Watame’s lullaby — Hololive Showcase

Watame has such a great, soothing voice:

Hitsuji mofu mofu / Kedama moko moko
Watame fuwa fuwa / Do do do do
Futon ni kuru mari / Kyou mo oyasumi

Ashita no koto de / Doki doki shitari
Sowa sowa shitari / Shinai de
Yukkuri nan ni mo / Kangaenai de nee you
Nemure nai yoru ni / Yorisou hitsuji ga
Beeeee iru yo
Atatakai miruku ni / Hachimitsu ga tokeru yo ni
Good sleep sheep sheep

Hitsuji mofu mofu / Kedama moko moko
Watame fuwa fuwa / Do do do do
Futon ni kuru mari / Kyou mo oyasumi

Tsunomaki Watame is supposed to be a sheep, singing you to sleep. Well, it works for me. In general her streams are soothing enough already, let alone like here where she deliberately tries to put you at ease.

Towa — Planet Loop — Hololive Showcase

It can be hard to remember the Hololive girls are supposed to be idols, but then you see a clip like this:

The first time I watched Tokoyami Towa singing I wqas blown away by her voice. She has such a deep, confident, almost masculine voice, so different from her usual voice. She immediately became my favourite Hololive singer; just check out her version of Error. It’s not that I dislike cutesy idol singing, but the way Towa sings just hits differently. A little bit of gap moe perhaps, as she’s usually a bit goofy, which makes her confident personality whenever she’s singing stand out all the more. Though even here you have a little goofiness coming through in her dancing.

A clip I can put on whenever I’m feeling depressed and which never fails to cheer me up.

Towa/Choco I need an Adult!/I AM an adult! — Hololive showcase

Let’s take a look at the more lewd side of Hololive.

Tokoyami Towa is supposedly a devil come to Earth to become a virtual idol. Most of her fans are doubtful that such a cute, sweet, innocent creature like Towa could ever be a devil. Instead they call her TMT: Towa-sama Maij Tenshi/Towa-sama is really an Angel. In return Towa launched TMDL Towa-sama Maji Devil/Towa-sama really is a devil, which immediately got co-opted as Towa-sama Maji Dai-Tenshi/Towa-sama really is an archangel. That sums up her personality and relationship with her fanbase. Though like almost every Hololiver she has har horny side, at heart she’s pure and sweet and wouldn’t hurt a fly. She’s got a hell of a singing voice as well.

Yuzuki Choco or Choco-sensei on the other hand is not somebody you can ever accuse of being innocent. She can’t help being bad; she was drawn that way. The pervy older girlfriend you wish you’d had in high school. Here she …appreciates Towa’s new 3-D design a little bit more enthusiastically than Towa is comfortable with. Her comments — “These shorts are cheating!”, “Choker? Collar? Which is it? Are you owned by someone?” — are bad enough, but delivered in that mature, flirty voice it’s overwhelming. No wonder poor Towa couldn’t cope.

Pekora/Noel: smug rabbit tortures defenceless knight– Hololive showcase

Like seemingly half the internet I got sucked into the Hololive rabbit hole last year. I could’ve learned Swedish, or put a dent in my to be read pile, but instead I watched a bunch of anime girls play video games on Youtube, badly. Honestly, vtubers are the best invention since sliced bread: youtube streamers, but anime girls. However, it can be hard to get it if you haven’t taken the plunge yourself yet. But I got a blog and I got time, so why not showcase some of my favourite clips to try and explain it?

At almost twenty minutes this is a bit of a long video to start with, but trust me, it’s worth it. I choose it because it doesn’t require any prior knowledge of Hololive or its vtubers and because it’s hilarious on its own. All you need to know is that the smug rabbit girl with the carrots in her hair is Usada Pekora, her hapless victim is the “knight cupped” Shirogane Noel and the game they’re playing is Getting Over It.

