Trust him, he’s a doctor — Monster Musume No Oisha-San

I admire the efficiency with which Monster Musume No Oisha-San establishes its setting and let’s you know exactly what kind of anime it is in its first two scenes:

Remember the Monster Musume no Iru Nichijou anime that came out in 2015? Hapless nerd gets saddled with a veritable harem of monster girls living at his home through a combination of government incompetence and his own abnormal kindness. It was hugely popular at the time, but sort of got buried under the isekai boom a little later on, so we never got the flood of monster girl knock-offs I’d expected. Until Monster Musume No Oisha-San that is. It’s not that both are monster girl harem series, but that the exact same monster girls show up. Main girl is a lamia, her biggest rivals are a centaur and an arachne, while there’s also a mermaid and a harpy knocking about. Where it differs is in giving its protagonist, doctor Glenn Litbeit, a better excuse to meet monster girls, by making him a physician in a fantasy city who specialises in treating monsters. Also a good excuse for having him fondle, sorry, ‘examine’ all the monster girls he comes in contact with, most of which are presented with the same sort of soft core porn presentation as in the scene above.

So why should you watch this if you don’t think adolescent sex jokes like this are hilarious? Even if I personally don’t mind this, had light harem antics been all this series had to offer I wouldn’t be writing about it. What makes it interesting is the setting: ten years after a war between humans and monsters, in a city build to encourage human/monster cohabitation, ruled over by Skaldi, a literal dragon lady. She’s the one who forced the end of the war and settled Lindworm as a town where both humans and all kinds of monsters could thrive. It’s her health, after she suddenly collapses through a speech, that is the subject of the series last four episodes. What I immediately thought of, as I’m sure you did too, is Yugoslavia and the death of Tito. When Tito died in 1980, there were fears it could tear Yugoslavia apart; in the process it took another decade of nationalism, but you can see how it sprung to mind. Without lady Skaldi, would the town of Lindworm remain peaceful or would both factions fall back in their ancient hatreds?

No of course Monster Musume No Oisha-San doesn’t go anywhere near that. Instead, the plot is all about finding a way to handle her illness as well as convincing her she should not accept it as her fate to die just yet. But while it’s not explicitly mentioned, what that last story arc shows is the entire city, monster and human both, pulling together to save their beloved leader. It’s not a case of Glenn pulling a miracle out of a hat and saving the day all alone. Instead, he gets his old mentor, an octopus woman to do the difficult parts of the operation, trains an arachne woman to assist them both and gets a centaur girl he treated earlier in the series to make a set of needles that can actually handle dragon flesh. In the end, the dragoness who ended the war and created the city is saved by the people she did it for.

Ultimately, Monster Musume No Oisha-San remains a light hearted harem series slightly too fond of jokes too corny even for an eighties teen movie. For me however it manages to avoid most of the sleaziness of other fanservice oriented shows. I liked the various haremettes and it helps that all of them clearly have lives outside of their love/lust for Glenn, even managing to be friends with each other. an enjoyable way to waste an afternoon watching anime.

Towa — Planet Loop — Hololive Showcase

It can be hard to remember the Hololive girls are supposed to be idols, but then you see a clip like this:

The first time I watched Tokoyami Towa singing I wqas blown away by her voice. She has such a deep, confident, almost masculine voice, so different from her usual voice. She immediately became my favourite Hololive singer; just check out her version of Error. It’s not that I dislike cutesy idol singing, but the way Towa sings just hits differently. A little bit of gap moe perhaps, as she’s usually a bit goofy, which makes her confident personality whenever she’s singing stand out all the more. Though even here you have a little goofiness coming through in her dancing.

A clip I can put on whenever I’m feeling depressed and which never fails to cheer me up.

41 shots, 23 years ago today

And in the eleven years that this video has been up, the top comments will mention George Floyd, Breonna Taylor, Eric Garner, Tamir Rice, Sandra Bland and wonder why nothing seems to ever have changed since 1999.

The cold sober facts of the murder of Amadou Diallo are bad enough, but even they don’t tell the whole truth. His murder was the logical outcome of a NYC police department let loose in a war on crime, the end result of Giuliani’s “broken window” crime policy. Roving squads of unmarked, armed police officers would be called death squads in other countries…

Towa/Choco I need an Adult!/I AM an adult! — Hololive showcase

Let’s take a look at the more lewd side of Hololive.

