{"id":10068,"date":"2023-02-02T16:49:06","date_gmt":"2023-02-02T21:49:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cloggie.org\/wissewords2\/?p=10068"},"modified":"2023-02-02T16:49:06","modified_gmt":"2023-02-02T21:49:06","slug":"mist","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cloggie.org\/wissewords2\/2023\/02\/02\/mist\/","title":{"rendered":"Mist"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\nfor those of y&#8217;all still claiming Germans don&#8217;t have a sense of humour, let me introduce you to Bernd das Brot:\n<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"1280\" height=\"720\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/kiK-vC6AU-4\" title=\"Bernd das Brot - Nerd Party [ENGLISH SUBTITLES]\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>\nAn anthropomorphic loaf of bread with short, stumpy arms and a pessimistic, cynical personality, Bernd comes from a German children&#8217;s tv series and has become a bit of a mascot for KiKa, the channel this was broadcast on. KiKa is aimed at children and only broadcasts between 6:00 AM and 9:00 PM, which means there&#8217;s a lot of dead air. So they decided to fill this air time with short movies like the one above, in which Bernd is basically put through a series of <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=8n79PEPHDAI\">psychological<\/a> and <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=Rl_Rt0PNxn4\">existential torture<\/a> in <cite>Der KiKa Lounge<\/cite>. His attitude with which he undergoes these trials is what makes it hilarious and this particular one had me especially giggling. It&#8217;s just all very&#8230;\n<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/pictures\/wissewords\/Bernd das Brot - kawaii.jpg\" width=\"1280\" height=\"720\" alt=\"\" class=\"aligncenter\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\n(And for all the nerd mockery on display in this video, it&#8217;s in the end actually very respectable.)\n<\/p>\n<p>\nSo if you&#8217;re ever in a German speaking country and late at night you&#8217;re flicking channels and come across a boxy, stubby armed muppet undergoing strange tortures in a white room, you now know what it is and no, it&#8217;s not a hallucination brought on by too much bratwurst and dunkelbier.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>for those of y&#8217;all still claiming Germans don&#8217;t have a sense of humour, let me introduce you to Bernd das Brot: An anthropomorphic loaf of bread with short, stumpy arms and a pessimistic, cynical personality, Bernd comes from a German children&#8217;s tv series and has become a bit of a mascot for KiKa, the channel [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1818,242],"tags":[2796],"class_list":["post-10068","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fandom-2","category-video","tag-bernd-das-brot"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cloggie.org\/wissewords2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10068","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cloggie.org\/wissewords2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cloggie.org\/wissewords2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cloggie.org\/wissewords2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cloggie.org\/wissewords2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10068"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/cloggie.org\/wissewords2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10068\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10069,"href":"https:\/\/cloggie.org\/wissewords2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10068\/revisions\/10069"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cloggie.org\/wissewords2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10068"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cloggie.org\/wissewords2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10068"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cloggie.org\/wissewords2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10068"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}