Risu: “I’m still okay” *knock knock* “I’m not okay” — Hololive showcase

Posted because I fell from my chair, laughing when I watched this earlier today. What happened when squirrel girl Risu stole mamah Moona’s piggy bank to count the coins in it:

It’s fairly normal for popular media franchise to be exported from Japan to other Asian countries, establishing branches there. And while Hololive’s foray into China wasn’t succesful, it was a logical move considering the potential size of the vtuber market there. Much more unexdpected was the establishment of an Indonesian branch, rather than say a Korean one. Ayunda Risu is one of the three first generation Indonesian Hololivers and she’s just as she appears here, a mischievous squirrel. Her generation mates are Moona Hoshinova, whose piggy bank she stole and Airani Iofifteen, heard late in the video offering seasoning to Moona to make squirrel satah. The first generation of Indonesian Hololivers all live together you see, with Moona being the mother and Iofi the father and Risu as their unruly child. A setup that works well, producing hilarious videos like this. What also makes HoloID stand is that before the English language branch of Hololive was established, these three were the sole Hololivers regularly streaming in English, often doing trilingual streams even, using Japanese, English and Bahasa Indonesia.

Clip created by Holoclip.

Watame’s lullaby — Hololive Showcase

Watame has such a great, soothing voice:

Hitsuji mofu mofu / Kedama moko moko
Watame fuwa fuwa / Do do do do
Futon ni kuru mari / Kyou mo oyasumi

Ashita no koto de / Doki doki shitari
Sowa sowa shitari / Shinai de
Yukkuri nan ni mo / Kangaenai de nee you
Nemure nai yoru ni / Yorisou hitsuji ga
Beeeee iru yo
Atatakai miruku ni / Hachimitsu ga tokeru yo ni
Good sleep sheep sheep

Hitsuji mofu mofu / Kedama moko moko
Watame fuwa fuwa / Do do do do
Futon ni kuru mari / Kyou mo oyasumi

Tsunomaki Watame is supposed to be a sheep, singing you to sleep. Well, it works for me. In general her streams are soothing enough already, let alone like here where she deliberately tries to put you at ease.

Towa/Choco I need an Adult!/I AM an adult! — Hololive showcase

Let’s take a look at the more lewd side of Hololive.

Tokoyami Towa is supposedly a devil come to Earth to become a virtual idol. Most of her fans are doubtful that such a cute, sweet, innocent creature like Towa could ever be a devil. Instead they call her TMT: Towa-sama Maij Tenshi/Towa-sama is really an Angel. In return Towa launched TMDL Towa-sama Maji Devil/Towa-sama really is a devil, which immediately got co-opted as Towa-sama Maji Dai-Tenshi/Towa-sama really is an archangel. That sums up her personality and relationship with her fanbase. Though like almost every Hololiver she has har horny side, at heart she’s pure and sweet and wouldn’t hurt a fly. She’s got a hell of a singing voice as well.

Yuzuki Choco or Choco-sensei on the other hand is not somebody you can ever accuse of being innocent. She can’t help being bad; she was drawn that way. The pervy older girlfriend you wish you’d had in high school. Here she …appreciates Towa’s new 3-D design a little bit more enthusiastically than Towa is comfortable with. Her comments — “These shorts are cheating!”, “Choker? Collar? Which is it? Are you owned by someone?” — are bad enough, but delivered in that mature, flirty voice it’s overwhelming. No wonder poor Towa couldn’t cope.

Pekora/Noel: smug rabbit tortures defenceless knight– Hololive showcase

Like seemingly half the internet I got sucked into the Hololive rabbit hole last year. I could’ve learned Swedish, or put a dent in my to be read pile, but instead I watched a bunch of anime girls play video games on Youtube, badly. Honestly, vtubers are the best invention since sliced bread: youtube streamers, but anime girls. However, it can be hard to get it if you haven’t taken the plunge yourself yet. But I got a blog and I got time, so why not showcase some of my favourite clips to try and explain it?

At almost twenty minutes this is a bit of a long video to start with, but trust me, it’s worth it. I choose it because it doesn’t require any prior knowledge of Hololive or its vtubers and because it’s hilarious on its own. All you need to know is that the smug rabbit girl with the carrots in her hair is Usada Pekora, her hapless victim is the “knight cupped” Shirogane Noel and the game they’re playing is Getting Over It.

Getting Over It is a game in which you play a bald guy stuck in a cauldron, who for obscure reasons has to climb up high enough to launch himself into space, using only his muscular upper body and oversized sledgehammer to propel himself. You can use the hammer either to catch a convenient ledge to hoist yourself up to, or by carefully angling, launch yourself at the next bit of overhang you can reach. The sort of game neither my coordination nor my patience is suited for. Watching other people play it is hilarious though. Because while it all seems so easy when somebody like Lockness06 demolishes it in less than a minute and a half, but for the average player it’s an exercise in frustration and that can be very entertaining to watch.

Shirogane Noel is usually one of the more level headed of the third generation of Hololive vtubers. Which is actually the fifth generation, as Hololive started with generation zero, the vtubers it launched with in 2017 and inbetween gen 2 and 3 also launched its gamers branch. Noel herself is emphatically not a gamer. Though like every other Hololiver she plays a lot of them on stream, she isn’t very good at them. Which is why it’s a bit of a mystery as to why she challenged Pekora to this duel. Especially when Getting Over It is such a frustrating game if you’re not good with it. Nevertheless, she’s confident that she can beat Pekora and she actually does rather well at first. That is, until Pekora decides to engage in a bit of psychological warfare…

Usada Pekora is basically Daffy Duck in crossdressing Bugs Bunny cosplay. A bad loser and a worse winner, she alternates infuriating smugness with hilariously bad excuses whenever she’s losing. Fun as she is playing solo, whenever she collaborates with any of her third generation friends, she becomes even more fun. Here we see her at her best (worst) as she pulls every dirty trick in the book to get Noel to lose confidence. While she can’t interfere directly as they’re each playing their own game, she can and does needle Noel through other means. She probably could’ve won the game without it, but why take chances?

To be honest, I understand Pekora’s desire to torture Noel. Her increasingly flustered reactions are hilarious, especially when Pekora decides the loser has to undertaker a forfeit. Maybe it’s my inner sadist, but there’s something adorable in seeing Noel get increasingly despairing at the prospect of having to be at the mercy of Pekora…