is also on display here: as with Terry Pratchett, few of his villains are completely unredeemable. Throughout the series there are hints given as how the sheer desparate struggle for survival made Industria into the horrible dictatorship that it is when Conan is taken there. It’s clear that in a system where people are reduced to solely how useful they are to the survival of Industria, the competition for safety, the desperation to not slide down into the unwanted masses, people become villains. As a contrast there’s High Harbour, which like Industria found itself having to rebuild civilisation from scratch, but without even the advantage of a fully functioning nuclear reactor at their disposal. High Harbour had no choice but to settle for roughly a 19th century level of technology and build a society you could live in comfortably. Industria, for all its technical prowess was still operating on “lifeboat rules”. At best it’s a system that breeds opportunists like captain Dyce, eager to do whatever it takes to earn a safe spot within it, but ready to sell it out the moment it becomes advantageous to do so.At worst, you get would-be tyrants like Lepka, eager to re-use the same weapons that destroyed the world to make himself its master. The only person with any true loyalty to Industria is Monsley, the captain of the Falco, who as a young girl saw her parents die in the apocalypse right before her eyes, she herself only saved by her dog having run away. The crimes she commits are not done out of self interest, but purely for the survival of Industria and its people. Both Monsley and Dyce are not irredeemable villains, just people driven by their terrible situation to do what’s necessary to survive.



Another way you can tell this is a Miyazaki production is through the character acting. The physicality that is key to making the fantastic believeable in his work, is also used to show the emotions and character of his personages. The first time I saw Conan running I knew this was a Miyazaki series; by the time I saw the sequence above, in episode three I was certain. The sheer physical joy in the animation is a dead giveaway. Here too physical impossibilities like Conan and Jimsy almost running vertically up that cliff side are sold both by the sheer confidence of the animation and the fact that they struggle to both fit through a bifurcated tree trunk seconds later. Each of them straining to out run the other, as shown through how thye throw their bodies foreward, stretching to gain even a centimetre of advantage. Then later, as they lose control running down hill, how it’s shown through them leaning back, attempting to break their speed without losing ground. While the movement and speed are exaggerated, the way it’s shown is firmly anchored in real life experience. You see kids running like this. Little dialogue is needed to show the stubbornness and competitiveness of Conan and especially Jimsy here.

What Mirai Shounen Conan offers is the unpolished version of what Miyazaki would perfect at Studio Ghibli. It’s a study in what you can achieve even with the limitations and the budget of a television anime. If you love animation for its own sake you need to watch this. Getting a great story and likeable characters as well is a bonus.

Nyanpasu! Non Non Biyori Nonstop — First Impressions

The timeless beauty and horror of the countryside.

I don’t think it’s even possible to be as deeply rural and remote as this in the Netherlands. The village school in Non Non Biyori Nonstop only has five students. Where I grew up there were similar such small schools, but even then the students numbered in the tens. The farms my father’s family ran were a ways away from the villages, but we could still bike to them in less than an hour. The Netherlands just isn’t big enough to have this deep a back country. In any case, such a landscape is probably better enjoyed through anime than by actually living there. The slow, deliberate pace and the beautiful setting are relaxing in twentyfive minute long weekly installments, not so much if I was stuck in it 24/7.

As it is though, Non Non Biyori Nonstop is as calming as its predecessors, a nice way to close out the week with. Renge and the rest of the cast are as charming and funny as ever. No need to watch the first two seasons if you hadn’t already, but why wouldn’t you?

Hortensia Saga: hate bow guy already — First Impressions

This is one of the dumbest fight scenes I’ve seen in anime. A bow is not a gun, son.

Hortensia Saga, which starts with a violent coup, had the misfortune to drop on the day of an actual real life coup attempt, as deranged Trumpists stormed the Capitol, egged on by the man himself. Course, in the anime, the coup was started by a werewolf murdering the king in front of his daughter, while the capital was overrun by actual monsters rather than elderly Mid Westerners prone to heart attacks. The chaos in both cases is the same, though in Hortensia Saga‘s case I blame the writers, as the whole coup makes even less sense than Donald’s failed putsch. You got a rebellious duke transforming in a werewolf and killing the king in front of his daughter. Fine. You got the duke’s soldiers attempting to storm and occupy the capital city. Understandable. Then dozens of monsters are also teleported in, as if the loyalists not have enough to deal with. Okay, so the rebels are evil, makes sense. The princess is rescued and taken to safety away from the capital. Which is what you would expect from this sort of story. A hidden princess leading the rebellion agains the tyrant that slew her father. But then, after the OP has kicked in, we get a recap of what we just saw and it turns out the rebels were driven away from the capital, with the younger brother of the princess crowned king.

Hortensia Saga: the crowning of Mariel's younger brother

Then there really is no reason why the princess should remain hidden, masquerading as a squire to Alfred, the son of the knight killed defending her, now is there? If things are safe enough her younger brother can be crowned king, doesn’t it make sense for her to return? This first episode never makes it clear why Mariel has to keep hiding as Marius, even as it skips ahead four years, with Marius and Alfred now teenagers. Mariel has to stay Marius because that’s what the plot says has to happen.

Hortensia Saga: Marius in trouble

It’s emblemic of the sloppiness of Hortensia Saga as a whole. This is the most generic of generic medievaloid battle fantasy. Based on the battles shown in this first episode, don’t expect any sort of realism or proper tactics, just red shirts being hacked down by the heroes or villains respectively. Every named character will have their own personal super weapon, like bow guy in the video above and they will all be ridiculous. I don’t like any of the character designs, it all looks far too flat and shiny and I got a sneaky suspicion Mariel/Marius won’t actually be the protagonist. Especially because she spents most of the episode being rescued. I’m not really interested in yet another medievaloid generic fantasy series that just takes its setting from every other anime fantasy. Therefore, unless things improve in the next two episodes I won’t bother with this. A disappointment.

(An aside: in Dutch, a hortensia is a type of plant, usually associated with retirement. This does not help me with taking this seriously.)