Ronal-Doh



Nike might be an awful money grabbing child labour using multinational, but they do know how to make a great commercial capturing the essence of both football and the various stars on display. Ronaldo dreaming of a giant Michael Jacksonesque statue of himself? Perfect.

Whites only at Dutch football club Quick 1888

aparheid sign from the old South Africa

From 24 Oranges:

Nijmegen youth football club Quick 1888 […] has adopted a discriminatory policy by “putting children of foreign descent who apply for membership on a waiting list, while accepting native Dutch youth members.” Apparently, parents of non-native children don’t help out with football, don’t have cars to drive the kids to games or have to work on Saturdays.

That was the first I heard of this story; googling gave me the full story from the Dutch papers. Quick 1888 is an amateur club with a rich past, started as a cricket club and branched out into football, having some success before Dutch football went professional, now happily playing in the amateur leagues. Apparantly they now have about eighty percent members of “non-Dutch origin” (allochtoon as the charming Dutch phrase has it), especially in the junior teams. Apparantly having so many allochtonen is a problem for the club as, so the club says, they are less involved, less likely to volunteer, more difficult to communicate with and supposedly there’s also more trouble with them off and on the playing field. Hence the decision to select new members on origin, to get to a 50-50 percent balance of allochtonen and autochtonen. What’s more, this policy was actually undertaken on advice of the Dutch football union!

It is of course breathtakingly racist to enact such a policy, illegal as hell as well, but a more unofficial policy of selection is not uncommon; as the club itself notes, most other clubs in Nijmegen are pretty white already. You would think that all things being
equal you would get roughly the same numbers of white/non-white players at the various clubs, not one club having most of the non-white players and the other clubs few if any… One innocuous explenation could be that Quick 1888 for one reason or another was the first club that a few allochtone players joined and hence become more attractive to others until most of these players were at Quick 1888, few elsewhere. Or it could be something slightly more sinister. Anybody who’s not a child knows how easy it is for a group to discourage outsiders from joining without ever having to articulate explicit policies for doing so.

That Quick 1888 found it both necessary to form such a policy and did not expect much controversy about it is a sign of the changed political climate in the Netherlands. We’ve long been a nation that’s much less tolerant than we like to think we are, but much of our intolerance was hidden, not talked about, only visible to the people it was aimed against. With the rise of Pim Fortuyn and later Geert Wilders this taboo was broken, to the point where it became normal to talk about e.g. “kut Marokkaantjes” (little Moroccan c*nts) in a debate about street crime. Many autochtoon Dutch people have always been likely to believe the reasons the club gave for this policy anyway, feeding into long existing prejudices about foreigners,; the difference is that these now can be openly articulated, rather than remain unspoken in polite society.

This is not to say that I don’t believe Quick 1888 is lying about the problems it has had in the past few years: lack of voluntarism, communication difficulties with parents not speaking Dutch or more criminality; I’m sure these were very real problems. But thinking these problems can be solved if only more white people became members is deeply wrong. These are symptoms of a failing club, one in which the (white) administration/long term volunteers (coaches, technical staff, field maintainers, canteen staff) have become alienated from the larger (non-white) part of its membership. It won’t be the first time that has happened. What is needed is fewer white people in charge and a more creative approach to solving those problems, not blaming allochtonen.

Twente rules, Ajax drools!

McLaren holding up the Championship Bowl

YES!

I may be a Feijenoord fan, but if there was any other team this season I didn’t mind winning the competition it was FC Twente. They were knocking on the door already last season and played such disciplined, attractive football without ever becoming arrogant. I also liked Steve McLaren from the start, even when he still thought speaking English with what he thought was a Dutch accent would help his players understand him better. And then there were players like Blaise Nkufo, a Black Swiss striker (and how many of those are there playing football on this level..) who became the club’s top scorer early in the season. Not to mention Bryan Ruiz, a Costa Rican international who became this season’s most dependable striker for FC Twente.

