Jack in for adventure — First Impressions

Why is this boy lifting up the skirt of the girl he just rescued from being buried in a garbage dump, to show his sister her hole?

Listeners: It Is! This hole is just like I saw in the books!

Because this amnesiac girl is a Player and he’s not looking at what the anime wants you to think he’s looking at. He’s looking at her output jack, something only Players have. It’s what controls the giant mecha they fight the Earless with, the shadow monsters that are slowly destroying the world. Echo Rec, our hero, is a bit of a Players fanboy so he’s …less than tactful when it comes to sharing his enthusiasm. But he knows his place. He’s just a lowly trash collecter in Liverchester, a run down town almost destroyed in battle ten years ago, now only surviving as the garbage dump for the rest of the world. No way somebody like him can have anything to do with Players. Even when they turn up unconscious and amnesiac at his workplace.

Listeners: Echo and Mu on their giant robot

Imagine my surprise when by the end of the episode, he was fighting the monsters! Though he spent most of the episode insisting he was happy where he was, at the end he rode into the sunset with the Player girl. Who is now called μ/Mu because she’s a big Love Live fan for the symbol on her neck chain. A bit predictable, but executed well. I like that Echo isn’t the usual hot headed idiot champing at the bit to go on an adventure. His hesitation and attempts of talking himself into in staying put rather than go on adventure when it’s thrown in his lap are relatable. I would like to have a pretty amnesiac girl take me on an adventure, but if push came to shove?

Listeners: plug into the amplifiers

Every other anime reviewer seems to compare this to Eureka Seven, mainly because the main writer for that series also worked on this one. But since I never got further than episode three, what it reminded me off instead was Megalo Box. Same slightly gritty feel, same sort of slum setting. And like that series protagonist, Echo here seems to be a person of colour? Or at least not quite looking like the usual anime protagonist. There’s also an obvious rock undertone to the show: Players plug into amplifiers, the Earless are defeated by bursts of loud noises, a lot of retro tech like vacuum tubes on display. And finally, do we need to mention the obvious sexual imagery of Mu plugging in Echo’s jack?

Not all that original, but if the quality of the series stays this high, I’ll take it.

Dog in a manger — First Impressions

Gleipnir is beautiful trash:



As Bless tweeted, Gleipnir has great character designs even for minor characters, well animated and with a great physicality to its setting. You can almost feel the summer heat through the screen. If only it was in service to a better story. From the first episode it looks like Gleipnir is just another edgy death game story, with an extra helping of fanservice. Of the four girls with speaking parts this episode, we got pantyshots of three of them.

Gleipnir: xtreme furry

Kagaya Shuichi is the sort of protagonist who wants nothing more than to lead a normal life, self effacing to the point of being a doormat. Too bad he has recently gotten the dubious power of being able to transform into a monstreous dog like mascot figure, complete with zipper on his back. As a side effect his eye sight has become perfect, he’s super strong when in mascot form and his sense of smell has improved. A lot. It’s just that this means he can smell the dead tanuki laying at the side of the road even from within the class room. So he’s not too happy about his powers and he seems to punish himself for having them.

Gleipnir: nice smile

But one night it comes in handy when he notices a fire on the hills behind his hometown, goes to check it out and discovers a girl lying unconscious in the middle of it. He saves her, but his animal instincts (?) play up and he starts to sniff his panties before stopping himself. The next morning she tracks him down at school and blackmails him into coming home with her. It turns out she’s been looking for a monster like him for a long time. No sooner are they at her flat, when they’re attacked by a girl with the same powers as him. Who looks a bit like the protagonist from Killing Bites. The game is on…

Gleipnir: strip in front of the loser protagonist

Gleipnir was originally a manga. I read the first few chapters of that a couple of years ago and what bothered me then is bothering me with the anime adaptation too. I just can’t care about Shuichi. He’s a boring doormat with no personality who spents the entire episode being sad. Is it too much to ask if we could’ve gotten this series with Claire, the blackmailing girl he saves, as the protagonis? Because she’s awesome. Few people would be so mad as to push a boy off a school building just to see if he transforms into a monster. She’s driven, tough and doesn’t let anything get in the way of her goal. But Claire is not entirely free of anime bullshit. We get the old “let’s strip in front of him to see how little I think of him” routine and it’s as exploitative as it ever is. Guilt free fanservice because the protagonist couldn’t help it.

