Dead Men Left on The Guardian

James over at Dead Men Left has the perfect description of The Guardian’s attitude towards the US:

I think they see Americans as something like the rest of us see spiders: fine when behaving themselves and sitting quietly in the corner, but bloody terrifying when zooming around unpredictably at high speed, with no easy option but to stand on a chair and scream. It’s not an unreasonable fear if either beast should arrive with guns, I suppose, but the best thing to do with the particular breed of Republican spider the Guardian has run foul of is to follow the traditional rememdy: trap them in a box with a piece of paper and throw them outside the front door; or, failing that, end the occupation of Iraq.

A very British coverup

NO one likes a cover-up, but Sharron Davies fans are going to be particularly miffed at this one.

Embarrassed BBC chiefs have ordered cameramen to close in on her head and shoulders during her Olympic TV swimming reports – to cut out her chest.

NIPPLEGATE.. THE BIG COVER-UP, Daily Mirror 21 August 2004
(Via Bertram Online)

Apparantely they want to avoid images like the following:

Sharron Davies showing nippleage

No, I don’t need to boost my hitcount, why do you ask?

Anarchists

In a never ending political joke, the anarchists, led by CLAC who were at the back of the march, got bored of waiting and decided to have their own march of about two thousand. They marched down a street parallel to the main march. They did anarchist things (looking and acting like idiots), ccomplished their goals (be more radical than the rest of us bourgeois sell-outs) and ended up becoming what
they always do (irrelevant).

From If there is hope…

Letterboxes

In a few months there will be local elections in the UK. To mark the occasion Iain Coleman has presented his Rules of Letterboxes:

1) A letterbox should be horizontal, and at waist height.

2) The letterbox should be no less than 20 cm in width.

3) A heavy duty spring is _not_ required.

4) Neither is an arrangement of furry brushes on the inside of the letterbox.

5) Under no circumstances should the letterbox be accessible to any dog that might happen to be in the house.

6) I really mean it about (5).

As an ex-postie, I can only agree, especially about (5). I used to dread one particular house on my route, as they had a dog the size of a small mammoth, judging from the way the ground shook when it came running to the door and the way the door bulged when it lunged at the mail and my hand… Was always afraid one of those days the door would not stop it…