Getting Over It is a game in which you play a bald guy stuck in a cauldron, who for obscure reasons has to climb up high enough to launch himself into space, using only his muscular upper body and oversized sledgehammer to propel himself. You can use the hammer either to catch a convenient ledge to hoist yourself up to, or by carefully angling, launch yourself at the next bit of overhang you can reach. The sort of game neither my coordination nor my patience is suited for. Watching other people play it is hilarious though. Because while it all seems so easy when somebody like Lockness06 demolishes it in less than a minute and a half, but for the average player it’s an exercise in frustration and that can be very entertaining to watch.

Shirogane Noel is usually one of the more level headed of the third generation of Hololive vtubers. Which is actually the fifth generation, as Hololive started with generation zero, the vtubers it launched with in 2017 and inbetween gen 2 and 3 also launched its gamers branch. Noel herself is emphatically not a gamer. Though like every other Hololiver she plays a lot of them on stream, she isn’t very good at them. Which is why it’s a bit of a mystery as to why she challenged Pekora to this duel. Especially when Getting Over It is such a frustrating game if you’re not good with it. Nevertheless, she’s confident that she can beat Pekora and she actually does rather well at first. That is, until Pekora decides to engage in a bit of psychological warfare…

Usada Pekora is basically Daffy Duck in crossdressing Bugs Bunny cosplay. A bad loser and a worse winner, she alternates infuriating smugness with hilariously bad excuses whenever she’s losing. Fun as she is playing solo, whenever she collaborates with any of her third generation friends, she becomes even more fun. Here we see her at her best (worst) as she pulls every dirty trick in the book to get Noel to lose confidence. While she can’t interfere directly as they’re each playing their own game, she can and does needle Noel through other means. She probably could’ve won the game without it, but why take chances?

To be honest, I understand Pekora’s desire to torture Noel. Her increasingly flustered reactions are hilarious, especially when Pekora decides the loser has to undertaker a forfeit. Maybe it’s my inner sadist, but there’s something adorable in seeing Noel get increasingly despairing at the prospect of having to be at the mercy of Pekora…

She-Ra is a magical girl

She-Ra and the Princesses of Power is a maho shoujo show. Discuss.



And no, it’s of course not just because of its transformation scene, though it is very much a magical girl transformation, but everything around it. It’s rooted in friendship and optimism and rock solid belief in the idea that nobody is wholly evil in the same way that Precure is. It centers female characters in the same way maho shoujo series do; there’s fighting and defeating the bad guys but there’s also balls and being jealous because your friend is hanging out with somebody else and other such traditionally feminine coded concerns. No wonder all the sad cat piss men and fanboy fascists hate it.



It’s not like they’re actual fans of the original series. The sort of crybaby fake fan who throws temper tantrums about “SJWs ruining animation” wouldn’t have been caught dead watching something so covered in girl cooties as the eighties She-Ra. Commercials don’t lie: this was always aimed at girls and Noelle Stevenson and her team just revamped it for 21st century girls. In other words: queering it the hell up, which a certain kind of narrowminded fanboy always has troubles with. To be honest, I can’t actually remember all that much about the original She-ra or He-man, but I certainly got the impression that especially the latter was never 100% straight anyway. It’s all so tedious and boring to whine about it now it’s a bit more explicit. Have to hand it to the crybabies though, without their tantrum I might have missed this and that would’ve been a shame.

Because the truth is that the new She-ra is really great, taking something that was meant to sell toys and lavishing the same care and attention on it that e.g. Toei does on Precure. The story sparkles and has genuine wit, the characters are great and it’s such a pleasure to see body types other than teenage supermodel: all the characters look like people you could see walking around town. Even Scorpio. What’s more, while the Horde is evil and the princesses are the force of good, all of the individual Horde members who have gotten screen time are more than just evil for the sake of evil. More than a few actually seem rather …nice? It helps of course that most of their evil is rather abstract after the first two episodes: it would be bad if they won but the status quo isn’t all that bad. It’s a kids show after all.