And what better way to win the championship than by denying Ajax the title? Ajax is the Manchester United of Holland, undeniably a great team, but arrogant and hated in the rest of the country (this makes Feijenoord into Liverpool, hardworking but a bit thick sometimes and PSV Chelsea, accused of buying their championships; carrying on the analogy would make AZ into Arsenal or Spurs, perrenial fourth but capable of greater things). Ajax had a great season, but a baddish start and an even better season for FC Twente meant that today on the last playing day they were still one point behind Twente. Because both games started at the same time, they were even virtual champion when they scored before Twente did in their game, but in the end, despite a 4-1 victory they left emptyhanded…

HA-HA! Poor old Ajax....

You have to have a heart of stone not to laugh at that, at the discomfort of players like Demy de Zeeuw, once a likeable player but now best known for trying to dop in his direct opponents to the referee, or Louis Suarez, top scorer in this year’s league, but prone to fall to the ground if somebody blows in his direction, not to mention Martin Jol, chav trainer in his eternal shell suit. Just the fact that they accused my club, Feijenoord for deliberately not winning from FC Twente two weeks ago in order to block Ajax in their championship bid is enough for me to crack open another beer to celebrate Twente’s win.

Congratulations Twente! And commiserations to Ajax — I feel your pain and I like it!

Football clubs are a bit special

The Guardian on Portmouth’s financial troubles:

It is understood the club initially agreed a combined fee with Spurs for Younes Kaboul and the promising Bosnian goalkeeper, but agreed to a clause promising that if Begovic went elsewhere they would pay Spurs a £1m fee in compensation. When the club subsequently agreed to sell Begovic to Stoke City following a protracted negotiation, the £1m fee kicked in and was due to be paid by the end of last month. It makes up part of the £17.3m owed in current and future instalments on players including Sulley Muntari, Mike Willliamson and Nadir Belhadj.

Portsmouth are obliged to pay the fee because of Premier League and Football League rules that protect football creditors, while unsecured creditors will be offered a settlement. Current and former players including David James, Peter Crouch and Glen Johnson are owed a total of £1.87m in unpaid wages and bonuses.

A list of more than 400 trade creditors, including St John Ambulance, schools, community sports clubs, kit suppliers and local businesses including florists and builders, are collectively owed £4.37m.

Emphasis mine. It’s nice that the FA has rules about this, but why should anybody else give a fuck about them? Surely there are laws about the order in which creditors get their money back in situations like this? It’s shitty to pay one million to Spurs but stiff your local, small business creditors who need the money much more.

UPDATE: from another Guardian article:

The list of “ordinary” creditors whose debts a new Portsmouth buyer can “compromise” runs to 15 closely typed pages. HMRC’s £17.1m is the largest debt; the tax authorities are particularly bitter about the football creditors’ rule because theirs is largely unpaid PAYE tax due on the millionaire players’ wages which have to be paid in full.

Does this really mean that the taxman doesn’t get first preference in settling debts? Unbelievable. Were a similar situation to happen year, you betcha the taxes would have to be paid in full before anybody else could get a go.

Everybody hates Ajax

Today was the penultimate round of matches in the Dutch football competition. FC Twente, with English trainer Steven McCLaren has never played as well as this season, having been in pole position for most of the season, but Ajax has also been playing very well and has only one point less. Both needed to win their respective games this weekend to be able to become champion, but Twente had the worst job, having to play Feyenoord, one of the traditional Big Three of Dutch football. And while their supporters hate Ajax and wouldn’t mind Feyenoord losing, the trainer and players thought otherwise, assuring the press that they would play normally, going for a win…

But when push came to shove, Twente had a very easy game, scoring twice with little trouble, Feyenoord not playing aggressive, sparing themselves for the big cup final next week. The result was a cheering, happy stadium, both Twente and Feyenoord fans happy to see Twente keeping on track for the championship — anything better than having Ajax win.