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Oh sure, they call it the Green Man gnome, but any fool can see this is Swamp Thing the garden gnome. The perfect gift for a certain Swampy obsessed comics blogger? Does Mike Sterling have a garden?
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Oh sure, they call it the Green Man gnome, but any fool can see this is Swamp Thing the garden gnome. The perfect gift for a certain Swampy obsessed comics blogger? Does Mike Sterling have a garden?
DC has a Brand New Idea of how to attract more readers to their comics:
Starting next year, DC Comics will unveil SUPERMAN: EARTH ONE and BATMAN: EARTH ONE, two graphic novels spotlighting the most powerful heroes of the DC Universe, with their first years and earliest moments retold in a standalone, original graphic novel format, on a new earth with an all-new continuity.
If that’s not excitign enough, check out who will be the creative teams (if you can call yet another regurgitated origin story creative):
Return to Smallville and experience the journey of Earth’s greatest adopted son, as he grows from boy to Superman in SUPERMAN: EARTH ONE by J. Michael Straczynski and artist Shane Davis.
Watch from the darkest corners of Crime Alley as a young boy is struck by unbelievable tragedy that will forge the greatest crime-fighter to ever stalk the rooftops of Gotham City in BATMAN: EARTH ONE, by writer Geoff Johns and artist Gary Frank.
If there are any characters who don’t need their origins retold it’s those two and to make it worse the writers involved with it seem to have been chosen for their nerd appeal, rather than their ability to attract new comics readers. I’m sure it will be succesful, but for a “major publishing event” it’s rather lame and incredibly conservative.
For an example of how to succesfully retool a flagging series DC should look to what happened to the venerable Spirou, as old as Batman and Superman and immensily succesful for decades (one of the Big Three B.D. series, together with Tintin and Asterix), especially when Franquin was doing it. The series started dragging when he left, but was revived when the team of Tome & Janry took over in the mid-eighties. They did this without feeling the need to establish a new continuity, go back to the roots or revamp the origins, but just by creating good new stories in a slightly more modern style… So much could be done with both Superman and Batman if DC just let go of the idea that everything needs to be an event and live up to the “mythical” stature of the characters.
An interesting article on Io9 of all places, looking at how James Rhodes, longtime Iron Man sidekick/replacement, is just about the perfect stereotypical Black superhero:
By accident more than design, Rhodes has ended up possessing multiple characteristics that sum up the black superhero experience. Sure, he may not have the word “Black” in his superhero name (See: Black Panther, Black Lightning, Black Goliath, the Black Racer or even the Black Musketeers. Yes, that’s right; I said The Black Musketeers), and he may not ride a skateboard – Or not that we’ve seen, at least, who knows what he does in his spare time? – but look how many other checkboxes he’s managed to tick
He’s a sidekick who became a replacement for the original white hero, he’s edgy and…
He’s A Cyborg
Yes, James Rhodes is a cyborg these days. Just like DC’s Cyborg, from Teen Titans. Or Marvel’s Deathlok. Or DC’s John Henry Irons**. Or Marvel’s Bishop, from the X-Men. Or even Iron Fist’s girlfriend, Misty Knight (one of the Heroes For Hire/Daughters of The Dragon). What is it about high-profile black characters finding themselves turned into part-robot? Some kind of clever commentary on black culture being assimiliated into the white corporate machine, or white creators having a fear of a black robotic planet? I have no idea, but it’s kind of odd, isn’t it?
That so many prominent Black heroes are cyborgs might just be the result of a relatively small sampling size. since there are far fewer Black heroes than there are white, even a few cyborgs are noticable. The examples mentioned all (with the exception of Misty Knight) are all eighties or early nineties creations, which was a time crazy for cyborgs anyway. Just like every Japanese character from that time was a ninja.
One cliche the article misses is that Black characters not just have names that shout their Blackness — Black Panther, BlackLightning, Black McBlack, queen of the Black-Black — but also show just a litttle bit more skin than yer average white hero. A shirt open to the navel is almost de rigeur for a Black hero, while a heroine, well, bras and panties is the most they could hope for. Case in point –>
The painful truth about these cliches is that these characters were mostly created by well meaning white writers, in an attempt to address the honkiness of the Marvel and DC universes. Which explains the substitute heroes and sidekicks, because it’s always easier to introduce a variation on a proven concept than a completely original character. Even the few Black writers in comics, like Christopher Priest and Dwayne McDuffie haven’t had much luck creating new, non-derivative Black heroes, though the former worked wonders with Black Panther and the latter had a memorable run on the nineties version of Deathlok. But new characters, not tied to an existing title? Always difficult to sell, especially since the Big Two doesn’t believe black heroes will sell at all.
Another problem is that while the creators might have been well intended their experience with Black culture (and perhaps, Black people in general) often seems pretty limited, hence the tendency to follow a given decade’s pop culture cliches (disco pimps in the seventies, hiphop hard men in the nineties). Characterisation by MTV, so to speak. What’s more, the mere fact a character is Black is often supposed to be enough to distinguish them…
Bwahaha! Texan anti-gay marriage legislation may actually outlaw all marriages there. Serves the fuckers right.
When a Canadian diplomate favourably compares the Dutch and English treatment of prisoners in Aghanistan with his own country’s policies, how bad must they be? Answer: quite bad, but the government doesn’t want to know>.
Any suggestions for the 10 Popular science books SF writers would benefit from having read?
Thierry Henry audits for the Feench handball team:
You can’t blame the Irish for being livid, nor the French for being disgusted but philosophical. Bad refereeing is an intrinsic part of football and had the shoe been on the other foot (the ball on the other hand) the reactions would have been the exact opposite. But I thought better of Thierry Henry.
Neither Blair nor Balkenende is EU president. Thank ghu, even if it means we have to keep Balkenende longer. Bet the British tabloids are eagerly awaiting any hint of a sex scandal on the part of Herman van Rompuy, if only to be able to pun on rompuy-pompuy…
Lieberman is the Democratic Sarah Palin.
Ideas I wish I’d had: Nobody’s Favorites, a look at comics’ worst characters, the ones that nobody likes. Some I agree with, some not and some are so obscure nobody even knows them.
Ideas I wish I’d had, part II:Thursday WHO’s WHO.
Friday bitchfest: Professionalism.