So. Technically excellent, but ultimately trash. A loser protagonist I’d rather not spent time with, but a good supporting cast and Claire is awesome. Will I keep watching?

Just casual slavery — Infinite Dendogram & Nekopara First Impressions

This raises so many questions.

Infinite Dendogram: for admin reasons, tians have human-grade cognitive capabilities and personalities

“Tians” are Infinite Dendogram‘s “generic” (sic) term for NPCs, which for some reason are given human intelligence and personalities, which is, erm. If you kill a tian in the game, isn’t that murder? Do the tians know they are in a game? What happens once the game’s no longer profitable and the servers are turned off, wouldn’t that be genocide? It all seems ethically dodgy on a level that even your average amoral tech company would balk at.

All of this is ignored by the show of course in favour of a very low stakes not actually trapped in a videogame story, with yet another clueless newbie player gets to hang around in a fantasy world having adventures. The first two episodes have been alright, but I’ve read dozens of these sort of isekai or videogame stories and there’s nothing interesting going on. Only if you really like this sort of thing.

Meanwhile, in porny visual novel turned cutesy anime Nekopara it turns out cat girls are literal second class citizens:

Nekopara: Cats are not allowed to leave their houses unless their masters are with them.

So in the world of Nekopara cat girls (so far only girls) are real and look just like actual human women, just with tails and cute cat ears, but sometimes they act like real cats? And that’s enough to treat them as second class citizens? It’s all a bit squicky and unnecessary for a show that’s purely a pseudo-harem series about cute cat girls working in a bakery and having issues with bladder control. Japan eh?

Nekopara: Cat fight

As said, this is based on a porny visual novel, where you can buy the actual game on Steam but have to buy a separate plugin to get all the sexy bits. Which explains shots like this, slighty too on the nose, crotch shot of the most fan servicey cat girl. Though for the most part there isn’t all that much fan service and what there is is more implied than shown, no censor beams or other BD sales enhancing techniques used here. This is almost a cute cat girls doing cute things show, if not for the presence of their master. Not a very good show, but a fun one and one that’s much less creepy than its origins would suspect.

Not furry enough — Murenase Seton Gakuen First Impressions

No, I’m sorry, it’s only properly furry if your female characters are just as monstrous and animal looking as your male characters:

Murenase Seton Gakuen: a crowd of animal people with the boys all proper animals and the girls just have animal ears and a tail

Forget about being the only boy at magical school, protagonist-kun is the only boy at animal school — and he hates animals! The only light in his darkness is that there’s also one human girl in the school, who he’d very much wants to befriend but too bad! He’s already adopted by a wolf girl, who has taken him into her pack!

Murenase Seton Gakuen: the cooking club at table together

Having read the original manga of this a while ago, it was an enjoyable pseudo harem series, nothing special and the anime seems the same way. The nastiness of this first episode was also part of the original’s first chapter(s) but calmed down considerably once the initial setup had been established. It remains hilarious how bestial most of the male animals are when all the girls are conventionally pretty, just with added cute ears or tail.

Anime is beautiful — Eizouken First Impressions

If Shirobako was about keeping your love for anime while working in the industry, Eizouken is all about the pure love for anime and why anime is worth loving.

Eizouken_anime: do you want to make anime or not?!

Yuasa Masaaki. This is the second or third series of his I went in blind only to be knocked out by the sheer majesty of his imagination. Devilman Crybaby, two years ago, was the last time that happened. I went in only having seen the cute pictures of monster girls and their girl friends on anitwitter and was completely unprepared for the maelstrom of feels that happened when I binged it one Sunday. For Eizouken ni wa Te wo Dasu na! I only had the MAL description to guide me, which made me think it would be a more fluffy Shirobako. A slice of moe version if you will, cute girls in a high school club making cute anime together. And while there are school girls, an anime club and a desire to live your life to the fullest doing what you love, it’s all a bit more hard edged.

What it shares with Shirobako is its love for anime. The scene shown above was basically my experience watching this. There’s so much to like in this scene. First, there’s the simple pleasure of watching the protagonist Midori settle down for a night casual anime watching, only to get drawn in slowly to the point she almost crawls into her screen to see everything better. Second, the fact that it’s Mirai Shounen Conan/Future Boy Conan, a 1978 anime series directed by Miyazaki Hayao. Finally, that it takes the time to actually show scenes from the anime, lovingly recreated and still recognisably in the style of the original. You see Midori fall in love with anime and you see why she falls in love with it, why a 42 year old anime could stir her this way. I don’t know why exactly Mirai Shounen Conan was chosen as the series that made her fall in love in anime, but it fits so well. The town or city that Midori lives in could as easily be part of the world of Conan, it has the same sort of aesthetic, though it also reminded me a little bit of some of Moebius works.