Tokoyami Towa is supposedly a devil come to Earth to become a virtual idol. Most of her fans are doubtful that such a cute, sweet, innocent creature like Towa could ever be a devil. Instead they call her TMT: Towa-sama Maij Tenshi/Towa-sama is really an Angel. In return Towa launched TMDL Towa-sama Maji Devil/Towa-sama really is a devil, which immediately got co-opted as Towa-sama Maji Dai-Tenshi/Towa-sama really is an archangel. That sums up her personality and relationship with her fanbase. Though like almost every Hololiver she has har horny side, at heart she’s pure and sweet and wouldn’t hurt a fly. She’s got a hell of a singing voice as well.

Yuzuki Choco or Choco-sensei on the other hand is not somebody you can ever accuse of being innocent. She can’t help being bad; she was drawn that way. The pervy older girlfriend you wish you’d had in high school. Here she …appreciates Towa’s new 3-D design a little bit more enthusiastically than Towa is comfortable with. Her comments — “These shorts are cheating!”, “Choker? Collar? Which is it? Are you owned by someone?” — are bad enough, but delivered in that mature, flirty voice it’s overwhelming. No wonder poor Towa couldn’t cope.

Pekora/Noel: smug rabbit tortures defenceless knight– Hololive showcase

Like seemingly half the internet I got sucked into the Hololive rabbit hole last year. I could’ve learned Swedish, or put a dent in my to be read pile, but instead I watched a bunch of anime girls play video games on Youtube, badly. Honestly, vtubers are the best invention since sliced bread: youtube streamers, but anime girls. However, it can be hard to get it if you haven’t taken the plunge yourself yet. But I got a blog and I got time, so why not showcase some of my favourite clips to try and explain it?

At almost twenty minutes this is a bit of a long video to start with, but trust me, it’s worth it. I choose it because it doesn’t require any prior knowledge of Hololive or its vtubers and because it’s hilarious on its own. All you need to know is that the smug rabbit girl with the carrots in her hair is Usada Pekora, her hapless victim is the “knight cupped” Shirogane Noel and the game they’re playing is Getting Over It.

Getting Over It is a game in which you play a bald guy stuck in a cauldron, who for obscure reasons has to climb up high enough to launch himself into space, using only his muscular upper body and oversized sledgehammer to propel himself. You can use the hammer either to catch a convenient ledge to hoist yourself up to, or by carefully angling, launch yourself at the next bit of overhang you can reach. The sort of game neither my coordination nor my patience is suited for. Watching other people play it is hilarious though. Because while it all seems so easy when somebody like Lockness06 demolishes it in less than a minute and a half, but for the average player it’s an exercise in frustration and that can be very entertaining to watch.

Shirogane Noel is usually one of the more level headed of the third generation of Hololive vtubers. Which is actually the fifth generation, as Hololive started with generation zero, the vtubers it launched with in 2017 and inbetween gen 2 and 3 also launched its gamers branch. Noel herself is emphatically not a gamer. Though like every other Hololiver she plays a lot of them on stream, she isn’t very good at them. Which is why it’s a bit of a mystery as to why she challenged Pekora to this duel. Especially when Getting Over It is such a frustrating game if you’re not good with it. Nevertheless, she’s confident that she can beat Pekora and she actually does rather well at first. That is, until Pekora decides to engage in a bit of psychological warfare…

Usada Pekora is basically Daffy Duck in crossdressing Bugs Bunny cosplay. A bad loser and a worse winner, she alternates infuriating smugness with hilariously bad excuses whenever she’s losing. Fun as she is playing solo, whenever she collaborates with any of her third generation friends, she becomes even more fun. Here we see her at her best (worst) as she pulls every dirty trick in the book to get Noel to lose confidence. While she can’t interfere directly as they’re each playing their own game, she can and does needle Noel through other means. She probably could’ve won the game without it, but why take chances?

To be honest, I understand Pekora’s desire to torture Noel. Her increasingly flustered reactions are hilarious, especially when Pekora decides the loser has to undertaker a forfeit. Maybe it’s my inner sadist, but there’s something adorable in seeing Noel get increasingly despairing at the prospect of having to be at the mercy of Pekora…