My rightwing guilty pleasure: Honor Harrington

On Twitter, one Joel asked:

If you’re on the political left, what is the most right-wing artistic work that you enjoy and appreciate (in whatever way you understand that concept)? And if you’re on the right, the reverse?

Cover of The Honor of the Queen

And my mind immediately went to David Weber and his Honor Harrington series. Doing Horatio Hornblower in Space! series is already a pretty conservative concept, but Weber took it up to eleven, especially at the start. We get the plucky little hereditary kingdom of Manticore as the standin for Georgian England and the *shudder* socialist welfare state People’s Republic Haven as the stand-in for ancien regime France, which gets its own revolution a few books into the series. But whereas real world France got it due to the relentless grinding down of farmers and middle classes by high taxation caused by feckless military adventurism as the French crown tried to compete with Great Britain and lost, here it’s because most of the population is on welfare and to finance it Haven has taken up the habit of taking over other star systems to pay for it. Haven is nefarious and ruthless, while Manticore is divided between steely eyed monarchists who see the danger and ineffectual peacenik liberals who’d rather stick their fingers in their ears than confront the danger. Most politicians, except those who vote for increased navy budgets, are gutless and venal, while the military on both sides are honourable and patriotic even when serving the wrong masters. Weber’s real ire is always at the ‘liberals’, invariably hypocrites, to the point it becomes funny rather than infuriating. His villains are also bad through and through, no room for shades of grey here.

Combine all this with a writing style that at best can be described as ‘functional’ and you may wonder why I’ve not only read but reread the series. It’s because Honor Harrington has the same quality as a good fanfic: first you want to keep reading to see what happens next, then you want to reread to see Honor kicking arse. Weber clearly is in love with his own protagonist: Honor is tall, physically imposing, convinced she isn’t beautfiul when she clearly is, smart and a tactical genius. Oh, and she also has an intelligent alien cat as a companion. A Mary Sue if there ever was one, but one the author would clearly like to fuck. That’s to be honest is what makes the series so readable, as Weber keeps giving her cool scenes and battles. For this I can ignore the dodgy politics, which in any case get slightly more bearable over the course of the series and never are as fascistic as some of his fellow Baen authors…

The Honor of the Queen — David Weber

Cover of The Honor of the Queen


The Honor of the Queen
David Weber
384 pages
published in 1993

The Honor of the Queen is the second novel in the Honor Harrington series, which finds Honor promoted after the events of On Basilik Station and off to command a small flottila escorting a diplomatic and trade mission to the Grayson Republic, which the Manticoran Kingdom hopes to gain as an ally. The thing is, Grayson is a system settled by American fundamentalist Christians who lived in isolation for centuries on a planet that was literally poisonous to them due to the amount of heavy metals in its soil. They have a bit of a problem therefore with women serving in the military, which complicates things for Honor. Meanwhile, on the planet of even more fundamentalist Christians, Manticore’s ancient rival the Haven Republic is busy meddling…

The Honor Harrington books are purely escapist mind candy for me, books I grab when I really don’t want to make an effort but still want to read something. Weber is a good enough author that he keeps your attention throughout, that he keeps you wanting to read on to find out the rest of the story no matter how often you’ve read it, which is why I’ve read his Harrington novels more often than many much better novels. They just give me something other books can’t. Even if objectively speaking they’re not very good.

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Reading David Weber on my mobile phone

Cover of Ashes of Victory


Ashes of Victory & War of Honor
David Weber
Kindle editions
published in 2000 and 2002

Bear with me because this is relevant. This January, about a year or so after everybody else, I finally broke down and got myself a smart phone on a not too onerous subscription plan. The phone I got was a HTC Wildfire, a dear little thing with some annoyances, but nothing major and because it was an Android phone, it had a version of Amazon’s Kindle available for it. Earlier this month I got this, then was looking around for some free books to put on it. Got the usual set of the Classics from Project Gutenberg of course, but I also wanted something more modern, something light and preferably science fiction, something I could read on the tram without having to pay too much attention to it.

Enter David Weber and his Honor Harrington series. Back in the nineties I devoured those books, but even then I knew they were not by any measure good books: wish fulfillment war porn with a severe case of hero worship and occasional dodgy politics and more than occasional dodgy science. Even on a sentence and paragraph level Weber is often just not very good: awkward dialogue, oodles of infodumps just as the spacewars heat up and in general too much verbiage with stock phrases repeated over and over again. Yet for all that I kept reading. I was going to just read a bit of Ashes of Victory just to test Kindle on my phone, yet here I am having read both that and War of Honor. Weber must be doing something right.

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