The true story only starts with a time jump to Midori just starting high school, badgering her friend Kanamori to go to the Conan showing in their school’s anime club, not wanting to go by herself. Kanamori agrees, but only if she treats her to no less than four bottles of milk from the local bath house. Kanamori is a bit mercenary, hard headed, not that interested in Midori’s obsession with anime, but a good friend who goes along to support her. When she asks what Midori actually enjoys about all this, the result is the rant above, where she painstakingly and in great detail explain just what makes Mirai Shounen Conan so good until her friend stops her.

What’s so great about this is that Midori’s rant is one you could’ve read on Sakbugabooru. It’s all about the art of animation, not the cool plot or cute characters, let alone the usual otaku consumerism. Midori is all about how the animators create a whole world by taking reality and “exaggerate it in a way that makes sense”. As we watch the same scene with the antigravity vehicle they’re watching, we have Midori explaining that by picking it up as if you would try and push a car to get it to run, you lend it an air of realism. She elaborates further, as we watch a typical Miyazaki impossibly big airplane take to the sky and Conan running around on its hull, how the way the plane moves and debris circles around it again makes it believable, with the sheer physicality of how Conan moves atop of that ship makes you accept it when it’s clearly impossible.

And the best part is that having explained and set out all these rules, the show immediately goes and demonstrates how to use them. Everything Midori said about Conan goes for her own series as well, up to and including the idea of “seeing a character wandering around a mysterious world filling you with a sense of adventure”. Most obviously in the chase scene right after Midori’s rant, as she and Kanamori run into Tsubame Mizusaki, child actress & model. Mizusaki’s parents have forbidden her to join the anime club and now her bodyguards are chasing her to stop her doing her so. As she’s confronted by the head bodyguard in some sort of theatre stage, the other two rescue her, being chased by the guard, fleeing to the top of the stage. As the guard approaches, Midori pulls a rope and opens a trap door, which he avoids. She pulls another which does nothing useful, he smirks but as she pulls the third rope, the steps collapse, forming a slide and he slides down them into the trap door. It embraces all the principles Midori set out just before and adheres to the rule of three of comedy. It’s a neat, physical scene in an episode that has a lot of talking heads otherwise.

Once the three escape Mizusaki’s minders they take her to a laundrette to clean her strawberry milk stained school shirt. It’s there that she and Midori bond about anime, showing each other their sketch books. Whereas Midori is all about concept art, Mizusaki is more about character sketches and the like. As Kanamori looks on, she asks whether they would like to make an anime together. Midori demurs, but Kanamori asks if not now, when and she has a point. As high school amateurs they have nothing to lose, nobody expecting anything from them, so if they fail, so what?

Her little motivation speech leads to a bout of inspiration for the other two, bouncing of each other’s ideas to create an entire world from a small doodle in Mizusaki’s sketch book. I’ve included the start above, but the full sequence runs over five minutes. As they creating, Mizusaki asks about Midori’s interest in concept art and she answers by asking if she ever created layouts for a secret base as a child. For Midori, concept art is her creating a whole new world as best as she can. Even before she got into anime we saw her sketching and mapping her new city. Having somebody to do this with must be heaven for her.

When the scene switches from them creating a new world to them having an adventure in that new world, we once again see everything that Midori ranted about earlier, everything that we saw in those Mirai Shounen Conan excerpts, being done here as well. The vehicle they created should not, could not fly as it does here, but it works because the way it behaves is consistent with the visual cues we are given about it. When one of the wings is damaged and no longer works, Mizusaki and Kanamori jump out and use their body weight to shift the vehicle, so they can fit through a narrow crevice in the landscape. You can feel them do it as you’re watching. It feels right.

Honestly, something very good has to be released this year for Eizouken ni wa Te wo Dasu na! to not be my anime of the year at the end of it. This is not just a good anime, it’s something that completely rekindled my love for anime, made me excited about anime after a year in which I watched much less anime than I used to. I was a bit burned out on it all, but this was just what I needed. Having characters fall in love with anime to the point of wanting to create it themselves, without all the usual otaku nonsense surrounding it, is so refreshing.